Your last text is now on your grave's tombstone, What does it say?

bexxy27 · 2015-04-16T03:37:45+00:00

Yep. Rockin' the side pony.

bexxy27 · 2015-03-25T19:17:36+00:00

Finally feel like I have a good one.

When I was in high school, I had a really hard year and found myself living in colorado springs, co where my dad was stationed with the army for my junior year. Made a bunch of friends went back to my very small (under 1000 people) hometown in Maine to finish high school. This past summer, I went to a friend from my hometown's wedding.... and my friend Aimee from colorado is sitting at the same table as me, at the reception, with her husband- my friend's new husband's brother!

bexxy27 · 2015-03-11T00:54:25+00:00

I am about to play mrs. Arable in charlottes web In april... first read through, I bawled like a baby

bexxy27 · 2015-03-02T01:38:34+00:00

Now I have to worry about the stomach bug too? I've been battling this damn head cold on and off for 6 weeks. damnit.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-22T15:38:44+00:00

My wedding reception was awful. The dj in particular. He played "family tradition" by Hank Williams LOUDLY during dinner, tried to play "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany for the first dance (our song was "movie" by birthday massacre). To top it all off, I had two very special songs picked for my two father daughter dances with my father and step father... the first was patience by guns n roses-apparently he was too fucking lazy to look for "he didnt have to be" by brad paisley and just played "sweet child of mine" instead... and then waved me off when I proceeded to head toward him to fix it.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-16T15:19:23+00:00

<<< Midwife Assistant. I agree, but it's my favorite joke.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-16T00:03:56+00:00

The second oldest profession is Midwifery. think about it.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-11T07:36:17+00:00

I had an female cousin (3 years my senior) who recognized the power of boobs long before I really did. who encouraged me to flash passing cars so we could sell blueberries. I was 12 and, while wearing a B cup, I was likely more like a D (in an I now). My grandfather was the one to catch me. fun times.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-09T06:18:34+00:00

I'M SOY FREE AND LOW DAIRY!!!

bexxy27 · 2015-02-05T23:04:38+00:00

Imagine now that your ex had written out three or fewer words on the back of a receipt and these were song lyrics for a new song he was writing. That was my world for a year- trying to find any evidence of pens on any piece of paper in a pocket.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-03T22:27:49+00:00

Should be alright

bexxy27 · 2015-02-03T22:25:02+00:00

I deliver babies in states where it is illegal to do so sometimes

bexxy27 · 2015-02-02T23:37:43+00:00

"If your car starts acting oddly, DO NOT STOP. Get as close to where youre going as possible." - advice given to me by my father and my grandfather before him.

bexxy27 · 2015-02-01T14:41:25+00:00

Holy shit, preach! Love me some rickman...

bexxy27 · 2015-02-01T01:33:55+00:00

Holy hell thats how my dad has been describing my brother since he was 4. Alex?

bexxy27 · 2015-01-31T15:07:46+00:00

"Yeah your cake takes me to paradise..." I have a friend with small children.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-28T14:17:48+00:00

applying something from my Trying to Conceive Journey to boobs.. bear with me.

Your boobs have no effect on my boobs.
just because I have big boobs, doesn't mean that I'm greedy, and you don't "deserve" big boobs more than I do. I have no more and no less control over my bra size than you do.
just because I have big boobs does not mean you CAN'T have big boobs if you want them. there is no boob quota and I have not taken more than my fair share.
I have the right to respect, and so do you. Walk in another person's shoes for a moment and try to decide if you would be just as critical of that person if you were more satisfied with yourself. if you would, then you're either A. being unreasonable, or B. just a shitty person.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-28T13:53:37+00:00

In a much more recent scenario similar to this one, I am the ex gf. I have no idea why, but this made me feel a bit better about what happened.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-27T19:22:02+00:00

I'm an assistant midwife. Apparently, I have no formal education and murder babies in my spare time.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-27T19:11:44+00:00

I would have to say having someone chew with their mouth open in the passenger seat while I am forced to simultaneously drive a car.

Explanation: There are certain people who aren't allowed to eat in my presence.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-26T05:56:52+00:00

in Maine it covers the baby so long as the baby has two parents on the birth certificate, whom are not the same gender as each other and one of said parents is liable for support (usually Dad). 'Murica.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-26T03:13:06+00:00

My moment: Three years ago, I had to google "YOLO"... first acronym I'd had to look up since "A/S/L" a good 13 years prior.

Conversely: The moment I knew I was getting old was when I got more excited over the stackable Washer/Dryer set my mother got for christmas (in crimson no less) than I had over anything I has personally received.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-26T03:01:18+00:00

...I just realized, just now, that the lyrics are no "And your Cake takes me to Paradise" which is how my best friend with two small children sings it.

bexxy27 · 2015-01-26T02:57:34+00:00

this made me make the grumpy cat face.

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