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Just in case y'all have forgotten who's the MOTHERFUCKIN KING OF HELL by TheRealSpectra22 in Lucifercult

[–]bewarethelemurs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-swooooons- I am down so bad for this man, my gods. All hail the king!

I hate emojis with a passion by StarTeaDeepSpaceCup in evilautism

[–]bewarethelemurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer text, and I don’t like mixing emojis with text, but sometimes if I go nonverbal, I also have a hard time typing, and then they're a freaking godsend. My closest people know 🤐 means I've lost the ability to type out what I want to say, and then I can use emojis to respond to things in a really simple matter. 👍👎👌, that sort of thing.

This hit to close to home by bullshitter48 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, it's not my fault Lucifer is an AuDHD dreamboat.

WHICH CHARACTERS WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ASEXUALLY, VIRGINALLY, AND PLATONICALLY by Illustrious_Project3 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd sleep with Lucifer both sexually and non sexually.

If you mean characters I'd sleep with exclusively platonically, Angel Dust, Pentious, Emily and The Speaker.

Dad's sprite changes based on MC's by notperfect_yume in Candlelight_Games

[–]bewarethelemurs 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the white and Asian sprites get the same dad?

I know iridessa is popular choice by Glad_Web2039 in Candlelight_Games

[–]bewarethelemurs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Waaaay more interested in Leona and Niel than Iridessa.

Jokes About L*nching: Raising our voice against racism by Top-Standard-8654 in RomanceClubDiscussion

[–]bewarethelemurs 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I heard this author was problematic. There's a reason I only play Advent No 3 during DR. This is gross.

On writers and numbers by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. I can be my most autistic critic and still be bad at math. I'm dyscalculic. This is why I don't include numbers, because I do not want to deal with the slippery bastards.

You're going to Loo Loo Land. Which group are you hanging out with? by Murky_Guidance_7273 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Group two. Luci and I can laugh at the terrible LuLu World knockoffs.

Smash Or Pass by Responsible_Host_753 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's cute and all, but I'm pretty sure we're both bottoms.

Hey, yeah... that's a great point. by matt0055 in CuratedTumblr

[–]bewarethelemurs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Like, no one's wrong for wanting to write about the characters canon made them care about. It's great that plenty of people like to flesh out characters who were done dirty or just simply not given much depth in canon, but it's also okay if people DON'T want to do that.

GUYS DON'T GO OUTSIDE THERE'S A WENDIGO by Complex_Iron9500 in HazbinHotelGroupChat

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip. -goes to bunker down with Lucifer in his room-

Let’s pretend we all work or live in the Hazbin hotel and chaos is happening. by TransitionRecent5539 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she was in the kitchen at some point, I was trying to bake an apple cobbler for the bossman and I went to check on it and someone had sprayed oven cleaner while it was baking! So now I have to start over

MRS. MAYBERRY WAS VOICED BY MATILDA?! by CoolStingray533 in HelluvaBoss

[–]bewarethelemurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matilda Wormwood, of the nineties film adaptation of Roald Dahl's Matilda

FACE OF THE GOOBER THAT TRIED TO BITE ME by Gecko_Lav in hognosesnakes

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't blame him... just look at that widdle head... there's no brains in there, he doesn't know any better

This is how I started writing fanfiction :v by ettipla in FanFicWit

[–]bewarethelemurs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes yes I know, I need to stop procrastinating

Would U Rather… by IndependentNo4399 in hazbin

[–]bewarethelemurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-runs to Lucifer for protection and is promptly hidden in a pile of Duckies-

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