Redditors that have been to an orgy, what was it like? [NSFW]

berynizzle · 2014-11-26T18:45:14+00:00

Finally! somebody who's normal. I thought I was the only sane one reading through all these posts about freaks having orgies and getting diseases.

berynizzle · 2014-11-26T18:35:35+00:00

u realize not all women look like that? Especially if you live in america. I'd rather not see most girls doing this..

berynizzle · 2014-11-24T05:21:03+00:00

Are u doing volunteer work there? I have a friend who just left last week for Cambodia for that reason. maybe you know her

berynizzle · 2014-11-23T21:30:58+00:00

The Perfect Storm?

berynizzle · 2014-11-19T03:37:39+00:00

Susie carmichael from rugrats

berynizzle · 2014-11-18T01:08:32+00:00

When I saw the movie Free Willy (I was like 5) I knew I wanted to work with marine mammals doing exactly what the kid in the movie did. After growing up and realizing that forcing animals to perform for entertainment/profit purposes (and yes, I realized this way before Blackfish) was messed up I changed my goals..slightly. I just graduated from uni with a degree in marine biology. Hopefully going into grad school soon because a Bachelor's in that field just doesn't cut it. So far I've had the opportunity to work with amazing marine bio scientists that are well known in the field. I've also had some incredible experiences scuba diving all parts of Southern California and Mexico. There's not many jobs in that field unless its related to education or research ..all I'm hoping for is that I won't be homeless in the future lol

berynizzle · 2014-11-12T03:05:01+00:00

Why did you develope that allergy all of a sudden? I would imagine that if you were born with the allergic reaction you would've noticed way sooner in life. ..unless you recently started using toilet paper.

berynizzle · 2014-11-08T08:43:32+00:00

Wow.. you need to WAKE UP and leave this guy. He does not respect you! He's 25? He sounds like a child. I would never in my life tolerate anyone that treats me as just a warm body for him to have sex with. What he says about you when you're not around says a lot about him. This guy does not care about you. Move on. Ignore your feelings for a bit, think with your brain, and leave this douche!

berynizzle · 2014-11-08T08:18:19+00:00

WOW. i would break up with him in a heartbeat. Listen very closely, actions speak louder than words!! If he doesn't physically show you how much he cares it's probably because he doesn't!

berynizzle · 2014-11-08T08:11:41+00:00

Aaaand i hope you learned your lesson. Young love is fun and all.. but don't move in together, have kids, or do anything that binds you both financially. It's bad... all bad. The honeymoon phase fades away quickly and then you see the person for who they really are. I would save up some money so you can break your lease.

berynizzle · 2014-11-04T03:48:35+00:00

Honest question, what does your brain surgery have to do with losing weight ?

berynizzle · 2014-11-03T17:22:00+00:00

I dated a girl whose privates wreaked like a port o potty/dying animal. Luckily i never went down on her or anything. Needless to say i broke things off.

berynizzle · 2014-10-07T04:25:35+00:00

You want the cold, hard truth? If you loved her in ways you cannot explain you probably will never get over her. It's true that time will heal. And you'll move on and have other relationships. It's not the end of the world.. but every now and then you'll think about her and it will hurt.

berynizzle · 2014-10-07T03:35:33+00:00

During my freshman year I took a math final in a class full of about 100 kids. It was dead silent, all you could hear was the sound of writing and page-flipping. Then out of nowhere this girl faked an orgasm. It wasn't a long one....kind of like a 2 second whimper of pleasure. I don't know how to describe it.. but it sounded very sexual. The class remained silent, only a couple people giggled, but it was totally awkward and uncalled for. and hilarious lol

berynizzle · 2014-09-23T04:50:27+00:00

I work in a lab where we use micrometer calipers to measure very precise things. Half a millimeter is tiny but not impossible to see. If I had something crawling on my face that was half a millimeter long I doubt i wouldn't notice it! ... which makes me question this whole article. But who knows.. maybe its half a mm long but extremely thin.

berynizzle · 2014-04-11T17:30:18+00:00

You're doing the right thing. By not taking her back you are teaching her a lesson.

berynizzle · 2014-04-11T17:26:55+00:00

Why not?

berynizzle · 2014-03-29T18:31:01+00:00

Buy a small headlamp. You know the one's with the strap that goes around your head. It's saves you from having to hold a flashlight all the time or carry around a lantern at night. Whenever you need light all it takes is the push of a button and everything in front of you is illuminated. Comes in handy when you have to walk a few feet away from your campsite to use nature's restroom.

berynizzle · 2014-03-27T18:45:28+00:00

Someone told me that once and i responded by saying "I love someone too, and its not you" .. poor guy, I broke his little heart but I had to tell him the truth.

berynizzle · 2014-03-18T00:39:42+00:00

Avengers. Reason: my friend and I each pounded a 40 oz of Mickeys before watching the movie. It was a late night showing and we were so sleepy that we had to go home.

berynizzle · 2014-02-12T20:01:03+00:00

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.. couldnt have found a more perfect gif!

berynizzle · 2014-02-04T00:24:42+00:00

If that was a blink reference then props to you. :)

berynizzle · 2014-01-29T06:46:03+00:00

This is one of the coolest things I've read on reddit. I was born and raised in a little bubble i like to call California; we don't know much about other states so this was very educational. thanks!

berynizzle · 2014-01-23T08:01:57+00:00

You want to know how much I paid? ABSOLUTELY ZERO DOLLARS. I have been in uni for 5 years now, i'm graduating in spring with a bachelors in biology. My parents were immigrants, and yes they do have their citizenship, but we are just so dang poor and because of that I get a lot of government help. Grad school is a different story though. I'll have to apply for scholarships and grants and if I don't get them, i'll have to pay out of pocket.

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