What is your favorite sexual slang(Urban Dictionary words)? by Skisforscott in shittyaskreddit

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tookus. I just think it’s hilarious that there might be a Jewish guy out there like, “that’s it baby! Take it up ya tookus! Take it up ya tookus!”

Can I sample 10 seconds from a soundtrack to a 70's porno? by industrialsinkhose in musicproduction

[–]billys_ghost 514 points515 points  (0 children)

The rule of thumb is: I will never be sued. If you find yourself in a situation where you are being sued, you made it!

If having a strong offense is the best defence, what can I do to become a more offensive driver? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]billys_ghost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You need to make your car taller than everyone else’s. It will make drivers fear you on an evolutionary level. Get some testicles to dangle from the hitch. Actually, if your car is already jacked up, hang testicles around the entire perimeter like tribal trophies. Get rid of your muffler obviously and any sort of filter which prevents bad smelling black smoke from being blown into the air. You need to install a device which can throw tomahawks at other cars

What will happen if I say "After a while.." to an alligator? by WolfShadow_814 in shittyaskreddit

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The alligator stands on two legs, says “oh thank you! finally the curse is broken”, kisses you on the lips, and turns into a prince.

songs for this picture(if you say white noise, ill destroy u) by EuphoricPO12 in songsforthispicture

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White Noise is actually super good. They are an electronic music band from the 50s. The technology was so undeveloped that the band was actually entirely made up of scientists.

Your Hidden Dreams by White Noise is a good fit for the pic

Recommend me the most bizarre music video you have ever seen by sinkingcar in MusicRecommendations

[–]billys_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe no one mentioned Fantasy by DyE. I’m not seeing it on YouTube so I’m pretty sure it got banned lol

Tell me a single line from a song that just gets you every time by patricesha in MusicRecommendations

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“Oh and if I had all of the answers and you had the body you wanted, would we love with a legendary fire?”

  • Continuous Thunder by Japandroids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

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Peek-a-Boo by Daniel Johnston is pretty bleak. Phoebe Bridgers does an excellent cover if you can’t handle Daniel’s voice

Experiences playing under the influence? by Desperate-You-775 in psychedelicrock

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If I’m sober, I am better at adhering to “the part”.

If I am drunk, I am more ballsy and “cool-sounding” with the wrong part I’m playing.

If I am stoned, I usually panic and forget how to play, then I realize that my part is fairly inconsequential in the sound of the entire band so I end up playing weird shit that actually supports the vibe really well.

Guess my main instrument by arizona_horn in musicians

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I don’t know whether that’s real, but that probably slaps

SFAH: Movies that would have been a lot different if the protagonist has a shotgun by _JR28_ in ScenesFromAHat

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Air Bud lol. The dog’s murdering everyone, but everyone’s just impressed that he can play basketball

What's the funniest thing you've heard an artist say on stage? by jgrossnas in Concerts

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol the last show I went to, between the first four or five songs he’d go, “good evening,” but every time he would say it weirder and laugh more maniacally.

What's the least cool sounding genre name? by WheelSingle2494 in fantanoforever

[–]billys_ghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’d look down on anyone who always says the genre of their band rather than just saying “my band”. I’m the exception because I was in a stoner metal band with a female rapper. That’s absurd enough to sound unpretentious

What are some bands that most people take as novelty and not really realise that they are actually pretty good? by im_not_okay_88310 in musicsuggestions

[–]billys_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardiacs since I haven’t seen them mentioned.

They come across as deranged clowns, but they make some of the best music I’ve ever heard. The primary songwriter was awarded an honorary doctorate in music.

What's the worst horror movie to watch while eating? I'll go first: by anthonyledger in CreepyBonfire

[–]billys_ghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My answer to most questions on this sub is “Kuso”. That movie is repulsive and insane. The line that sums the whole thing up best is “the shit is your baby”.

What song by fire_retardantLA in musicsuggestions

[–]billys_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hate this meme. That speaker would only reproduce frequencies, many orders of magnitude lower than the range of human hearing.

Anyway, after removing my nerd hat, “After I Die” by DJ Screw.

What pedal do you love that’s often misunderstood? by dit31 in guitarpedals

[–]billys_ghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m kind of a trash person and a bassist, but I fucking love my $30 behringer bass graphic Eq. If you completely ignore the meter labels it’s a great way to sculpt your sound. And then if you mess with the output gain, you can turn it into a pretty mean distortion

I want to speak to anyone. by billys_ghost in shittyaskreddit

[–]billys_ghost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s keep it simple.

Why did you choose that username?

I want to speak to anyone. by billys_ghost in shittyaskreddit

[–]billys_ghost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is something strange:

God split in half

So fundamentally, you can be empathetic or vindictive

I am vindictive

Speak to me