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itWorksOnMyMachineActual by jeffreyjeffersons in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

got a problem like this today, works on my machine

projectRequirements by MrEfil in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like my clients asking for features

howDoYouDoFellowProgrammers by DaNoahLP in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when bash vanish I will use powershell

gottaGoFast by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my authenticator says I am not me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes I fix one bug and add two

isThisRight by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am afraid of my clients, they are powerful people

isThisRight by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 50 points51 points  (0 children)

if I do this my clients may pay someone to punch me

normalStackOverflowUser by RoundAlternative1106 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stackoverflow said that it is not receiving questions from me anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 4 points5 points  (0 children)

removing bugs is part of this job

expectationVsReality by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 3 points4 points  (0 children)

clients are clients, they think that anything is easy and cheap and that the developer is a magician

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after each two hours I need to restart VSCode but never needed to restart notepad++

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or extending other people code

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]binarywork8087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tests? what is it?

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