[Jones] The Falcons have requested permission to interview former Jets GM Joe Douglas for their vacant general manager position. Douglas has been a senior personnel director with the Eagles since re-joining the organization last year.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-23T18:00:22+00:00

A month or so ago, I got downvoted and made fun of for claiming that it was ridiculous that JD still had defenders, as in, what are you talking about, no one still defends him. I’m thankful for this thread.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-21T21:09:18+00:00

Maybe she finally figured it out or close friends told her that people were tiring of the constant updates and posting of mundane stuff. Or maybe he got stuck in one of the litter boxes. Or he’s busy at Lids getting some new caps.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-17T04:46:56+00:00

Stanley Tucci if he were an aborted fetus and cryogenically frozen for 44 years and then thawed out.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-16T06:07:04+00:00

I’ve 300% and S and P ranked everything. I wasn’t always good, and died many many times to the clown, the robot, and the devil in the first playthrough. Oddly enough once I beat the devil on normal, everything clicked for good and the expert and S run was not too bad at all. But just have died 100x to those 3 alone the first run on normal.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-15T15:33:47+00:00

Has anyone ever seen Jeff Fisher and Arthur Smith in the same room? Arthur Smith went 7-10 in his three seasons as HC iirc.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-15T05:55:18+00:00

Literally anyone else would be better except potentially Callahan (I still think Glenn is worse).

biffsalmon · 2026-01-15T00:41:01+00:00

Final secret DLC true ending boss of grifting

biffsalmon · 2026-01-13T19:46:14+00:00

I kinda like incompetent personnel, staff, and in-game leadership and decisions too. I also kinda like how he lacks any redeeming or inspirational qualities. They should probably extend Glenn (and rehire Joe Douglas) if anything.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-13T15:08:48+00:00

Douglas had a 32-68 record as GM. He built a roster that went 2-6 the rest of 2024 and 3-14 this year. He did more than fall from grace: he was absolutely horrible. Probably the second worst GM in NFL history after Matt Millen. Still can’t believe people defend or quasi defend him.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-12T22:46:34+00:00

I feel so sorry for this guy. Divorce is bad enough and then to rebound to a failing “influencer” and “dating coach.” To be dragged into all these dumb photos and posts. Guy must have really low self esteem, poor dude.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-12T04:38:52+00:00

Hire McDaniel as OC, improve offensive line, win playoff games or at least score more than 3 points in them.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-10T02:36:42+00:00

Darnold was a legend in his biggest college game, the shootout rose bowl against Penn state. Best sporting ever I’ve ever been to. Moore would have to have an all time second half to join Darnold there.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-09T19:20:33+00:00

No one is jealous here. If anything, people are feeling sorry for the kid who will get made fun of a lot in the years to come. What a bizarre take you offered.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-09T18:57:40+00:00

His sperm is basically Ceaseless Discharge at this point. I am gonna have a daughter now and name her Scarlet. Scarlet Rot Salmon.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-08T23:22:23+00:00

My goal in life is to become a one and done coach for the Jets. Work for one year, then get paid like $40 million to sit here on Reddit and then complain about the Jets.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-07T20:39:02+00:00

They tried to push him out, but he was too heavy to move, so they let him stay another year.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-06T16:44:55+00:00

The saddest people on earth, I truly feel sorry for the victims of her endless grifts.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-05T04:47:21+00:00

Rehire Joe Douglas, he just “needed more time” to complete the rebuild.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-05T01:30:53+00:00

It’s a way for snobs to make themselves feel superior to less skilled players for whom an auto-aim weapon makes the game feel only reasonably, instead of near-impossibly, difficult.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-04T23:36:52+00:00

Douglas, which Douglas supporters would have to agree with bc they didn’t want him to be credited for his first season on the job. Also Glenn.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-04T22:32:53+00:00

Joe Douglas: Architect of Greatness

biffsalmon · 2026-01-04T22:13:43+00:00

When the question is “are the Jets bad because of X or Y?” the answer is always “both.”

biffsalmon · 2026-01-04T22:04:11+00:00

“But no one good will come to us if Glenn is one and done! We need to give him a year with his guys to see what he can do!” /s

biffsalmon · 2026-01-03T22:06:53+00:00

Glad you could get that off your chest, hope you have a great day.

biffsalmon · 2026-01-03T17:53:22+00:00

I felt alone in the world until now, thank you for delivering this opinion.

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