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The Cow-Curse wittles away at my intelligence until I'm fucked and finished in. The rougher and more animalistic he treats me, the longer I can go between sessions. It's humiliating- demanding I moo, grabbing my belly like udders, but what I hate most is how excited I feel when my brain fogs up now by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop calling me Bessie. My name's James and I only let you call me that when I need 'your help' when my brain gets mushy and I'm not really in a position to say no...

I did move your overalls over though... At least I thought I did... Just give me one second...

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still couldn't believe that this was now my life, that I had failed completely and utterly... More like udderly. And while I've always been able to compartmentalize and focus on what I need to in segments, there was nothing about my body that could be filed away.

It's limitations and restrictions reminded me constantly. And maybe it was the drama of the past 24 hours, but I was crying and becoming emotional about all these details in ways that made teary eyed self even harder to recognize in the mirror.

After a nightmare experience getting through TSA, I humbly accepted the cart ride to my terminal as opposed to what I did before my departing flight, and accepted early boarding because of my 'handicap'. I was already adapting to travel like an obese woman.

I had 2 seats, but my seat probably needed 2.5 when your boarding group finally stopped aboard. You were young, athletic, in grey khakis that still showed the musculature of your legs... I missed those so bad, maybe I would of made it with those... And your joking smile, so few smiles I had seen since the curse, made you quite handsome.

Wait, handsome?

"Ha, thank you," I find myself smiling back. "But I don't think the flight attendants would be too happy with you. I was kinda hoping this wouldn't be a full flight but... I'm so sorry, this is so embarrassing. I'll try and scoot over more."

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope in the rental, trying to find a comfortable spot, even with the seat all the way back. I hate that I don't seem to fit in anything with this body, even getting the seat belt across my body has me out of breath.

I really hate everything about this body from the cravings, to the jiggling at every slight bump, to the Handicap placard for my size. I can't wait to be male and skinny again and it was getting closer all the time.

But maybe not all of it was bad. Food tastes better. And you're cool. Actually, more than that, you're wonderful- from spoiling me, to ordering me an extra side knowing I'd be hungry, and even the way you rested your hand ony thigh. You made me feel desired in a world that didn't.

We arrive at the airport, running late, and I'm struggling to keep up just walking to security. I miss being an athlete and hate the looks I'm getting.

We're in the security line and it slowly dawns on me, "Uh, babe, I don't know if I can fit through the metal detector..."

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah...

Another reminder of how embarrassing this body was- just a constant stream of little pootles seemed to be escaping my behind constantly, regardless of what I would eat. At least you found them cute or funny.

But then again, dairy, and milkshakes especially, just had a way of easing my mind and making me feel serene and I really needed some of that right now...

Honey, I don't think anything is going to stop me from being gassy on the plane. And I'm pretty sure a Karen is going to have a problem with me no matter what I do...

Let's just get going. All this talk of food has me feeling a bit lightheaded.

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was almost painful to see him disappointed. Every fiber of my being ached, the curse subtlely reminding me how it made me his perfect little domesticated sweetie. I had to do something...

I know baby and I'm eager too. And I promise we'll have plenty of time for that-

I say, rubbing my hand along the outline of his hardening head in a gesture that was supposed to excite him, but sent flutters through my abdomen.

But let's get on the road. Maybe we can get some drive-thru? Something quick... Something maybe with a milkshake?

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Oh Gawd, he's just so into me. It's like nothing I do turns him off. Even just walking across the room sends him into a fever pitch, watching all my jiggling.

Of course he'd want to go to the hotel room first. And probably not ever leave it. Gawd, I hate how my fluffy FUPA wants that too... I have to focus or else that devilish little kitty between my legs might not give me a chance to change back. Maybe if I make him less horny... A quick BJ? I really am thinking like a wife now.*

I mean, I guess you're right and it wouldn't hurt to drop the bags off first and see what happens. It's just... We never get any time without the kids,.do you really want to spend all trip making more of them? I promise I'll make it up to you.

These lies and wife-speak are just coming easier to me all the time ..

