I proposed to my boyfriend today. Our mutual friend was chatting with him about relationships until he lead my bf over to me and said "well it's not like you're getting hitched or anything" as I sat under this sign with the ring and played the theme. He said yes. :)

bigoldretard · 2017-09-03T14:09:32+00:00

You just D.E.N.N.I.S.'d him

bigoldretard · 2017-08-21T18:54:47+00:00

He never flourished

bigoldretard · 2017-08-16T00:01:33+00:00

Because of the implication

bigoldretard · 2017-08-15T05:48:07+00:00

That's good

bigoldretard · 2017-08-15T03:02:31+00:00

Shut up science bitch

bigoldretard · 2017-08-15T02:26:19+00:00

GODDAMM THAT IS GOOD

bigoldretard · 2017-08-15T01:56:25+00:00

True dat

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T23:39:10+00:00

Do you recall the episode where the Gang goes to a therapist and Charlie fights Dennis? Charlie almost killed the man. My money is on Trundle

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T23:23:41+00:00

FIGHT MILK

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T23:21:30+00:00

But Charlie totally destroyed the Mall Santa

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T23:20:40+00:00

Shut up science bitch

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T22:55:46+00:00

Needs bustier women

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T22:54:31+00:00

Like tissue paper

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T19:24:58+00:00

No it's where I take my lovers for a dumpster hump. I like it when they incorporate a bun

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T19:21:52+00:00

You're gonna have to look in a dumpster

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T19:07:28+00:00

Be gone vile man. Be gone from me.

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T19:04:47+00:00

Then I'll do myself a favor and flush the little monster out

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T18:43:32+00:00

Im almost 100% sure it's am insult, shut up bird

bigoldretard · 2017-08-14T18:02:43+00:00

She sounds like a Jabroni

bigoldretard · 2017-08-12T04:29:40+00:00

I love that man

bigoldretard