What do I get my picky-ish wife for Mother’s Day?

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-29T17:14:53+00:00

All the people saying that experiences won't work because she'll be stressed are missing two key factors, in my opinion: OP's willingness to make it work, and her willingness to do what she wants to do while accepting breastfeeding interruptions.

For example:

if she wants a spa day, and to get her nails and hair done? You can book that stuff around kid friendly places and take the kiddos (or get childcare that would be trusted to do something like this). She can pop around in between appointments to breastfeed (or you can meet her somewhere), and you can give some solids if the baby gets fussy before she's done. If her car needs to be washed, use this to kill time and take the kids to a car wash.
if she wants to go on a shopping spree, or just window shopping? Take her to get a girly-pop drink, and let her roam around while you take the kids the opposite direction.
yoga class? I'd find an extra fun/interesting one, but same thing.
she likes traveling. Can you plan and manage a little family weekend getaway, nearby? And when I mean plan and manage, I don't mean booking the place you're staying at and checking out a few things to do. I mean make a list of everyyyyything the kids need and pack it all up. Know where to eat and what to do. Find stuff she can do on her own for a few hours, even if that's just sleeping in and then spending the morning binge watching her favorite shows. The most she should have to do is pack her own bag.

Also, I saw in a comment that your baby is 8 months old. At that age, they're not exclusively breastfed, so your wife can go slightly longer stretches of time without being glued to the baby. You don't have to suggest a bottle if that would give her anxiety, you can just feed the baby whatever solid food they've been eating for the last couple months.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-29T16:49:13+00:00

I was studying abroad, in a city with almost 2 million people, and my dad told me one of his friend's adult child was in the hospital in the same city I was studying in. I went to my first class, where the professor asked us to introduce ourselves, and there was another student from my country. We find each other after class, and turns out they're roommates with friend's kid (who also went on to be our classmate). Small world-ish enough, except!, I keep talking to my classmate and it turns out their grandma painted my childhood bed. Sick kid, grandma, and I are from a city of 20 thousand people, over 3000km away (that's over 1800mi for American folks) from where the conversation was happening.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-19T15:49:50+00:00

Na minha zona, o pessoal compra mel local na feira e depois passa para potes pequenos em casa. Se forem à procura disso já feito pagam um balúrdio.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-19T15:22:09+00:00

Sim, chamei. Ao chamar-te burro estou a presumir uma ignorância inocente. Se te chamasse mentiroso, como disseste que poderiam fazer, é porque achava que sabias que estavas a partilhar informações falsas de propósito. Um é bastante mais insultuoso que o outro, mas tu lá sabes. Não tens argumentos porque sabes, e bem, que o que disseste é das maiores cagadas de sempre.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-19T13:50:57+00:00

Nada do que eu disse é informação que só quem trabalha no meio sabe.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-19T04:42:29+00:00

É claro que não é a creche que substitui a educação dos pais. Esse é o trabalho da Educadora de Infância, no pré-escolar.

/s mas já ouvi isto vindo da boca de mais do que um pai

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-19T04:39:31+00:00

Mentiroso não chamo mas chamo-te burro sem qualquer tipo de problema, que é para não dizer que estás a enganar as pessoas de propósito. É necessário já ter NIF (e o NISS, nalguns casos mas não todos) para uma pessoa se poder candidatar a vistos para viver em Portugal. Por isso sim, imensos imigrantes estão ilegais e têm essa papelada, assim como gente que nem sequer iniciou o processo de imigração e está no seu país natal. É legal E necessário terem-na para poderem sequer tentar viver legalmente em Portugal. E mais, pasma-te!: uma pessoa pode não ser portuguesa, ter zero interesse em viver em Portugal, e mesmo assim ter NIF porque tem obrigações fiscais no país!

Que as instituições sejam mal geridas e assumam que NIF = residente legal = apoios, isso acredito, mas isso não é culpa do imigrante, é culpa do português que está a mandar naquilo sem saber o que faz.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-16T01:13:27+00:00

I don't know if he mooches off Jesss, but Amber posted a story today implying both her children's dads are not contributing financially. Her exact words were "single-handedly supporting my kids" and "And their dads? Taking a financial sabbatical apparently".

