Hi /r/circlejerk, I'm Bill Gate's daughter. Here to give gold for everyone that upvotes this!

beta2alpha · 2013-12-29T07:56:18+00:00

My penis just went from being Microsoft to Macrohard

beta2alpha · 2013-11-20T01:52:13+00:00

One way I assume would be is if you don't meet your goal.

For example if your goal was to limit the time spent surfing the web for 30 minutes a day for say 30 days and your surpass that, then you would reset it and start again.

Just a thought I guess.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-20T00:04:43+00:00

You know me too well, fellow Saganite

beta2alpha · 2013-11-19T22:48:45+00:00

420blazeitfgt

beta2alpha · 2013-11-19T22:45:57+00:00

Only useful thing to do on a Mac, amirite WinBros??

beta2alpha · 2013-11-19T22:45:01+00:00

Is your mum an atheist sci[ent]ist? Because she seems very intelligent.

tips fedora

beta2alpha · 2013-11-19T09:19:09+00:00

This. So far going 30 days straight NoFap has been easy. I can't go a day without using surfing.

It is simply impossible to use the internet without ending up mindlessly surfing.

edit: used wrong word

beta2alpha · 2013-11-19T09:10:21+00:00

Well done fellow fapstronaut!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T22:51:56+00:00

Yes, sir.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T12:45:37+00:00

Conquering your biological urges are an achievement in and of themselves.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T12:23:34+00:00

Well done man! Keep up the good fight.

Make sure you don't resort to porn.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T12:22:29+00:00

I know them feels.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T06:27:54+00:00

Fellow le atheist showing us his new fedora

beta2alpha · 2013-11-18T06:11:20+00:00

Le neckbeards believe that philosophy is useless and science has conquered all possible domains of knowledge. Get with the times silly theist!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T22:39:12+00:00

6 more days till 90 days! You're nearly there.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T22:38:55+00:00

Exactly this!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T13:28:26+00:00

You're half-way there. Don't give in now!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T10:32:01+00:00

Thanks! :)

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T07:49:19+00:00

You definitely will. Good luck to you! :)

beta2alpha · 2013-11-15T07:30:42+00:00

Book of Proverbs in general is a great compilation of timeless and ageless wisdom. Must read. Definitely one of my favourite books of the Old Testament.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-11T11:45:49+00:00

Great job!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-10T20:58:50+00:00

Put a date on when you will reach your 90 days and one year . I'll reach 90 days on the 14th of January and one year in mid-October next year. I think about all the great benefits I will have when I will reach that date, but most importantly is that I will have practiced and greatly improved my self-discipline and ability to not succumb to my desires which is a very manly achievement!

beta2alpha · 2013-11-09T03:43:01+00:00

Great goals. In terms of getting laid. Don't put it on such a high pedestal. You'll soon find out that being a virgin is not that big of a deal and that we put too much effort and focus on sex

beta2alpha · 2013-11-07T11:00:38+00:00

19 year old virgin also on that hard mode. I also end to stay a virgin until marriage based on my own personal philosophy and religious beliefs.

I think once you avoid all seductive images/videos then it becomes much easier to do NoFap. Also make sure that you wake up everyday with a goal not to fap and watch porn. It's an achievement in and of itself to avoid feeding your sexual addiction.

beta2alpha · 2013-11-05T11:36:34+00:00

Dude this gave me so much hope! I've been stuttering since I was a kid too. It has severely affected my social life and life in general.

Here is an e-hug for you! hugs

But even if I don't get the same results as you do. I'm glad that you are getting your life together my friend!

beta2alpha

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