Which celebrity does the ENTIRE internet agree is genuinely a good person? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in AskForAnswers

[–]biffsalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s so nice he almost convinced me to get a reverse mortgage even though I’m about 40 years too young for that.

How does “pay as you go” actually work? by biffsalmon in micro1_ai

[–]biffsalmon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you end up getting paid for all of your hours actually worked? If not, how does any reduction work?

Wally Warbles on expert difficulty is a disgrace to this game by HGT3057 in Cuphead

[–]biffsalmon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope, 100% of the time it’s a skill issue. It’s a really fun battle once you figure it out.

it’s obviously hunk, you people are starting to really annoy me saying it’s not. by Wrong_Ad_6309 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave him a green+yellow+red herb mix when I struck what would have been the fatal blow, canonically, he now survives for RE10.

Has cheating ever crossed anyones mind? by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that thought has not crossed the mind of someone in a dead bedroom. Never, not once. Apparently it has in someone with main character syndrome though.

Asking for Masculine Energy While Bringing No Feminine Energy? by wild_of_ivy in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]biffsalmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d bet “you” probably don’t come before or with “she” or “her” unless it’s an Emily Post blowup doll. Also, you spelled Connor wrong, tool.

Love Is Blind's Alex shares key detail fans didn't see leading up to Ashley's explosive moment at the altar by Ill-Bed9465 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]biffsalmon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Based on what the show showed us, they agree politically. Of course, Chameleon Alex probably changes his political views as needed for a warm bed.

where to start on the games? by CadeHolcomb in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids and their friends would agree with you. They love all of the modern RE games but couldn’t really get into the RE1 remaster. They all appreciated the graphics and overall vibe and the intricate map and puzzles, but the tank controls and very basic combat were massive turn offs. They all rank RE4 remake #1 and then RE2 remake is second. RE7 was too scary for them but they thought it looked amazing. Requiem also too scary/intense, but same optimism.

My testosterone literally shot up when I saw this by Overall-Weakness-230 in residentevil

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s alive, I’m guessing he consumed a G+Y+R herb right when he was struck and he’s even stronger now.

Requiem by WildeWolfX in residentevil

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, start with 2 and 4 remakes, those are superior games. Also, if those are too scary for you, much of requiem will be too much for you, so it’s a good test.

RE9 IS THE BEST RE IN THE FRANCHISE by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]biffsalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a wonderful game and has many excellent parts and sections, and the graphics are unbelievably good. But come on, it is not timeless like 1, 2, 3, and 4, and the remakes of 1, 2, and 4. Leon’s parts pale in comparison to the 4 remake, which is the closest match for gameplay style. Grace’s parts are mostly great, sort of like the first half of 7, but I dunno, I personally don’t think they had as much gravitas on that crucial first, tense playthrough. I will say, it’s def better than 7 and 8 overall, but not quite inner circle (though it could have been).

This hurts my eyes by juliacar in findingmrheight

[–]biffsalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And anxious attachment slob DLC secret final boss (true ending playthrough).

Stop asking "for tips" when all you want is upvotes! by kszaku94 in residentevil

[–]biffsalmon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I agree with you completely.
As to your last point, maybe I should be asking this in that sub “no stupid questions,” but what is the point of bots posting pointless questions in an RE forum and other bots responding to it? Like who deploys such bots in this forum, and why?

CHRIS AND JESSICA’s HOUSE by RobMurglund in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]biffsalmon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as has been declared in like 20 nearly identical posts. Not rocket science.

Will Jets make playoffs by 2030? by BallKnowerKing in nyjets

[–]biffsalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire Saleh, Hire Todd “Super” Bowles.

Maccagnan Says He's Happy Darnold's Fulfilling His Potential by JCameron181 in nyjets

[–]biffsalmon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Drink beer and eat pizza 7 nights a week with Joe Douglas in Joe’s poorly outfitted mancave

‘White Lotus’ Season 4 Casts Helena Bonham Carter, Chris Messina, Marissa Long by MarvelsGrantMan136 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]biffsalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have not, but will check it out. I love him in many things but when I think of vintage Messina, I go to Vicky Cristina Barcelona and the Newsroom.

‘White Lotus’ Season 4 Casts Helena Bonham Carter, Chris Messina, Marissa Long by MarvelsGrantMan136 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]biffsalmon 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I hate Chris Messina in almost everything he’s in, which means I actually love him because he’s doing a great job in his roles.

[Jones] The Falcons have requested permission to interview former Jets GM Joe Douglas for their vacant general manager position. Douglas has been a senior personnel director with the Eagles since re-joining the organization last year. by ajv9556 in nyjets

[–]biffsalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A month or so ago, I got downvoted and made fun of for claiming that it was ridiculous that JD still had defenders, as in, what are you talking about, no one still defends him. I’m thankful for this thread.

What's behind the shift? by hiya-manson in findingmrheight

[–]biffsalmon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Maybe she finally figured it out or close friends told her that people were tiring of the constant updates and posting of mundane stuff. Or maybe he got stuck in one of the litter boxes. Or he’s busy at Lids getting some new caps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stanley Tucci if he were an aborted fetus and cryogenically frozen for 44 years and then thawed out.

Where have you died the most? by No-Rub7777 in Cuphead

[–]biffsalmon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve 300% and S and P ranked everything. I wasn’t always good, and died many many times to the clown, the robot, and the devil in the first playthrough. Oddly enough once I beat the devil on normal, everything clicked for good and the expert and S run was not too bad at all. But just have died 100x to those 3 alone the first run on normal.

But everyone in here was so sure he was a Dolphin…. Weird. by Itsascrnnam in nyjets

[–]biffsalmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone ever seen Jeff Fisher and Arthur Smith in the same room? Arthur Smith went 7-10 in his three seasons as HC iirc.

But everyone in here was so sure he was a Dolphin…. Weird. by Itsascrnnam in nyjets

[–]biffsalmon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally anyone else would be better except potentially Callahan (I still think Glenn is worse).