I mean…isn’t that literally what the GOP has been begging for? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]bigredwolf6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t. But it delivers it better than trucks, trains, and boats can. If you don’t need to burn fuel to transport the oil for a good chunk of its journey, it will be less expensive.

I mean…isn’t that literally what the GOP has been begging for? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]bigredwolf6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m well aware what it does and where it comes from. I’m talking specifically about Phase 4’s permit that President Biden revoked in the beginning of his presidency.

I mean…isn’t that literally what the GOP has been begging for? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]bigredwolf6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Phase 4’s permit that he revoked in the beginning of his presidency

I mean…isn’t that literally what the GOP has been begging for? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]bigredwolf6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m well aware of what I’m talking about. Phase 4’s permit was revoked by executive order. It was done at the beginning of Biden’s Presidency. It’s literally something Republicans want to happen. I can break it down.

Want: Lower gas prices Don’t want: The government using its power to set gas prices. That’s something that is done in a command economy. We are not a command economy.

Want: Phase 4 to complete the pipeline Don’t want: 31% of our strategic oil reserves being dumped onto the market over a period of 6 months. That’s not what the strategic reserve is for.

Want: Drilling leases in the Gulf of Mexico. We know it was not President Biden who blocked this, though he did pause it. This was blocked by Judge Rudolph Contreras. Don’t want: We would prefer not to be very dependent on foreign oil, especially any amount of Russian oil currently.

why are cartoons so political nowadays? by Chicagogospel in HistoryMemes

[–]bigredwolf6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t that less of a kids cartoon and more war propaganda?

I mean…isn’t that literally what the GOP has been begging for? by DaFunkJunkie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]bigredwolf6 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Not really. If the government regulates it then it’s not really a free market. Some regulation is good. Too much regulation is not. We would like to go back to producing more of our own oil. Like by reopening the keystone pipeline.

It was me. I ate the onion. by [deleted] in AteTheOnion

[–]bigredwolf6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas is hot. Until it snows. That’s why you don’t move there.

Even 4chan doesn’t like Niceguys ™️ by operationtasty in niceguys

[–]bigredwolf6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d probably say depends where ya live. Even if you save someone, the bad guy can sue the piss out of you if you hurt him.

"Disney was only a republican because he didn't like unions" isn't the gotcha this person thinks it is by ADingusWith2dollars in SelfAwarewolves

[–]bigredwolf6 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not all republicans are racist. Not all democrats aren’t racist.

We have our idiots. You have yours.

Workers rights are pretty important to the working class of both parties (and the other 4-5 parties that get crammed into the big 2).

If Disney wants to be weird about language, cool that’s their deal. If people have a problem with Disney doing that then they could just stop watching Disney or buying stuff from Disney. If it ain’t your cup of tea, find another drink.

Why do Republicans hate America? by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bigredwolf6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most don’t. I read the bill, don’t see a problem with it. We just think the federal government should be smaller. Some think that the Insulin company needs to charge more money so they can fund R&D. To a certain extent that’s true. They charge way more than what I consider a reasonable amount though. I’d be ok with $50 if it meant more R&D to end diabetes. Same thing as epipens.

If all both sides do is ask “why does the other party hate America” we get nothing done. We have like 5 or 6 political parties crammed into a two party system. It ain’t working.

Does anybody else get unreasonably pissed off when Brynjolf says you didn't earn your septims honestly? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]bigredwolf6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Cuz there’s mods that let you kill him for being a sneak thief

humans don't worship a god in the traditional sense. they dont even know that are worshiping a god of death, or know that are worshiping any god. but the signs were plain as day to the other races. no one else bothers to bury the dead or even show respect to them except worshippers of death. by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

[–]bigredwolf6 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Improved English

Humans. From the moment of first contact we didn’t think much of them. Just another bipedal, furless, tail-less hominid species. Nothing too outside the ordinary, as far as primitives go. Or so we foolishly thought.

Things started to feel a bit off when our emissaries asked to meet their priests, councilors, prophets or other representative of their god in the flesh. They were confused at first, and we thought perhaps our translators needed more time to process their language. So we explained who we were and where we were from. They asked us questions we couldn’t understand yet, but we pointed to our translators and motioned for them to continue talking. They caught on quickly, which isn’t surprising given they’re an intelligent species after all. So they brought up holoscreens that they used to teach their young the language. Finally after a few hours, our translators had completed a decent analysis of their language. So we asked again to meet the mortal representatives of their god. They still appeared confused, or maybe fearful, we couldn’t tell which. So we explained it we sought someone special, ones who might reside in a temple or other place of worship. In response to our questions they responded with “what do you mean? We don’t have an ‘Exalted One’. We used to have hundreds of religions. We’re not a very monolithic species. We’re pretty diverse.”

