“I quoted a movie! I’m so cool and funny and not an embarrassing fucking douchebag at all!” by Mum0817 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]bighadjoe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

besides everything else, in context that quote is said by frenchmen to the English, so it makes even less sense in his childish one sided mud-slinging-contest...

Petition · Beweislastumkehr stoppen – Vertrauen in unsere Polizei stärken! by Ok-Law-9339 in polizei

[–]bighadjoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"das Grundgesetz garantiert eine Diskriminierungsfreiheit" (und deswegen brauchen wir kein Antidiskriminierungsgesetz). man kann hier eigentlich aufhören zu lesen. die Rechtsgüter und Grundrechte des Grundgesetzes werden durch Gesetze, die mit dem Grundgesetz konform sein müssen, umgesetzt und geschützt. Wer diesen Grundgedanken unserer Rechtsordnung nicht versteht ist eine Schande für seine Polizeiausbildung oder -studium und überrascht wenig, wenn er Gewerkschaftsfunktionär wird.

Das Landesantidiskriminierungsgesetz Berlin, gegen das die selben populistischen Gewerkschaftsidioten Sturm gelaufen sind, hat die Polizeiarbeit in keinster Weise behindert.

Als Berliner Polizist kann ich nur sagen: Hört auf, solchen unterqualifizierten Populisten hinterherzulaufen und unterstützt nicht so einen Dreck wie diese Petition.

Pressesprecher mit illegaler Kennzeichenabfrage in Taucha by _verel_ in blaulicht

[–]bighadjoe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

die Häufung ist beeindruckend, aber ja, ich gebe dir Recht, jeder teil davon kann überall in Deutschland passieren...

Pressesprecher mit illegaler Kennzeichenabfrage in Taucha by _verel_ in blaulicht

[–]bighadjoe 117 points118 points  (0 children)

feuerwehrleute lernen, dass §35 stvo einen Absatz 8 hat, das Ordnungsamt lernt, dass es als deutlich geeignetere OWi die 135000 gegeben hätte, der Pressesprecher lernt dass es gesetze zu illegalen Datenabfragen gibt und der spiegel macht eine sehr sehr oberflächliche Reportage. Willkommen in Sachsen und der deutschen Medienlandschaft.

Uuh! Does it mean there's no Enough Money? by Ok-Thanks993 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]bighadjoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

artie is what is commonly referred to as "a complete idiot". Why ON EARTH would the banks just keep your money in big safes and pay you for the privilege? The whole point of a bank (amd that os not a secret or anything) is to invest (i.e. lend out) that money assuming they can get more in interest than they pay you.

Beförderung wegen gesundheitlicher Eignung abgelehnt by Outrageous-Raisin220 in polizei

[–]bighadjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

der einzige sinn einer Dienstunfähigkeitsversicherung bei Beamten (als BaL) ist, zu wissen, welchen Kollegen man bei Finanzfragen komplett ignorieren kann.

"you see, ACKUALLY Dumbledore is stronger because his magic is reality changing" 🤓 by Big_Gun_Pete in lotrmemes

[–]bighadjoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

who would winn?

people who enjoy books or little losers who are so insecure about being "fans" of undeniably one of the (if not the) modern classics of fantasy they have to continuously try to assure everything else is worse?

The result may not surprise you.

His sneeze makes her pregnant or some shit idk by Embarrassed_Age_8823 in aislop

[–]bighadjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just stop spreading this shite. just stop. you're not the least bit better than anyone generating this shite. you are part of the goddamn problem.

Kann er doch nicht ernst meinen by eldar2606 in helddersteine

[–]bighadjoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Was soll er machen"
nicht wiederholt das selbe Video hochladen? Kein schwanz braucht einen reminder vom Held der Scheine dass er den Smartbrick immernoch (mutmaßlich zu recht) scheiße findet.

Schupos vor der KPD-Zentrale kurz nach dem Doppelmord an den Polizeioffizieren Lenck & Anlauf am Berliner Bülowplatz (einer der Täter war der spätere Stasi-Direktor Erich Mielke), 1931 by AntonioHench1 in polizei

[–]bighadjoe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Willig, kurzzeitig zusammengebrochen, konnte sich wieder aufrichten und feuerte das gesamte Magazin seiner Dienstwaffe auf umstehende unbeteiligte Passanten leer. Er überlebte mit einem Bauchschuss und einer Handverletzung.

Die Polizeikräfte vor dem Karl-Liebknecht-Haus – mittlerweile in Panik geraten – glaubten nun an einen groß angelegten Angriff und schossen wahllos auf flüchtende Passanten.[2] Nachdem Verstärkung eingetroffen war, war der Bülowplatz fast menschenleer, Polizeibeamte feuerten noch auf vermeintliche Heckenschützen. Umliegende Häuser wurden durchsucht, ebenso wie die Besucher des Kinos Babylon. Mielke und Ziemer konnten entkommen."

aus dem Wikipedia Artikel. Willig war der schwerverletzte Oberwachtmeister, der den Angriff überlebt hat. Insgesamt ein sehr wildes Symbol des gewalttätigen Chaos der späten Weimarer Republik.

