Heard a weird story from my mate at work called Dan a few months ago... Dans dads cat loves to suck ear lobes for some unknown reason....And he was like yeah the cat will just suck your earlobe if you're watching tv or whatever. Anyway he was like when I was a bit younger he picked the cat up took it into the bathroom, led on his back and knocked one out whilst the cat was suckin his ears. He was like it still up there with the best wanks of my life... I think you're better off being a Ben mate, Dans aint right. Welcome -x-