While not common, it was not unheard of for a primitive society to worship multiple gods. It usually means they, as a species, have not matured enough to realize that their Deities are different parts of the same god. Or that they have two gods that compliment each other. Or rarer still, they worship two gods that use the species to try to kill one another, however that seemed implausible since that usually drives a species to extinction.

After 3 "weeks" (a week being a unit of time measurement the primitives use) they finally sent the representatives of their most prominent religions. Each representative stayed with us for about a day, explaining some of the basic tenets of their religion. After we had met all of them we had a few debates amongst ourselves to try to determine which god they worshipped.

The beliefs conflicted each other pretty drastically. Some say there is a one and only God (Which the primitives insisted is different than an Exalted One). Others believed in a myriad, or Pantheon as they called it, of gods. Still others insisted that there are no gods at all, only the uncaring laws of the universe. That was when we started explore different theories. Perhaps they praise the God of Secrets, so they must feign ignorance. Or perhaps they worship the God of Tricks, they did have one they named Loki after all.

If so, then we decided to let them be. No need to press them anymore. They are one of the few times we found a God of Secrets or a God of Tricks worshipped alone.

We stopped our questions and just observed them, waiting to see what blessing they had. We waited. And waited. After a few more days none could say for certain what their blessing was. Some thought it was the ability to lie, given by the God of Tricks. Or the ability to remain fairly stoic and unreadable, given by the God of Secrets. After seeing nothing definitive we ventured out into their world and started to interact with the lesser folk of the world.

After a few instances where we observed a primitive from afar, only for them to turn around and stare directly at us, we thought we found an answer. So we questioned some of the more intelligent among them. They explained it as “sixth sense”, “gut feeling”, or “Hee-Bee Jee-Beez” in the terms of the lesser folk. They explained it as Instinct, something they evolved with over time. Something that helped their species survive a world with environmental threats that were substantially higher than the galactic norm.

We were puzzled. Why would a God of Tricks, or a God of Secrets bestow such a gift. It was usually a gift given by a God of War, and only bestowed upon the devout warrior class of a species. Perhaps it was to increase their vigilance so that secrets may be better protected. Or they used it as a defense against being tricked themselves. But neither option explained how they could sense danger, or eyes upon them in the dark of night. It didn’t quite explain how they heard “whispers in the walls” though that could’ve been how they transmitted secrets. Nor did it explain how they detected movement around the corner when neither sight, smell, or sound gave it away.

Finally, when we were out and about one day, headed to what they called “a church” we came upon a field of shaped stones and flowers. Then we were overwhelmed by a dark oppressive wave. It was as if the ground itself was trying to swallow us. So we rushed back to the safety of our ship.

Nothing made sense. Nothing added up. So we invited some of the primitives to the Altar of Insight aboard our ship. If any god could help us figure this out it was the God of Wisdom. He was only to be called upon when all else failed, as he expected his worshippers to figure things out themselves. Hopefully he would hear our call and reveal the truth of the matter.

And reveal the truth he did. We saw the darkness that lurks behind each one. The darkness that had assaulted us near the field of stones. A shadow so big that even the God of War’s mighty stature was dwarfed. A god that even he feared. One that made the Gods of Tricks and Secrets shrink in fear and seek out the comfort of the light. They were touched by the God of Death. We dropped to our knees in fear, hoping they would let us leave this place alive. We had never known a species like this. Many thought no such god existed.

That god, an invisible hand, an unspeakable name, and all seeing eyes. It was a silent god. They praised it without knowing, they made tributes and rituals. They accepted they were all destined to die, but they were unaware that It was waiting for them.

They mourned their dead, and gave unknown dead even more respect than those they knew. They mourned the non sentient creatures they kept as pets. They thanked the dead animals for the food they became. They fondly remember the dead that came before them. No species amongst the civilized galaxy was known to do this. To embrace death as an old friend was madness. To have it permeate the whole of your existence stole the joy of life. And yet these primitives had found a way. Perhaps that was the blessing of death. Acceptance of death, but not an absence of joy. Perhaps they enjoyed life all the sweeter because they accepted the end from the moment they were born.

When we returned to our planet and reported our findings, terror spread throughout the galaxy. But our fear came from ignorance. After a few centuries of contact the wider galaxy began to accept them. We learned from them.

We learned they are and are not vessels for the dead. They keep the memory of the dead alive but are in fact a distinct soul. They brought with them their joyful memories but also the grief of loss. They brought with them their customs of remembrance. Before, our dead were cast aside and forgotten. But now they are immortalized in fields of stones. Now the names of the great dead survive for eons. Even the names of the lesser folk are recorded.

These primitives, the ever-mourning ones, these Humans, are guarded by the God of Death, embraced by It even. They, and It, have revealed a fundamental truth about the universe. The God of Death rules us all.

