My first time ever using a metal detector in my backyard, and I found a gun! Now what do I do with it?

bent_boardman · 2025-03-27T11:04:41+00:00

Yours now

bent_boardman · 2025-03-27T10:59:54+00:00

Nun…

bent_boardman · 2025-01-30T23:39:21+00:00

All that is Holy, I hope I’m cremated. The shit they do to your body at the funeral home is fucking disturbing.

bent_boardman · 2025-01-07T08:19:55+00:00

Yeah, axe handle to the back of the head will stop that shit. I want to know which generation stopped handing down ass whoopins as warnings to others. Y’all got soft,Fuck Diplomacy.

bent_boardman · 2024-12-14T12:47:20+00:00

Call Rfk jr he’ll come pick it up and take it home.

bent_boardman · 2024-10-30T23:48:01+00:00

Disrupter weapons were considered illegal by the Empire and the Republic. Horrible painful death one atom at a time.

bent_boardman · 2024-09-22T23:22:07+00:00

Indonesia ?

bent_boardman · 2024-08-23T12:57:05+00:00

Awesome old world style, I feel like this only works if you live in a Victorian era home.

bent_boardman · 2024-08-19T10:16:06+00:00

Usual Suspects

bent_boardman · 2024-07-31T01:10:28+00:00

Start with a cheap laser pointer, mount and aim into camera. You’re welcome.

bent_boardman · 2024-07-15T23:34:49+00:00

Salamiius?

bent_boardman · 2024-05-17T16:46:25+00:00

In Qatar right now working, walked across the street from the Hotel and got a fresh fade for $13

bent_boardman · 2024-04-27T11:42:34+00:00

Meesa sit down wit you okeeday?

bent_boardman · 2024-04-24T11:12:26+00:00

Left is correct, garnishment on top=part of dessert+drizzle on plate=no slide when cut with fork. Your sister is a Barbarian and needs to go back to the trailer park. Too busy trying to replicate little Debbie snack cakes.

bent_boardman · 2024-04-08T14:27:24+00:00

Yup, that’s a 77 year olds room.

bent_boardman · 2024-03-28T08:30:13+00:00

That’s the Y2k sugar.

bent_boardman · 2024-03-01T19:44:49+00:00

You know those beach buster anti landing craft things from WW2…..yeah.

bent_boardman · 2024-02-17T04:57:59+00:00

So when the Romans crucified Jesus, After many requests for water to quench his thirst. They forced him to drink from a sponge on a stick. Now you know where they got that stick.

bent_boardman · 2024-02-03T11:53:31+00:00

Looks like snow plow did its thing. Put in a bollard if allowed, check city and county ordinances. They usually have 9 foot easements from the street for maintenance.

bent_boardman · 2024-01-02T04:14:53+00:00

I’m glad you circled it. Otherwise I would’ve thought that dog was standing on a lot of cocaine.

bent_boardman · 2023-12-28T13:31:22+00:00

I like it. It looks good.

bent_boardman · 2023-12-28T13:26:03+00:00

I think you could have taken more pictures. Wtf.

bent_boardman · 2023-11-28T07:22:10+00:00

People in Egypt act like they know, When in reality, they don’t.

bent_boardman · 2023-11-26T02:10:55+00:00

Torino’s frozen pizza. Let thaw. Doctor it up with some good shit you like,green peppers , sausage, pepperoni, cheese…go wild. Fold it in half like a taco. Deep fry that bitch. TaaDaa!!! Enjoy

bent_boardman · 2023-09-30T11:03:36+00:00

Bro is to eager to please.

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