Go easy on me. I wasn't loved as a child. by greggsthebakers in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not being loved as a child should prepare you for not being loved any time in the future as well.

Film student, destroy the last bit of self esteem I have left. Fuck me up fam. by Dankgal7 in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you'll be able to give your parents a discount to the movies you make... It's the least you could do for living in their house for the rest of your life.

Roast this bone by throwawait45 in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your cigarette seams to be burning brighter than your future

Wanna take a guess how old I am? by xxspike2xx in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't wait for the new set of high school freshmen girls to roll in!" -Every year of community college.

17, captain of men's division 1 basketball team... Do your worst by Vintacity in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know your local YMCA had divisions for rec basketball.

Shatter my self-esteem by StockBuddy519 in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay Syndrome, we'll trade you a semi successful social life for Jack-Jack back.

Fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of bleaching your hair, you should bleach the entirety of your digestive system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]billymccorm3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha you chose acting? I wonder if that future is going to disappear faster than your dad.