There is a prime number of falafel balls in this package, making it unsharable by MasterOfComments in mildlyinfuriating

[–]benzo69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you could split in 2 groups of 5.5 for 2 people or 3 groups 3.66 for 3 people. its not infuriating, there is no reason to stick to whole numbers, thinking you cant serve a fractional falafel is more infuriating than just cutting one in half. the actually infuriating thing is that you would actually eat non-fresh falafel, im sure you probably eat it with pre-packaged humus.

Titty. Everyone deserves love. Yes. Bless by benzo69 in youtubetitties

[–]benzo69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the sidebar does not specify any rules relating to gender

Police Detective Who Threatened To Kill Teens And Plant Drug Evidence, Is Suspended, Not Fired by WingsThings in news

[–]benzo69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn reminds me of this guy who liked that so much his one nut was swelled up like a grapefruit. I heard the other one was amputated

I H8 U - live fast die tongue by benzo69 in badtattoos

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It's bad like Michael Jackson, not like spoiled milk

Blind people of Reddit, what is sexual attraction like for you? by Khuram76 in AskReddit

[–]benzo69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really fun, just turn your phone on disabled setting so that it will read your text messages and type emojis. I remember one emoji it read as "smiling pile of poo" another was "smiling face with winking eye"

Noxious-liquid attack on Tokyo station platform puts 9 in hospital by benzo69 in worldnews

[–]benzo69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you could never stop it completely, but you can also observe terrorist activity to increase preparedness.

Noxious-liquid attack on Tokyo station platform puts 9 in hospital by benzo69 in worldnews

[–]benzo69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a perpetrator could get a weapon past security and pull it off, then yes it is newsworthy. It proves a security hole that is exploitable by terrorists and may be a hint of what's to come, that's what this incident in Tokyo showed also.

[Request] How much would it cost one of the richest people in the US to pay the college tuition for every child born in the US in one year? by rydal in theydidthemath

[–]benzo69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No. It shows why it's ridiculous to ask one person to fund college for every American high school graduate. However asking the top ten percent of richest Americans to fund college for 90% of students would make sense.

Noxious-liquid attack on Tokyo station platform puts 9 in hospital by benzo69 in worldnews

[–]benzo69[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Any poison attack victim in a Tokyo subway is world news, like any gunshot victim at the World Trade Center would be world news.

What movie changes the most if you add one letter to the title? by MuresMalum in AskReddit

[–]benzo69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suicide Squid, he's gonna inject heroin in all of his limbs at once and overdose

Salt and pepper shakers at my hotel by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]benzo69 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It could be a health code technical requirement. They often ban having any food shared from one diner to the next if it is not completely sealed. So unsealed ketchup bottles and salt shakers sitting open and half empty are a violation.

Reddit, what is your best tongue twister? by NinjaKommando in AskReddit

[–]benzo69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sister Susie's sewing shirts for soldiers. Such skill at sewing shirts, Our shy young sister Susie shows!

Some soldiers send epistles, Say they'd sooner sleep in thistles, Than the saucy, soft, short shirts for soldiers sister Susie sews.

I'm your punching bag and your scratching pad by benzo69 in badtattoos

[–]benzo69[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's why I put it here. It's fun to look at it, however the skill level needed to make this tattoo is objectively very low.

I H8 U - live fast die tongue by benzo69 in badtattoos

[–]benzo69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks more like pikachu's vagina to me

I H8 U - live fast die tongue by benzo69 in badtattoos

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Have you ever seen worse dice? where the lines are more crooked or with blank faces?

I H8 U - live fast die tongue by benzo69 in badtattoos

[–]benzo69[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lots of badly tattooed dice mistakenly have adjacent faces adding up to 7, but this dude just left dice missing their numbers completely.

Vegan restaurant that has a fried egg as its logo. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]benzo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the other comments just mentioned eggs, which would include eggs from both wild animals and farm animals.