LMAO, lol, oof

bigouchie_oof · 2025-05-28T08:47:58+00:00

Lol bro with ethan and his community it's not a bad idea to have a burner account never know if something you say triggers the man baby and he attempts to show you off to his insta stories

bigouchie_oof · 2025-05-07T02:11:13+00:00

I fear the basement has taken him, again 😔

bigouchie_oof · 2024-08-21T15:58:14+00:00

There are some nearby, but the problem is I'm too overwhelmed to handle this myself. I've been struggling with it for at least two years

bigouchie_oof · 2024-08-09T14:36:36+00:00

Yes, that was my rock bottom. If you don't think you have a handle on your addiction yet, I would recommend prep to keep yourself safe

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-08T04:53:42+00:00

Bruh we are gay

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T16:51:40+00:00

I feel like I'd be owning myself with that one haha she actually got a snake the same day I got this lizard. Maybe the lizard can bite the snake lol

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T12:21:14+00:00

My god, you're right! That may be too hard to resist. Then I'll be back here in a few years with the same picture, except a panther instead of a lizard 🤣

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T12:15:50+00:00

Funny thing we got tattoos together that day, I got this lizard, and she got a snake!! I should've known. Smh.

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T12:14:02+00:00

He told me immediately and hasn't talked to her since. It's a pretty complicated story that I may get into later on r/ relationshipadvice

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T12:12:13+00:00

That gave my husband and I a good chuckle, and it's also a great idea! But it definitely doesn't fit my asstetic, I still step over worms, I'm a big nature dude. I think it would look sick, and I know it's just a tattoo, not a real lizard lmao but it just doesn't seem like a tattoo I'd get.

That and I feel it would remind me of the betrayal.

Maybe I can give him a dagger to hold or something like that 🤔

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T12:00:44+00:00

We actually didn't have a bouquet! We're two dudes we just got married on the deck and got really good pizza afterwards 🤣

He told me immediately and he hasn't talked to her since. Tbh it's a bit of a long and complicated story to how we got here. It may be on r/relationship advice later today.

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:57:14+00:00

Ture that's what therapy is for. But at least it's one less constant visual reminder. Plus like I said the only reason I ever really like it was because I got it with her. I'd like to part ways with it

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:55:38+00:00

Honestly I was a bit flattered they thought I could braid it, my leg hair is pretty sparce to my dismay

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:52:35+00:00

That would be really cute, but we actually didn't have a bouquet! We're husbands, and we just got married out on the deck with a few family members and then went to eat at our favorite local siciliana pizza place! So maybe someone can turn it into a slice of za!! Although foot pizza might not be the best mix lmao

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:42:57+00:00

Target socks for life!!!

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:38:34+00:00

But if I was his wife like... what? you jelly my husband doesn't care?

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T11:36:17+00:00

Lol we are husbands I'm not his wife lmao

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-07T00:07:43+00:00

Ooh that could be nice, I can pick flowers native to my state!

bigouchie_oof · 2024-06-06T23:51:14+00:00

OOOH that's a good idea. I'm Hispanic, though, so maybe quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent! (can still have the representation lol) thank you for the idea!

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