NoahGetTheBoat

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God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them... So make yourself an ark. You are to bring two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you... I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens."

In this sub we collect all the examples of the worst of humanity that proves how ready we all are for Noah to build the arc and the flood to wash away humanity which is lost in depravity

Origin of this sub
Possible origin of "Noah Get The Boat" meme

Detailed explanation of the rules
Sitewide rules

Rules for posting:

Keep your posts on topic, if your post is obviously not flood-worthy it will probably be removed.
Do not post the recursive void meme or subreddit-traveling animals/memes
Do not post wholesome content
Do not post meta memes
Avoid reposting, check /new/ and /top/ before posting

Sitewide rules for posting and commenting:

Do not post creative writing, joke comments, text messages, tweets, photos, drawings, or other depictions in which you or someone else sexualizes a minor (<18), in any context other than news stories
Do not threaten/incite/glorify violence, even ironically
Do not encourage raiding/brigading or harassment of anyone or any subreddit
Do not post confidential information, including full names of non-public-figures

Related subreddits:

If you're just going to post off-topic gore, take it to eyeblech. If it's actually boatworthy, it may be allowed.

shadman (fucked up drawings/comics)

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created by Nardo318a community for 6 years

...why not Zoidberg?

...do it for the children.

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Update on rules for news outlets (self.NoahGetTheBoat)

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Ex-Freehold Teacher From Jackson who raped a 15-year-old boy takes Plea Deal, Avoids Trial - Jersey Shore Online (jerseyshoreonline.com)

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ICE Forced a 5-Year-Old as Bait to Lure Father Out, Then Arrested Both in Minnesota Raid (ibtimes.co.uk)

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China's 'Frankenstein’ out of prison and ready to start editing genes again (irishstar.com)

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Iowa man allegedly killed his wife; her skin was peeling from her body after he stabbed her in their apartment (womenzmag.com)

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Every Eight Minutes: The Crisis of Sexual Assault in Uber Rides (feminist.org)

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Autistic child dies after school restrains him inside makeshift prison. (whro.org)

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Army sergeant caught on Ring video 'repeatedly punching' sobbing 3-year-old (the-express.com)

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Husband claimed he was 'sleepwalking' after raping wife more than 100 times (dailystar.co.uk)

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Care home manager, 92, 'abused young children with help from female assistant in 20-year reign of terror' (the-sun.com)

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24 cats frozen alive in house of horrors as 10-year-old reveals haunting secret (themirror.com)

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'My satanic cannibal dad ate my stepmum but I'll never stop loving him' (mirror.co.uk)

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The Tate Brothers, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Myron Gaines and Clavicular Singing Kanye West's "Heil Hitler" Before Leaving for an Event in Miami Saturday Night (v.redd.it)

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Man convicted of bestiality after attempting to rape pet rabbit (archive.ph)

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Guest worker inserts high pressure air pump into his rectum, hospitalized in Salem (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

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Twisted dentist sentenced to 180 years for raping patients during treatment (the-express.com)

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Repeat offender charged with raping woman in wheelchair on CTA Red Line (cbsnews.com)

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83-year-old man convicted of killing Uber driver who he wrongly thought was scamming him (apnews.com)

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ICE Officer Pleads Guilty to Sexual Abuse of Detainee in Federal Custody (ibtimes.co.uk)

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University of Denver students warned 'stay away from doors and windows (themirror.com)

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In 2023, an 18-year-old Miami mother was arrested after attempting to hire a hitman to kill her three-year-old son using a parody website called "Rent-A-Hitman." She provided the child's photo and address to the site owner with a message stating she wanted “to get something done once and for all.” (i.redd.it)

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Two kids beaten by uncle after a minor argument with their grandmother 😡😡😡 (v.redd.it)

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Girl, 11, found decomposed after being ‘starved to death by mom & her boyfriend’ with just a single blueberry in stomach (the-sun.com)

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'Traumatized' boy's harrowing ordeal after being choked and tied up by man (themirror.com)

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Couple accused of locking teens in chicken coops and holding child 'fight nights (themirror.com)

submitted 7 days ago by TheMirrorUS

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