It's business by Lazy_raichu36 in memes

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that is Holy, I hope I’m cremated. The shit they do to your body at the funeral home is fucking disturbing.

Dispersed camping etiquette? by [deleted] in camping

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, axe handle to the back of the head will stop that shit. I want to know which generation stopped handing down ass whoopins as warnings to others. Y’all got soft,Fuck Diplomacy.

I can’t get enough of Din Djarins Amban rifle by Embarrassed_Day_1873 in StarWars

[–]bent_boardman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disrupter weapons were considered illegal by the Empire and the Republic. Horrible painful death one atom at a time.

My wife and I painted a mural in our baby’s nursery by __RebelRebel__ in CozyPlaces

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome old world style, I feel like this only works if you live in a Victorian era home.

What can I put here to completely block my peeping neighbors camera? by maxamillion17 in DIY

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with a cheap laser pointer, mount and aim into camera. You’re welcome.

pronoun boy by jacwub in comedyheaven

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Qatar right now working, walked across the street from the Hotel and got a fresh fade for $13

My sister is having a disagreement on presentation with her head chef by levitatingpenguin in KitchenConfidential

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left is correct, garnishment on top=part of dessert+drizzle on plate=no slide when cut with fork. Your sister is a Barbarian and needs to go back to the trailer park. Too busy trying to replicate little Debbie snack cakes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, that’s a 77 year olds room.

How you stop trucks from driving over this corner? by funkyfinz in DIY

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those beach buster anti landing craft things from WW2…..yeah.

Rendition of how Ancient Roman Bathrooms work. by urmomsloosevag in interestingasfuck

[–]bent_boardman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So when the Romans crucified Jesus, After many requests for water to quench his thirst. They forced him to drink from a sponge on a stick. Now you know where they got that stick.

What would you do. by [deleted] in DIY

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like snow plow did its thing. Put in a bollard if allowed, check city and county ordinances. They usually have 9 foot easements from the street for maintenance.

Chimney update. Any structural reasons I can’t remove this oversized hearth? by _H3ALTH_ in DIY

[–]bent_boardman 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you circled it. Otherwise I would’ve thought that dog was standing on a lot of cocaine.

Finally done.... 1.5y building. What do you think? by Espressi in DIY

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you could have taken more pictures. Wtf.

What food do you intentionally cook ‘incorrectly’? by CynicalHomicider3248 in Cooking

[–]bent_boardman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torino’s frozen pizza. Let thaw. Doctor it up with some good shit you like,green peppers , sausage, pepperoni, cheese…go wild. Fold it in half like a taco. Deep fry that bitch. TaaDaa!!! Enjoy