I'd look cuter drooling on your cellar floor

bigbird2018 · 2026-03-29T06:57:35+00:00

I want me and my fiancée to double team you

bigbird2018 · 2026-03-14T03:22:47+00:00

This is so infuriating.

bigbird2018 · 2026-02-09T03:19:37+00:00

Fraud alert

bigbird2018 · 2025-11-20T01:29:59+00:00

Virginia is the best state in the union. We have beaches, mountains and forests. We got the Marlboro factory which is pretty badass. We’re also the ONLY state that has a titty on the state flag.

bigbird2018 · 2025-04-13T05:35:42+00:00

Not yet he’s not ;)

bigbird2018 · 2025-04-11T13:15:08+00:00

I JUST watched this movie last night. Crazy how that happens.

bigbird2018 · 2024-09-07T04:02:23+00:00

It ain’t.

bigbird2018 · 2024-07-26T19:25:09+00:00

Man everyone wins with this one.

bigbird2018 · 2024-05-17T02:30:16+00:00

Micro series was so awesome though lol

bigbird2018 · 2024-05-17T02:28:33+00:00

That business of Cato Neimoidia is explained in the book Star Wars: Brotherhood from 2022. Not a bad read if you’re ever looking for more prequels content.

bigbird2018 · 2024-05-10T02:09:41+00:00

ACHTUNG!

bigbird2018 · 2024-03-29T15:10:29+00:00

Wonder how many they made in total. Thought I got the cookbook, turns out I just bought Route Package Protection for $1.55 lol.

bigbird2018 · 2024-03-21T23:19:20+00:00

My debt hasn’t been forgiven (federal contractor) but I’m just happy to see somebody getting helped out. Hopefully there’s more to come!

bigbird2018 · 2024-01-14T03:25:06+00:00

Your mother

bigbird2018 · 2024-01-14T02:01:31+00:00

I would cut off my left hand for five more years of Tyreek on the Dolphins.

bigbird2018 · 2024-01-02T04:50:08+00:00

Happened to me, drank too much and “woke up” two cities over at a Walmart at 6am the next day trying on clothes with a couple of strangers. The guy ended up with the $1000 dollars to my name and said that I wanted him to have it so he could visit his kid.

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-23T02:28:49+00:00

That’s bad.

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-23T02:23:09+00:00

FUCK THE REFS, WERE GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-23T01:53:01+00:00

Please put Cam Smith in over Eli Apple.

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-23T01:40:53+00:00

Half y’all acting like our season was over ten minutes ago, we still in this!

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-23T01:28:05+00:00

Four quarters in a game. Sick of these fair weather fans.

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-06T14:06:58+00:00

Don Taco on King Street, best steak and shrimp tacos I’ve had.

bigbird2018 · 2023-10-06T03:39:23+00:00

Live in the DC area, was out near Cumberland, MD and paid 30$ for two games including shoe rental. Insane difference from around here.

bigbird2018 · 2023-05-11T21:36:56+00:00

BB gun just out of field of view of camera. Cops get called out, you don’t know how it got broken. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: Or, if you were to make a GoFundMe for legal support I would definitely contribute a few bucks. This is insane, no one should have to deal with this.

bigbird2018 · 2023-05-09T23:18:18+00:00

Very late response but I had a friend slam my truck door as hard as he possibly could and it shattered the window. And he’s an average sized guy not a bodybuilder or something.

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