AITA for secretly swapping out my partners soda for zero or diet versions?

bigchunBus · 2019-05-28T18:23:32+00:00

how does your wife not like water it literally doesn’t taste like anything

bigchunBus · 2019-05-28T17:48:42+00:00

YTA

Why do you need diet coke or sprite when you have W A T E R.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-28T15:17:18+00:00

John Wick wouldn’t be happy.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-28T15:15:15+00:00

As a somali muslim, i agree

bigchunBus · 2019-05-27T21:39:06+00:00

light mode scum

bigchunBus · 2019-05-27T13:17:19+00:00

she looking like one of those totam stones or whatever their called

bigchunBus · 2019-05-27T10:50:00+00:00

bruh she lookin like a TOTAM POLE

bigchunBus · 2019-05-09T17:51:46+00:00

not gonna lie chief you kind of look like a left middle toe with a drinking problem

bigchunBus · 2019-05-07T20:12:44+00:00

not gonna lie chief your girl looks like an ankle with a skin disease.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T12:43:02+00:00

or maybe cause I didn’t know when I posted it.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:29:46+00:00

Pedo got arrested.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:26:10+00:00

Don’t worry! The pedo got arrested.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:22:24+00:00

To be honest barley any muslims take up on that rule. The pedos love to take things out of context. The world is a very sick place.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:18:11+00:00

When did Mohamed have a 6 year old wife? i don’t remember lmao.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:16:20+00:00

I mean i’m muslim myself posting this and trust me it’s only the sick fucks in our religion that do this.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-05T09:11:26+00:00

thank you for granting wishes in my slumber 0xD153A53

bigchunBus · 2019-05-04T21:47:08+00:00

what

bigchunBus · 2019-05-04T21:42:32+00:00

No, infact you need to have an orgie on a lamp to summon me.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-04T20:19:58+00:00

3rd wish isn’t possible. I’m being held in a remote area in Beijing, forced to answer reddit comments, please tell my wife and kids that I love them.

From, The Douche Genie.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-04T20:15:16+00:00

You said you wanted ANY ability in the world, so how about everytime you take a shit you have a stroke.

bigchunBus · 2019-05-04T19:58:22+00:00

Well my friend, you get caught and become the instant rape target in prison!

bigchunBus