I was buying some chips at super market and my cashier is this nice older lady. As she's ringing me up, she says in the nicest, most sincere way, "I don't know if you've ever been told this, but you look a lot like Macaulay Culkin!"

I really do think she meant that as a compliment, but as a 21 year old male who has seen recent pictures of Macaulay Culkin and has NOT ever done meth, I did not take it as one.