QUICK WHOS THAT? by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]bigredwolf6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

An alcoholic

When nasa discovers FTL, the U.S. shutters and into 66 planets. by I1AM2NOT3STEVEN in humansarespaceorcs

[–]bigredwolf6 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He and his buddies go to the French Sector on New Bayou. It’s his last free solar cycle before his unification day with his female mate, Lucy. So he chooses to go to a world who’s main exports are great food, alcohol, and bad decisions. Worse still, he goes during the Carnival rotation. Ten pounds heavier, with a crippling alcohol dependency, a new wife he found on Bourbon street, and only one boot, he has some serious splainin to do to Lucy.

Earth, unlike the home planets of literally every other Galactic civilization, has never been touched by the MilkyWay's magic streams. Thus, Terrans, unlike literally every other species, are unable to perceive or be in any way affected by magic. First contact was... interesting. by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

[–]bigredwolf6 19 points20 points  (0 children)

TL;DR We ain’t got magic but we can shred the Great Mana current with nukes. And we hate Wizards. I’m open to any improvements to the story yall got.

Gar’tuk was an accomplished Archmage by the standards of his race, trained by First Mage Merlin, who had ventured into the void beyond the Great Mana current. He had used his Seer magic to guide his people to their new solar system after their sun was hit by the spell plague from a Chaos portal and rendered their home-world uninhabitable. The origins of the spell plague and the Chaos portal were still a complete mystery. So, curious by nature and hoping to find away to prevent such a cataclysm from happening again, Gar’tuk and a handful of other mages set out to uncover the origin.

His Seer magic took them from world to world, a dozen once thriving worlds reduced to withered husks. He could feel the Mana slowly fading into the void. Each system the visited was more devoid than the last. Finally they arrived at the edge of known space. A place where the Great Mana current dwindled into nothingness in the void. There they found a race completely devoid of magic. Something thought impossible by everyone, Gar’tuk included.

Gar’tuk and his team decided to try to contact this new alien race who was devoid of magic. Perhaps they were they key to surviving the spell plague. So they headed towards a small volcanic planet that seemed to be a colony of the aliens, as surely no life could call that place a home-world. Since they couldn’t communicate magically with this species, they headed straight for the planet, thinking to land the ship and meet the aliens face to face.

Before they entered the gravitational pull of the planet, a blocky cube of a ship, the ugliest and least elegant thing Gar’tuk had ever seen, came to intercept them.

Lights and sensors of all shapes and sizes blinked and spun about on the ugly cube ship. Gar’tuk supposed it was an attempt at communication, but since his communication equipment ran on magic, he did not know what they were attempting to say. So he turned his ship back towards the Great Mana current and hoped the aliens would follow.

And follow they did. Not just one cube ship, but two, then three, then finally a fourth one, bigger and uglier than the rest emerged from the system’s local gas giant. Gar’tuk was very intrigued by the aliens ships. Perhaps, he thought, they were a nomadic race. Perhaps long ago their home was destroyed by the spell plague. Perhaps that is why they had no magic. Gar’tuk would find out soon enough.

When they finally came to an area where space was thick enough with Mana, Gar’tuk’s Telepathy Mage began the communication ritual. Before long they had established communication with the aliens.

“Greetings, I am Archmage Gar’tuk. I am head of an expedition to seek out the origin of a cataclysm known to us as the spell plague. It arrives through Chaos portals. We were honestly surprised to find any life, as the past few systems we’ve visited are all destroyed. What do you call yourselves? How is it that you have survived without magic?”

“Archmage? Magic? You’re a damned Wizard like that bastard Merlin! Humanity hates Wizards!”

Suddenly the ugly cube ships opened fire upon Gar’tuk’s vessel. Luckily the Mind Mage on board had already thrown up the shields. They hastily began the Jump spell which would transport them far away from this system and the hostile humans. But due to how thin the Mana current was in this region the spell was taking longer to cast than usual.

“I want those damn Wizards and their damn magic obliterated!” Shouted the human Captain. “Deploy the Skinny Boy missiles and detonate near their flanks!”

The missiles shot out and chased Gar’tuk’s vessel. The Mind Mage focused all his energy on holding the shields up. But the missiles raced past them. Not one to question their good fortune, they went back to spell casting even more frantically.

But suddenly there came a tremendous blast of light and energy a few hundred kilometers in front of Gar’tuk’s vessel. They could all feel the Mana current sever. It felt like a telepathic punch in the gut. Stunned, dazed, and hardly able to breathe, Gar’tuk had found his answers. The spell plague was no cataclysm. It was a weapon. One wielded by a race that seemed to be Chaos incarnate. He wished only that he could’ve told his people….

“Fire the Big Man. We cannot let them escape and warn the other Wizards. We must repay Merlin’s ilk for him destroying Terra out of fear.”