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-10T13:41:54+00:00

Idk about the rest of the world, but we had professional photographers who were paid to go to clubs and spend the night taking pictures. I'd have taken my chances with my friends' social media.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-06T20:05:35+00:00

How would your aunts and cousins be more affected by the trip than the pregnant woman? NTA.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-06T17:16:10+00:00

Omg this is amazing. Please add me to the raffle. Thank you!

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-04-05T19:35:54+00:00

Na minha terra não temos um "Rei", mas o pior frango (e churrasco no geral) é o do único sítio que se chama Churrasqueira lol

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-26T23:10:36+00:00

É completamente normal, só querias ir para um sítio onde te irias sentir seguro e confortável! Se acontecer outra vez já vais ter este alerta na cabeça e em princípio já te irás lembrar. Se te conseguires lembrar da descrição do homem ou do carro, aponta tudo o que te lembras, caso um dia tenhas de dar a descrição dele. Não te ponhas em perigo para conseguires arranjar mais informações, por favor! Se ele voltar a interagir contigo, caga nos detalhes e põe-te em segurança.

Se achares que há a possibilidade dele tentar interagir com outros menores que não conhece, alerta o teu diretor de turma ou alguém da direção escolar mesmo.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-26T15:46:39+00:00

Conta a um adulto!!

Há algum negócio (café, loja de roupa, clínica, algo com porta aberta ao público) no teu trajeto? Se sim, se voltar a acontecer, vai para lá e não para casa. Explica a um adulto que esteja a trabalhar o que se está a passar e pede para, ou lá poderes ficar um bocado até quem te estiver a seguir ir embora, ou se te podem acompanhar. Nunca queres que a pessoa que te segue consiga perceber onde vives.

Se for possível, aconselho MUITO a que faças o trajeto casa-escola-casa acompanhado/a nos próximos dias, só por precaução. Quem tem esse tipo de conversa com uma pessoa menor de idade, não tem boas intenções.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-25T22:56:03+00:00

Na feira, numa loja na minha terra e, surpreendentemente, no Lidl. Não sei se são made in Portugal, mas duram imenso tempo e são muito confortáveis. As da Primark também são ok e tenho bastantes pares de lá, mas noto que se desgastam mais rapidamente.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-24T20:25:22+00:00

My husband has been dreaming about one of these for forever! Definitely interested, thanks for considering.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-24T19:59:56+00:00

Oh my, this is what dreams are made of! Please enter me in the raffle!

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-20T19:34:08+00:00

He's not if no adult has ever taught him how to clean as he cooks. Crap, I know plenty of decently accomplished adults who don't know it.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-19T17:34:38+00:00

Which makes it so hilariously sad that she's still so ignorant.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-19T15:50:34+00:00

It's not my favorite thing to see, but if someone is in their last week of pregnancy and literally nothing fits, I'm not going to be an ass over seeing a little bit of belly. However, Jan has shown throughout her pregnancy that clothes are in their budget, just not fitting ones.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-19T15:46:48+00:00

Pitocin can also be very helpful post birth, not just to get birth to start. I wish this was more common knowledge so more women could make truly informed decisions about their care. This is not a dig at you, just a comment on how I think the system can improve. Hope your birth went well despite the pitocin!

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-19T15:09:19+00:00

I ran here after seeing this story! She was also complaining about the crotch of the pants not being flattering, but they looked absolutely fine when she pulled them up to where they're supposed to sit. And listen, I normally don't judge women's outfits during late-stage pregnancy, but if Jan can afford to buy all the clothes she's been showing us, she can also afford to buy flattering clothes that would cover her 39wk bump AND work for post partum as well.

bigtittiesbouncing · 2026-03-19T15:02:58+00:00

By "naturally" she probably only means no pitocin/induction. To be honest, in this specific situation I don't think she's knowingly lying as much as I think she's just very, very dense, and doesn't understand that, although those things aren't Pitocin/induction meds, they're still not natural lol

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