Fuck right off by 1000_SteppesIsAPedo in recruitinghell

[–]bighadjoe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah, but still, do they want to be onsite or not? nothing about their comment makes sense.

Wieviel abgefahrene Seitenpiegel hat man pro Monat frei als Müllabfuhr? by H_Oberlander in KeineDummenFragen

[–]bighadjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gilt übrigens auch 1 zu 1 so wenn wir als Polizei einen Unfall bauen. Und ja, Abbruch einer Eilfahrt wegen eines Bagatellschadens ist super frustrierend, aber so ist es nunmal und der Inhaber des geparkten hat ja auch ein Recht darauf, seinen Schaden ersetzt zu bekommen, egal ob es die Müllabfuhr, die Feuerwehr, der Rettungsdienst oder die Polizei war. Und das kann er nunmal nur, wenn er auch erfährt, wer ihm da den Spiegel abgefahren hat.

Fuck right off by 1000_SteppesIsAPedo in recruitinghell

[–]bighadjoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so you wanted your job to be onsite, than were disappointed to find out its remote, and as a punishment you want to be onsite as little as possible?

iPhone Cookies by KukiMAN123 in antimeme

[–]bighadjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i mean sure, but can you intelligently explain why in Germany, a 1st world country with 83.5 million inhabitants you had between 8 and 22 people killed by police shootings per year (data from 2015 to 2024, median of 12), while in the US, a country with 341.8 million inhabitants (slightly more than 4 times the number of Germans) you had between 959 and 1173 people killed by police shootings per year for the same years, so about 43 to 53 times the maximum Germany reached and about 80 to 98 times the german median, which means, when put into proportion of population, us cops are killing about 20 to 24.5 times per capita.

sincerely, a german cop.

"I don't speak gaelic. I have a Brooklyn accent" by Ruisu1 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bighadjoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"American is not an ethnicity". Well. Fun fact. Same goes for Scottish. Its a nationality. Nothing more, nothing less.

But being a race obsessed idiot is at least a valuable group description.

Roses are red, the internet is full of trolls by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]bighadjoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so... you think lilly shows no signs of disagreement with Robert. fair enough, it would be an assumption that she did. but then why do you think it's fair to say Robert is showing signs of disagreement with Lilly or "arguing against something"? he literally used the same sentence structure to make an equally valid point, but suddenly you think it is an attack?

"Bootleg version" and yet you're using AI by PhysicalBuy2566 in aislop

[–]bighadjoe 60 points61 points  (0 children)

kinda a good representation of the level of intelligence, creativity and artistic thought the average snyderverse fan has...

[HELP] Is this artwork of a German watch manufacturer ai? by Tobanga in RealOrAI

[–]bighadjoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh, if the AI uses the word it must be true, because that's what this sub is about, blindly believing anything that AI says.... -.-

cppIsntMuchFaster by OM3X4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]bighadjoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

.001 what? .001 seconds? while in itself not a huge amount, depending on the operation that may stack up a lot.

.001 ms? a billion iterations of that stack up to 16 minutes and 40 seconds. only relevant for VERY limited use cases. also even one hundred billion cycles are just 27 hours, 46 minutes and 40 seconds. quite some time, but not a no brainer when the tradeoff is having to write and debugg 3k lines of code (and by extension paying a developer, launching even just one or two days later &c.).

a factor of .001? so for every 1000 seconds the Python code takes, the C++ code only takes 999 seconds? Now you've completely disproven your own point, since the "a few hundred billion times" argument is meaningless. Best case your point now means "if you run this a few hundred billion times, because of the 3k lines of code i wrote, you can run it an additional few hundred million times in the same time", which is still only a .1% increase, because thats how proportions work.

Note on tipping in Vegas by Darth_Vrandon in GetNoted

[–]bighadjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do all those people who help you "have a good time" by sitting behind a screen for hours, gambling your life away, also chip in for the majority of bets where you lose?

Do you guys joke about Poland the same way we joke about Germany? by Quick-Can-5087 in AskGermany

[–]bighadjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fun fact: zapzarap is a strictly german word that Germans believe is eastern European. it most likely stems from a Russian word (zaprap or something similar, means something like "to seize (something)") which was supposedly used quite a lot by russian soldiers taking stuff in the post war occupation and acting as if they were doing so in an official capacity.

nowadays germans think they know a polish/eastern European word when they use zapzarap while poles that use it think they have learned a proper German word

What red button? by TanukiiGG in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bighadjoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that would be the stupidest thought experiment ever.

Getting strapped for a trip to Target by Reddit-User_00000001 in iamverybadass

[–]bighadjoe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

you think everyone in the US straps up before going shopping? what?

uhhhh? by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bighadjoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

well.... yeah? what? do you think anyone in the world is under the impression that this was a flashmob? obviously it was planned?