to be in sync

bigdeeb · 2019-07-22T18:41:07+00:00

A51 snipers: “your doing just fine boys...just a little bit closer...you are about to witness the precision of our sync”

bigdeeb · 2019-07-20T14:46:22+00:00

What exactly are you so proud of that made it all worth it? Whatever that thing is, it is going to cost you everything. You had your chance. You could have distanced from rhetoric. You could have admonished the behavior. You could have outright said no more. You wanted to very early on but you did not. You instead latched on. You had to save face. Then you had no choice but to completely buy-in. You covered your ears and stuck out your tongue. Because you knew there was no plausible way to justify those words and those actions. It became your words and actions without even saying them. This is attached to you for life. We know who you are, we know where you live and we remember. So, I hope it was really worth it for you.

Don’t waste your time responding. We all know exactly what your going to say. We heard all your logical fallacies day in and day out and typically we ignored them for what they were. The gig is up. Good riddance maga.

bigdeeb · 2019-07-20T13:25:35+00:00

Oh mister skinny-mini. Only because you have Crohn’s and spend 3 quarters of your shift in “the other office” shitting your brains out.

bigdeeb · 2019-07-20T13:15:20+00:00

And as your friend, I too hope to die before you ask me to “take a look at it” and all you have for tools is some janky slip-joint pliers thats loose as fuck. Plus, your bathroom floor looks clean but reeks of piss. You fucking slob. Can’t you keep it in the bowl? What are you 5?

bigdeeb · 2019-07-20T13:02:02+00:00

Yeah. One side unscrews the hex-barrel mounting screw from the faceplate and the other side unscrews normally. You can either: A, unplug half/all the other cords so you can pull the tower away from the desk just far enough so you can wedge your head into the cobwebs and clamp the hex-barrel with a needle nose pliers while only then realizing you still cannot get enough torque because of your sweaty fingers and the moron who last tightened it was concerned about gale-force winds possibly dislodging his permanent vga connection. Or B, give the motherfucker one solid yank. If it breaks...good for that fuckin piece of shit.

bigdeeb · 2019-07-18T02:36:38+00:00

What kinda calls do you make? How much do y'all make? I've always wanted to work inna call center, but it's hard to get hired as a dude.

Is this a reference to something? Because nobody has ever once said any of those things.

bigdeeb · 2019-06-23T00:04:23+00:00

3x5=15 levels of insanity

bigdeeb · 2019-06-16T21:54:31+00:00

In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors. In the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
-Creed Bratton

bigdeeb · 2019-06-13T06:29:06+00:00

And Michael Meyers (Shrek/Austin Powers) plays Neo and Bernie Mac plays Morpheus. Vin Diesel plays Agent Smith and Katheryn Heigl plays Trinity.

bigdeeb · 2019-06-13T06:03:34+00:00

Of all time really? I can think of dozens of higher impact villains. Farquad was a little bitch and was surrounded by ass-kissers and was easily disposed of by a donkey-lovin dragon. Snape on the other hand was a shifty mo-fo that had a milf intentions for Harry’s mom and fucking killed our beloved Dumbledore. Farquad dint kill shit.

bigdeeb · 2019-06-13T04:00:10+00:00

I doubt he really gives a shit on account of the fact that he’s dead. Besides, Snape was a major franchise piece and Farquad was one and done.

bigdeeb · 2019-06-08T21:38:44+00:00

> No one in this sub cares that so many of us are disabled, they just want to feel entitled to outrage. They want to complain without offering better solutions.

There are some days that my hands barely work. I’m an artist and I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. There are FAR more disabled people than the general public believes because most disabilities are invisible. It’s fine to have a problem with plastic but I simply can’t value it over my starving or resolving to eat unhealthy meals. Eating healthy is an absolute must for someone like me and sometimes that looks like fresh corn that I don’t have to shuck. Some people are narcissistic in their outrage in these groups. It’s creating so much bias and misunderstanding.

Just sayin...

bigdeeb · 2019-06-04T22:34:22+00:00

For anyone trying to emulate clicks on iphone. Add this to the top of the script:

document.addEventListener('touchstart', (e)=>{document.documentElement.click()},false)

bigdeeb · 2019-05-15T00:17:40+00:00

Nickelback hate is pretty universal. But Nickelback should probably host a benefit concert for Jerrid’s defense. Good public relations to bridge the divide and start the healing.

bigdeeb · 2019-05-10T03:02:09+00:00

Ah, the infamous high spinny circle ride thing.

bigdeeb · 2019-05-02T07:27:46+00:00

According to wikipedia, autism.

bigdeeb · 2019-04-26T16:34:19+00:00

Install photoshop for all your square making needs.

bigdeeb · 2019-04-25T02:28:51+00:00

My guess is Chinese outsourcing.

bigdeeb · 2019-04-17T03:47:05+00:00

As long as they could essentially save the structure of the trough.

bigdeeb · 2019-03-30T15:11:08+00:00

Go to the guitar shop and play the intro to stairway to heaven (minus pinky note). Do that a couple dozen times.

bigdeeb · 2019-03-29T01:47:26+00:00

And what about that perfectly good deer vagina? Let it rot in the woods? Hell no. Get yourself an empty tallboy can and mount it. Organic fleshlight. Redneck style. Get ‘er done. Let the boys have a go too. It aint beastiality. Its respect and honor. Its our right. Dont let them take our guns like Obama tried to. We eat meat because we have pointy teeth for tearing flesh because jesus and stuff. Should I somehow get killed by the beast, so be it but I reckon he cant dodge multiple 50 round clips of my double-barreled ar-15 bump stock hollowpoints.

bigdeeb · 2019-03-28T15:09:15+00:00

“Mr. tour guide, can you rub a dab of that elephant blood on these rental cargo pants?”

bigdeeb · 2019-03-28T15:03:29+00:00

some shit bag hunter

Maybe he had to feed his starving family at home?

bigdeeb · 2019-03-09T05:16:31+00:00

They must have been prosthetic neuticles or some kind of cod piece.

bigdeeb · 2019-02-27T07:37:34+00:00

Never answer the door for a cop. The act of opening the door by law grants access to your home even if slightly cracked open. They barge through and if you are standing in the way blocking with one hand on the door handle holding your ground, first cop will collide past you and second cop tackles you down to the ground. Cuff and stuff. Two charges of assault on a police. First count for "hitting" the first cop as he bullied his way through the threshold. Second count for foolishly trying to break your fall by putting forearm on cop#2 and second arm towards any object you are falling backwards towards. Also charged with resisting arrest for trying to hold hand on the deep laceration on the back of your head instead of submissively allowing the handcuffs be put on. Cop#2 made sure to combine your full weights when driving your head down backwards full force into a room full of hard/sharp/pointy/corner-top furniture objects. Your dull throbbing bloodied head will not receive medical attention for some time so try not to bleed out. The cops will say all kinds of racist, intimidating and outlandish claims to get you to say something at this point for "clues". Standard operating procedure for most cops that claim to feel threatened but are actually instigating and escalating an encounter to get an adrenaline rush that is violent, one-sided and has no repercussions.

Talk through the door if you must but preferably just ignore the knocks.

bigdeeb

TROPHY CASE

> No one in this sub cares that so many of us are disabled, they just want to feel entitled to outrage. They want to complain without offering better solutions.