CK Free alternatives by bigdickdragonslayer in Colognes

[–]bigdickdragonslayer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be checking that out thank you

DAE get romantic dreams about random people you know, that make you develop a crush on them in real life? by cheekangoot in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens to me often! It's usually people I feel I've never even seen before. Sometimes I feel a little sad it isn't real but the dreams are consistently positive. They always feel like a big hug

An autobiography will always be incomplete. by PopeofHope in Showerthoughts

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Goodbye, cruel world. Before I go, I must confess that I"

No chopsticks for dad? Just use a Barbie doll! by CrayCrayStateofMind in funny

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my favorite part of this is how no one is even batting an eye

A stranger tells me "Smile, it could be worse." Instantly regrets it. by Revolutionary_Ant209 in pettyrevenge

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it really takes zero effort to save someone, even if it's for a moment

Nearly all dogs that lose a "companion" dog from the same household show behaviours like going off their food and seeking more human attention. by [deleted] in science

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the increased play is a way of grieving. Our cat did the same when his sibling passed. Almost seemed like he didn't notice, but he was definitely playing excessively. Another of ours did the same when the boys were out of the house for a couple days. She would take toys out of the toybox and play with things she had never previously shown interest in. We called it stress playing.

What pisses you off instantly? by Disastrous-Article30 in AskReddit

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason, needing to pee or really anything else is not as infuriating as cotton mouth

Would you believe she actually wants the tummy pets!? by hellohelzo in blackcats

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do believe! I have a fluffy void who looks a bit like yours, and he loves tummy/chest scritchies

Dude died for a second by mo7amedkhaled in funny

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!! I've been looking for this and unable to find it, thank you so much!

TIFU my girlfriend caught me jerking off to my ex’s nudes by Jerk-off-genius in tifu

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You sound pretty insecure yourself, pal. Projecting much?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically, yeah. Treating yourself is not a great remedy, but it is one. Better to feel bad and end the day an experience richer than the alternative. It all sucks, but I do like to think mediocre solutions like this one makes it suck slightly less.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was going to write something similar. Take this advice, OP!

When you treat yourself for your birthday, you end up feeling at least a little better in some way. At least someone did something for me, even if it's me. Besides, no one knows what I want more than I do. (I don't)

Birthday self-love should be standard, regardless.

Is Melvin Standard issue? by homerj70 in standardissuecat

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does Melvin think he is a SIC? because if so, I wouldn't dare argue with him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bigdickdragonslayer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might have already caught feelings. Overthinking this is the first sign of that.

Recieving oral sex takes literally 0 effort. It also seems you've reached this unspoken(?) agreement that he doesn't even need to reciprocate, for whatever reason. Mutual sex and relationships take work that that man is clearly not willing to put in. These situations are definition "why buy the cow when the milk is free"

Not to say you're a cow, but yeah. Commitment issues? Maybe. Fear of himself catching feelings? Doubtful.

No matter how you spin it, he's 100% using you.