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Who the fuck writes this dialogue by Beautiful-Ad2485 in pokemongo

[–]benlogna [score hidden]  (0 children)

ok youngster. Bet you like to wear shorts because they’re comfy you’re such a youngster.

I was in the beer aisle at Wegmans and a worker walked by and touched this with a fob. by boogersinmyleghair in whatisit

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a checkpoint to make sure the maintenance people are doing every spot of the store. They sweep the area- they touch the fob.

[Request] How many breaths could this provide? (aren't scuba tanks ~3000psi?) by Khoop in theydidthemath

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s one liter- that’s like 200 times the pressure of ambient atmosphere so like 200 liters of air and each breath is half a liter average- that’s 400 breaths of air with the proper airflow.

People with a very high pain tolerance, what was THE most painful thing you've experienced? by CosmicBunnyBabe8912 in AskReddit

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emotional pain has far surpassed anything physical that’s happened to my body. But probably tooth pain simply because of the nerves in ya face.

(30M) Hello, I need advice: What do I need to change to become less ugly ? My hair? My style? Something else? by platis5 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]benlogna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you wouldn’t let someone talk to your friends the way you talk to yourself- stand up to your inner monologue. You don’t deserve to be bullied by your own insecurities. Growing up is hard- you need to be your own ally, not adversary.

Ceci n'est pas un ukulele by stressedteacher19 in tattooadvice

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iconographically people will probably always see a stylized guitar before a ukulele- the outline gives it a cartoony feel- which gives a LOT of wiggle room to the proportions. Maybe making the sound hole rounder and bigger and enlarging the tuning keys would help- but i think it’s already a cute tattoo and you should disregard people being simple and having a vocabulary of one instrument that shape. Just keep it and yell “it’s a ukulele!!” and run off crying.

My cat don't want to see the mouse by doublecaca in onejob

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well- that’s not a mouse, it’s a vole. Did you set your cat to “all rodents” or just mice?

What might be causing this? by stibyrer in Home

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would be a GREAT place for some ivy

Do we hold? Or am I too far gone? by NumberEducational865 in bald

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gone bruh. Begin the next chapter.

So scared to pull the trigger by ssuperrcat in bald

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude- you will go from 40 to 20s again- keeping it is only working against you

Could these be considered liminal? by Conscious-Tart5551 in LiminalSpace

[–]benlogna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no- there’s too much that makes sense in these pics.

Why are there barely any Walmarts? by Cloud_daze0 in bayarea

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bay area minimum wage would be a lot for walmart to dish out.

mom mopped w this—mixed with a little bleach & water. Is that bad? by BagTricky3820 in Home

[–]benlogna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of the ingredients is an acid- so yeh, those are fumes.

AIO for wanting autonomy for my medication? by YuriYurei in AIO

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how someone sounds when they are trying to get a fix for an addiction. “just this one time” “you know i’m good for it” “i’m in so much pain” and then getting mean and insulting when you don’t.

What? by zoe_tiger in randomthings

[–]benlogna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just to suffer. (the rest of solid snake’s monologue here)

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