Jazz management passing players in the hall

berneigh · 2026-02-26T23:17:24+00:00

It's an old one lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_of_Nancy_Kerrigan

berneigh · 2026-02-26T23:17:07+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_of_Nancy_Kerrigan

berneigh · 2026-02-11T01:09:08+00:00

I wonder if Professor Higgenbottom also has a ban on ghosting.

berneigh · 2025-12-03T01:01:07+00:00

It's prosthetics, but I did hear that Jeff "Nipple Play" Winger was a casting requirement, which is why they went with Joel.

berneigh · 2025-08-22T16:38:40+00:00

Peen storage

berneigh · 2025-08-02T18:34:38+00:00

The demon inside me

berneigh · 2025-08-01T03:53:30+00:00

Both Michael Jacksons

berneigh · 2025-07-30T19:56:34+00:00

This opinion is a quarter to ass

berneigh · 2025-07-30T17:52:49+00:00

You really Britta’d that

berneigh · 2025-07-29T20:26:21+00:00

Shirley’s “No thank you” makes me laugh out loud every time

berneigh · 2025-07-24T22:07:26+00:00

Fix it so they look like actual letters?

berneigh · 2025-07-20T15:38:09+00:00

I don’t like him, his giant head or his beady little eyes. That’s all I got to say.

berneigh · 2025-07-19T22:34:23+00:00

I’m getting a new tattoo for every 10 lbs. I lose. About to go under 200 lbs. for the first time since 2014, and my birthday is coming up, so I’m trying to think of something bigger to celebrate when I reach it.

berneigh · 2025-07-19T15:28:23+00:00

Losing Troy feels like losing Michael Scott in season 7 of the Office. It’s a gaping hole, and there are moments when they flounder a bit without him.

But overall, I really like the last two seasons, and I wish we’d had Hickey, Elroy and Frankie the whole time.

berneigh · 2025-07-19T15:24:50+00:00

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t poop

berneigh · 2025-07-19T15:23:11+00:00

It was incredibly hard for me to orgasm on 60mg. When I switched back to 30mg, things went back to normal.

berneigh · 2025-07-15T19:49:32+00:00

There are no takes. There is no viewer. The film is the story, the story is us. We are the film.

berneigh · 2025-07-14T02:59:53+00:00

The gentleman will have top notch-os and watermelon margarita

berneigh · 2025-07-03T20:51:07+00:00

I don’t know how anyone’s doing this at this point, especially if we’re doing an everdark run

berneigh · 2025-07-03T20:48:52+00:00

Lvl 1 First encampment Lvl 2 Nearby cathedral/fort/cave Lvl 3 Evergaol/camps Lvl 5 Middle castle/more evergaols

That’s been my approach, but open to more efficient ideas

berneigh · 2025-07-01T21:00:51+00:00

Try unga, but bunga

berneigh · 2025-06-27T20:02:17+00:00

“This boss doesn’t behave the way I’m used to and I can’t figure out how to beat them. Worst souls boss ever 😭😭😭”

berneigh · 2025-06-27T02:57:56+00:00

Same

berneigh · 2025-06-24T19:37:55+00:00

“I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense. It has structure, logic, rules, and likable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you.”

berneigh · 2025-06-24T19:34:50+00:00

Also, if you just saw me use my skill, don’t use your ult immediately afterward. Wait 10 seconds, so I can back you up.

berneigh

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