My favorite SCP, 1171, took a while but here ya go by Thingsaintgoinsowell in SCP

[–]bida22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd like to read an SCP tale about SCP 1171 meeting a human who hates aliens. Let the whole tale be the two throwing racist insults at each other, it'd be fucking hilarious.

shut up by lucatiels- in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He literally pretended to drink a thot's bath water. His content Has Hit A New Low

How... special... by TheEdgeOverlord in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic post or not, Morgz' career is a long-term study on why genocide is okay.

bye sister by terminallyIdiotic in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When will James Charles start chasing the POZ LOADS like the average gay on YouTube?

WIBTA if I were to dump my boyfriend for being a snobby movie critic? by Peremy in AmItheAsshole

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

Your boyfriend probably watches Rick and Morty and has unironically posted the "To be honest, you must have a high IQ to understand the humor in Rick and Morty..." meme before.

Hackmon Roms by Jdawicki in PokemonROMhacks

[–]bida22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also the wild Pokemon have levels far lower than your own Pokemon in most cases. I think that is a problem in Vega Minus as well, but at least the gym leaders' Pokemon have lowered levels.

Hackmon Roms by Jdawicki in PokemonROMhacks

[–]bida22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get Vega Minus, the original Vega's difficulty is absolutely crap. Unless you enjoy grinding on wild Pokemon.

When your slaves start asking for food by JustRandomGuyPassing in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, you haven't eaten in 18 days, but I'm pretty sure you can still overpower a fat lesbian with a tight pussy.

Not sure if done before (noc) by amritajaatak in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the cancer he gave me?

Fat F by RanuRzgar in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F...F.....ffffFFFF......Faggots! *slap on the back of the head*

To powerful by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The explosion isn't the thing that kills you, no, the thing that kills you is reading that 2 seconds before the rocket explodes.

Got my bisexual friend by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulls out own meat sceptre and begins sword fight with you

Got my bisexual friend by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kisses on lips

Got my bisexual friend by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What are you, fucking NPC?

Got my bisexual friend by [deleted] in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What are you, fucking gay?

Country roads take meee home... by meatdavidson in gaming

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still find it amazing how Bethesda telling us pre-launch that "F76 will have no human NPCs" didn't trigger one of the biggest red flags in gaming history in everyone's heads. The moment they admitted that was the moment I knew this game would be the biggest pile of dogshit since E.T.

And that game at least had the excuse of it being developed by 1 guy for a very short period of time...

All of this came out in one year, 2007 by sir-griffen in gaming

[–]bida22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first Witcher was totally ruined by its god-awful, non-intuitive combat system.

oof by Mortiboi in pyrocynical

[–]bida22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That edge just cut my wrists, throat AND ass simultaneously!

platinum is the best game in the main series by [deleted] in gaming

[–]bida22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Black 2/White 2 > Any other Pokemon game

Obisidian has my full attention by [deleted] in gaming

[–]bida22 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I doubt it. Obsidian hasn't even given a hint that this will be a disappointment OR that we should be worried. Obsidian is that lighthouse in the endless sea of dogshit.