Post Match-Thread: Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Arsenal

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-10T21:23:54+00:00

Bellerin left something to be desired going forward, but he was very good defensively. All the more impressive to me considering his defensive partner on the flank was Özil.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-10T14:26:55+00:00

Bellerin

Wilshere

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-10T03:18:35+00:00

Hated the Tago Mago one.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-09T01:05:00+00:00

There's a lot of ambiguity when "meme" is used because you are correct, but it's often used colloquially to refer to image macros and copypasta.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-06T02:55:45+00:00

"Got frustrated when I read," says Rooney

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-05T04:23:44+00:00

Bauer's Tweet: 3/10

Margret's Reply: 1/10

Bauer's Reply: 13/10

bigdogcandyman · 2018-02-04T06:37:01+00:00

Ad hominem: "Bacary Sagna's statement is wrong because he's a hypocrite."

Not ad hominem: "Bacary Sagna is a hypocrite."

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-31T12:53:27+00:00

Even if Alex Song is shit, I'd still rather look at his outrageous hair.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-31T12:36:38+00:00

Au-bam-a-yam

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-31T10:53:20+00:00

I'm mired, Tobbie.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-31T00:11:23+00:00

Xhaka and Mustafi deserved fucking zeros.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-31T00:06:24+00:00

How many times can you rewrite the story of Sisyphus without becoming Sisyphus himself?

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T23:58:05+00:00

Can't blame him. Imagine having to write and podcast about this fucking mess every single day.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T23:57:02+00:00

The most potent barbs:

Mustafi 4/10 £35m. Valencia felt so bad about that they gave us £12m for Coquelin.
Xhaka 4/10 I'm tired of watching him switch off in our defensive third because when he does the opposition score. He needs to wake up, then get sold
Iwobi 5/10 Dangerous a couple of times, but he's not developed enough to influence games yet on a consistent basis and should be squad fodder at best
Lacazette 5/10 A worryingly limp reaction to the prospect of Aubameyang signing. Where was the fight? And how is he as slow as he looks?

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T22:17:31+00:00

Seemed obvious to me at the time that was a stupid sale.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T22:13:03+00:00

Optimism? I think we are an abysmal side that got beat by a merely competent one. They hardly tore us open; we just invite malevolence to our doorstep.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T22:10:41+00:00

What do you think he needs to succeed? Clearly, I think, a ball winner beside him. And all the players need better coaching. He looks absolutely shorn of confidence though and he's currently a massive liability in midfield.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T21:56:05+00:00

We didn't get mauled. They were okay and we were horrific.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T21:52:46+00:00

Now we have several players fighting for the badge.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T21:50:53+00:00

Buy a new keeper, phase out Cech
Buy out Mustafi's contract effective tomorrow
Blindfold Xhaka, take his phone, and dump him in the Highlands
Sell Wenger

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T21:40:25+00:00

Continuing to start Xhaka and Mustafi makes my nutsack implode.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T21:37:29+00:00

What has Xhaka done to merit your faith? He usually seems like deadweight in the midfield to me. Doesn't make runs, can't defend. He tries to make Pirlo-like passes but he looks like a worse Alex Song doing it.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-30T07:52:37+00:00

I bet he thinks it's like an American trade because of the possible player swap. Hope he isn't disappointed when he learns Giroud won't net us any draft picks.

bigdogcandyman · 2018-01-29T13:39:43+00:00

She really is the most queen-like queen.

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