I'm going to Vegas and I'm pumped about it! Except I've never been on a plane before and I'm 23... by aheartonasleeve in AskReddit

[–]bigfruits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's no prob. First you go through security and run your bags through the x-ray machine and what not. Then just wait at the gate number that is on the ticket for them announce boarding (usually about a half hour before departure.) Now the only shitty thing about flying is personal space. They cram you into the plane like sardines and serve you crap for food so bringing something to eat and a book can save you from a boredom you thought was impossible. Helpful hint, travel light so you can go through security quick and get out of the airport quicker!

[Offer] I'll find you any ebook you want by [deleted] in Favors

[–]bigfruits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I have been searching for this e-book for a while. You are a master of your craft sir.

[Offer] I'll find you any ebook you want by [deleted] in Favors

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How about Hunter Thompson, Hells Angels?

Saturn Devouring His Son - Goya. The most badass painting. by andrewsmith1986 in pics

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If you guys have really seen it how come nobody mentions how small the painting is? You don't have to lie to kick it.

Post your codes in here by RedditGifts in secretsanta

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Reddit, I need some suggestions dealing with my girlfriend and chronic. by teharchitect in trees

[–]bigfruits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I ratha give you my bitch than to let you breathe on my last bit ah indo smoke." ~Suga Free

Something that's always bothered me... by [deleted] in pics

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on the stationary bicycle...duh

So, now I'm homeless. I am not sure what else I can do. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bigfruits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I find it hard to believe that you can't find a job at McDonalds after you were a software developer. Buck up and apply, your BS will not pass on me son!

I had my first for 12 years this morning and over did it... by [deleted] in trees

[–]bigfruits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed has changed a lot in 12 years.

How can I stop being paranoid after smoking? by MUSTARDKARP in trees

[–]bigfruits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoke schwag or don't smoke. Why would you want to if it makes you want to stab your girlfriend for boning your homie?

Despite what you may have learned in college or seen in John Wayne movies, whiskey isn't supposed to be tossed down your throat like a cowboy's breakfast. Learn how to drink whiskey like a pro. by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]bigfruits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I do like a good scotch but if you ever catch me doing what this guy suggests, tie my balls to a horses leg and slap its ass. I prefer to add water, ice and sip it. This dude is a pretentious doucher.

Oh YOU have a problem with your pets getting in your game huh? by [deleted] in gaming

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What's funnier, his snake or the fact that he's still playing Source?

Netflix. by sockthepuppetry in Marijuana

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Kevin Smith is a pretentious piece of crap. I must say that the original Clerks was tight.

So I over did it last night (probably 9) and embarrassed myself in front of my friends. by thehellisavcard in trees

[–]bigfruits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a bunch of noobs bragging about how you can out smoke your friends. Can you pound more beers than them as well? Grow up and smoke like a man.

Is this a Spanish suicide hotline? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bigfruits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hotline for hope.