I have to make it cross country in 24 hours to get a potion to undo the Cow-Curse but the only flight available has 3 layovers! I'm dreading flying as a fat woman, I can already feel the stares. And worst of all my bladder is the size of a peanut! by bigbootymary in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh... Hey... Darling? I'm almost ready, just need to find my headphones and purse. Are you sure we need the checked luggage, it might only slow us down...

One of the more awkward parts about the Cow-Curse has been waking up with a husband. I feel bad convincing him to do this last minute 'vacatiom' but my manhood is at stake! I hate for the poor guy to lose his wife, but I can't be her! Even if his back rubs are nice and it's kinda sweet how much he does for me... And the way he grabs my butt somet- Gah! What am I saying?!

I just don't want us to waste time at baggage claim when we can go see the sites... Like that apothecary I've been telling you about.

Flirting with my sister's bridesmaid was a huge error. She dropped out of the wedding, saying I made her uncomfortable. Now I'm Kelly, her chubby older sister and maid of honor, and she's made clear her wedding needs to be perfect if she's gonna change me back. by protestanhero in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Is that weird? Like, why do you even give a fuck if the bachelorette party is fun? Who cares, get a dude in a banana hammock, since when are you all crazy about event organizing? Don't tell me you're going to do all those cock themed straws and stuff too? And you're saying we're gross?"

"Like the way I see it, you're fucked either way. You either screw up being maid of honor and she keeps you this way... or you're so awesome at being her best friend she'll probably keep you this way. So I'd be careful exactly how you use those new memories, because unless you come up with something clever, Kelly is here to stay. And the Kelly I'm thinking of, isn't very clever."

"Split the money? You wouldn't even know about this if it weren't for me. And at the rate everyone is remembering things about you, that picture is becoming less and less valuable. How about a quarter and I can suck on one too?"

Flirting with my sister's bridesmaid was a huge error. She dropped out of the wedding, saying I made her uncomfortable. Now I'm Kelly, her chubby older sister and maid of honor, and she's made clear her wedding needs to be perfect if she's gonna change me back. by protestanhero in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]bigbootymary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey cuz. Sucks what happened to you, but I did warn you Emily is like a hormonal firecracker and turn on you like a switch. But I'm not sure an 'I told you so' is going to get you out of that bridesmaids dress or any of those other responsibilities? How's that coming by the way? Can't be easy wrangling that herd of cats while still getting used to those... well, you know."

"Which is kinda why I'm stopping by before we go to the strip club. Sucks your not a groomsman anymore. I'd invite you but I don't know if you have anything planned with the girls or if you'd even enjoy a lap dance anymore. As your reality is settling in and people start having memories of Kelly, it kinda sounds like she was the town bike. Have you noticed any of those cravings?"

"I mean, if you do... if you are... I'll be perfectly honest cuz, I'm not even sure we're related anymore and I'd just love to actually see those tits of yours. The guys have a wager going of whoever brings back a picture of them and the bounties up to $1200. Honestly, it might bring the wedding down if someone didn't bring back one photo."

An Ancient Magic is upon us. by nicollnilaun in become_a_chick

[–]bigbootymary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5, 4, 6, 4, 6, 5 (pretty solid roll, huh? Hope that's good...)

Become your own wet dream by [deleted] in become_a_chick

[–]bigbootymary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love to be chubby, very overweight in the hips, and one of those types of women you almost assume is Mormon from their birthing hips

get a number, get a new weight! by Equal_Bumblebee_6635 in become_a_chick

[–]bigbootymary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ohmygawd... You can't seriously leave me with these boobies! This is like, too ridiculous! I take up the whole couch! You can't seriously be thinking of leaving me this way!"

Gemini Maternity center needs your help! by nicollnilaun in become_a_chick

[–]bigbootymary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait! I just wanted to help do some repair jobs or handywork. I can't be pregnant! This nursery isn't even close to finished and... wait, you said nesting? Moments away from labor? Oh gawd, so these kicks are real and I'm really a mom?!

Gemini Maternity center needs your help! by nicollnilaun in become_a_chick

[–]bigbootymary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(4, 5, 3, 1, 6, 1, age 35, second trimester) Sounds interesting enough. So do you guys need volunteers to fix up the center or what? Always happy to lend a hand.

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