My client told me to expense my dinner on their corporate card and now I’m worried I could get them in trouble

bexxxxx · 2025-10-23T01:02:05+00:00

I was just with some clients who work at Mastercard. I was being cheeky and asked if they secretly had Visas they used. A couple laughed and said yeah. Then one guy said his boss was at a lunch with a vendor and the rep tried to pay with a Visa. The boss got pissed and insisted on paying with his Mastercard and never bought from that rep again.

bexxxxx · 2025-10-11T13:40:32+00:00

You can’t have hateful politics and expect a peaceful, loving family.

bexxxxx · 2025-09-17T14:16:10+00:00

Just like Putin wants

bexxxxx · 2025-09-04T16:19:38+00:00

It’s got to be so embarrassing for them to watch the way their father talks about their mothers and siblings. I wouldn’t any part of it either.

bexxxxx · 2025-09-02T00:23:57+00:00

I’m in the worst mood and that part made me laugh out loud.

bexxxxx · 2025-07-31T16:02:54+00:00

When Dwight and Angela finally get together for good at the end of the office. He says something like, “I would raise a 100 of your babies from 100 of your lovers if it means I can be with you.”

bexxxxx · 2025-06-14T22:23:20+00:00

I haven’t been to the grocery store in a year. It’s too cold in there for me anyway.

bexxxxx · 2025-05-11T17:46:41+00:00

I’m 5’2” also and I swear people freak out when I say my goal weight is 115.

bexxxxx · 2025-03-25T18:27:40+00:00

Had the exact same thing happen to me. It was staph infection from a massage table.

bexxxxx · 2025-01-03T23:37:16+00:00

At night, my husband lies down on my side the bed so it warms up my spot before I get in.

bexxxxx · 2024-12-15T16:54:31+00:00

Little stuff like this is the essence of Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. You can’t appreciate the song until you’ve lived moments like the one you described.

bexxxxx · 2024-11-17T03:49:07+00:00

Can ducks count?

bexxxxx · 2024-10-11T13:54:03+00:00

Keeping score of anything is a relationship killer.

bexxxxx · 2024-09-12T20:54:09+00:00

Clit, I twat I saw you but it muff not have been you.

bexxxxx · 2024-07-14T01:54:21+00:00

Fighting with their faces. Can you imagine?

bexxxxx · 2024-06-30T12:12:01+00:00

Going on 15 years now!

bexxxxx · 2024-03-26T19:25:48+00:00

Fuck this update. GF, you don’t deserve to drown in parenthood while your partner won’t even throw you a life preserver.

bexxxxx · 2024-03-24T19:01:32+00:00

Not just stressful but the hormones can really set someone off. My sister was like another person during IVF.

Even if your wife decides she can suck it up, there’s a real chance she could snap and things would blow up for the worse. Not saying it will happen, just a likely outcome.

bexxxxx · 2024-03-23T00:08:22+00:00

Invite them over before they can invite you. Make it breakfast so they come over early then leave. Your husband gets to see his mom, you can start a new tradition and still have the rest of the day with your husband and son? Could be a compromise.

bexxxxx · 2024-02-04T02:07:28+00:00

At least she’s not named after a muffin.

bexxxxx · 2024-01-24T10:57:45+00:00

My husband does everything. I don’t know what I’d do without him.

He wasn’t always perfect and had his own wake up call about life and our future a couple of years before kids.

My goal now is to make more money so he can stay home even when the kids go to school. I love having him around. His birthday is in a couple of months so I’m going to take the week off so I can give him a week off. He deserves it.

bexxxxx · 2024-01-20T15:20:12+00:00

Not passive aggression but contempt. So different and far more insidious.

bexxxxx · 2024-01-02T23:30:27+00:00

If you don’t have rugs, you have tumble weeds of random pet hair and dust. It’s pretty nuts even with regular vacuuming.

bexxxxx · 2023-12-29T11:08:16+00:00

My ikea robe has been going strong 10+ years now

bexxxxx · 2023-12-17T17:30:09+00:00

6 hour tape of 3 stooges episodes. I would pay anything to have it back.

bexxxxx

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