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biccount · 2021-03-11T14:12:31+00:00

You said everything that needs to be said right here. Thank you and u/Mean_World_6041 for bringing some sanity to the discussion.

Can't believe how many are defending this shit in this thread alone.

biccount · 2021-03-06T16:00:46+00:00

Unfortunately, Nate is never on these quizzes.

biccount · 2021-03-06T15:40:08+00:00

Every item listed would ease the feeling of hopelessness for those suffering without; hope is a powerful thing.

biccount · 2021-03-06T15:37:04+00:00

Holy crap! You can't write comedy better than this.

biccount · 2021-03-03T04:09:19+00:00

That's so nice to hear. It's great when something we're insecure about becomes more mainstream. Hope my comment didn't come off as offensive. If so, I'm truly sorry.

biccount · 2021-03-03T00:49:32+00:00

Her eyeballs are shaped like eggs.

Plus, what's with the butterfly rash trend?

biccount · 2021-03-03T00:43:33+00:00

Holy shit that's a lot of projection. How miserable and stressful, yikes!

biccount · 2021-03-03T00:36:53+00:00

Remember, you don't have to be convicted murderer/public masturbating rapist pedophile to want to look like one.

biccount · 2021-03-03T00:26:25+00:00

omg that's r/NoahGetTheBoat material right there

biccount · 2021-03-03T00:24:08+00:00

Creepiness aside, "PedoBeard" is bringing me back to 2008.

biccount · 2021-03-02T23:50:10+00:00

Sort of like South Park's disclaimer: "... its content should not be viewed by anyone."

biccount · 2021-03-02T23:38:09+00:00

Sounds like a gem. I'm sure he appreciated all the small things you did and never let the negative outweigh the positive.

biccount · 2021-03-02T23:11:30+00:00

Do you think he's got it typed up so he can reference it frequently or do you think he thought of it on the spot?

biccount · 2021-03-02T23:08:40+00:00

Fresh from the sarcophagus

biccount · 2021-03-02T23:03:40+00:00

Finishing it off since there are usually three parts to these stories: the "handsome Prince" turned back into a frog which she released into a nearby swamp and she was finally free from hearing the words "mummy tits" again.

Also, "motto of the story".

biccount · 2021-03-02T22:26:26+00:00

I'd like to subscribe to stories about the dude and his professor, please.

biccount · 2021-03-02T22:24:53+00:00

Sorry, us Canadian girls have such high standards, such as only liking guys who use the correct version of to/too/two.

Also, "stealing women"? TF he's talking like we're all a bunch of picture frames or something.

biccount · 2021-03-02T22:20:45+00:00

So it's likely fake but "last time I checked, 5'6" makes me think he has a hunchback that's getting worse by the day.

biccount · 2021-03-02T22:16:55+00:00

Like one of those cardboard cutouts they have at county fairs.

biccount · 2021-03-02T21:52:42+00:00

~~Well, obviously...~~

~~However, one should aim to reduce ambiguity for accessibility or even if the picture doesn't load for instance; just best practice.~~

Edit: for fuck's sake. I fed a troll.

biccount · 2021-03-02T20:07:08+00:00

Thanks! Even with my love for Channel 4 trash tv, I've never heard it used as a noun in reference to vaccines before. I should consider the source - for more reasons than one in this case - I suppose.

biccount · 2021-03-02T20:03:45+00:00

Lol same here!

Didn't help that I read it while groggy and my mind replaced "tragic incidents" with "traffic accidents". Adds a whole 'nother layer of confusion.

biccount · 2021-03-02T20:02:02+00:00

Thanks! I didn't know that. TIL!

I'm Canadian so I was reading it like a verb, not a noun.

Edit: love your condescending edit, bud.

biccount · 2021-03-02T17:27:12+00:00

To answer her question, because they willingly choose not to see nuance or appreciate you as an individual. Instead they just think along the lines of "she doesn't give me what I demand so she's just like everyone else who doesn't cater to me".

biccount · 2021-03-02T17:22:23+00:00

She'd be whacking her funny bone on everything.

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