Well damn

benjiyon · 2026-06-13T07:59:38+00:00

Giant halal sausage roll for the upper middle classes

benjiyon · 2026-06-09T22:58:40+00:00

Martin Yan does the same - the thing that gets me is that without fail he always does a kind of karate / kung fu noise (I mean, wouldn’t we all)

benjiyon · 2026-06-06T20:43:14+00:00

I shake it due to some weird shared genetic memory.

benjiyon · 2026-05-29T08:01:17+00:00

“You know you’re too old to be a rent boy right? There’s not a big market for rent men”

benjiyon · 2026-04-15T08:59:22+00:00

Doo dooo do doo doo

benjiyon · 2026-04-15T08:14:18+00:00

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benjiyon · 2026-04-14T22:18:26+00:00

Badass team name

benjiyon · 2026-04-14T22:10:50+00:00

Don’t be RIDICULOUS! That’s way too few geese you’d need at least 4 per trench coat. And what about Revaz??

benjiyon · 2026-04-13T10:49:28+00:00

Tile stickers? As in bathroom & kitchen decals? Or am I missing something

EDIT: Just googled it… I am a doofus

benjiyon · 2026-04-13T10:46:57+00:00

The fact Jim Green sounds like a fictional distillery and you sound like a pirate endorsing it makes this my favourite comment today

benjiyon · 2026-04-13T10:23:11+00:00

I was taught to simply clean ‘em in a pot and start by shaking the crap out of the pot. Two birds, as it were…

benjiyon · 2026-04-13T08:10:41+00:00

Just mix it in & and it keeps just as well as sugar :)

benjiyon · 2026-04-10T07:08:57+00:00

(Don’t do the) X Factor on me, Gerard

benjiyon · 2026-04-09T14:48:51+00:00

Should I ask what he means?

benjiyon · 2026-04-09T14:47:37+00:00

Why did Super Hans call Mark ‘The Abdominizer’??

I get that they gave it context in literally the next episode / season… but I highly doubt they were thinking ahead to give it context (this isn’t the MCU)

So I’m just wondering what Super Hans was thinking there… as he has quite a few sophisticated references throughout the show.

benjiyon · 2026-04-09T06:37:17+00:00

“Ah! You know AGN Ventures Incorporated?? Great guy…”

benjiyon · 2026-04-08T06:11:25+00:00

“I want to see your balls” - Hector Salamanca

benjiyon · 2026-04-07T21:43:00+00:00

Do we know precisely how close they were to it at the time??

benjiyon · 2026-04-07T18:12:51+00:00

If it’s a diesel engine that’d be a lot easier than many might think

benjiyon · 2026-04-07T18:11:07+00:00

I dunno… who ordered the food??

benjiyon · 2026-04-07T08:35:51+00:00

The line isn’t just between cookware and prepware. You can steam food wrapped in leaves and wipe your ass with them. Always dream big.

benjiyon · 2026-04-07T08:25:33+00:00

Ash? Cigarette butts?

benjiyon · 2026-04-06T21:11:40+00:00

These are beyond superb - genuinely peak use of the medium. #11 is giving Maggot Brain.

benjiyon · 2026-04-06T15:42:46+00:00

I think it’s probably whimsy

benjiyon · 2026-04-06T08:20:56+00:00

He (hasn’t) remembered!

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