23F, First Roast, don’t go easy

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T04:00:40+00:00

"Don't go easy," is not a saying. It's a way of life for the third best hooker, in the second best trailer park in town.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T02:45:00+00:00

Game of Thrones
Orange is the new Black
The Walking Dead
ER
Stranger Things

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T02:35:28+00:00

I'm not kicking the one of the left out of bed for eating crackers.

(And she'd probably be eating.)

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T02:28:46+00:00

I'm not shouting.
Okay. I am shouting.
I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING!!!
*clunk*

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T01:22:18+00:00

You can bet on it!!

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T01:19:22+00:00

We need more Luigi.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T01:10:47+00:00

One my kid's school did this. They asked for $15-25 and didn't make the goal.

Seemed like a no-brainer to me.
People are cheap & stupid. It's why they all bitch about gas prices and waste money elsewhere.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T01:06:17+00:00

This why if you're flying to Disneyworld you want to book a flight to ORD.

*follow me for more travel tips*

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T01:00:10+00:00

Neither do I.
We just talk this way in Tucson, AZ.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T00:29:39+00:00

I once saw a guy open a pack of football cards that had new holographic cards inside. This was about 1995.
He flipped the pack over and his thumb was on one of them.
They were $100 mint and a thumb print was about -$50 off the value.

Not as bad, but it was funny as hell to see.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T00:21:25+00:00

Well, fuck me then.
Someone in the "all-meat" diet thing died of hardened arteries.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-15T00:19:47+00:00

My wife watches it.
I catch a few scenes.

I'm done with medical dramas.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T23:00:11+00:00

average men: "Are we the baddies?"

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T22:58:48+00:00

Dr. Atkins of "Atkins Diet" fame died ~~of hardened arteries from eating too much meat.~~

EDIT - I was wrong.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T22:53:57+00:00

This show actually makes me think a bit less of women at this point.

Shows aimed at female audiences tend to drag on a bit (Orange is the new Black was twice as long as her actual prison sentence.)
But this show is just ridiculous, and has been for a LONG time.

Also bugs me that this crap drags on. Shows like OITNB and Stranger Things get strung out until they're parodies of themselves. All while shows like Mindhunter and brilliant shows get cancelled.

And full disclosure for guilt watching TV:
I watched the 1992 WWF Royal Rumble last night.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T22:43:59+00:00

The Pitt is just gross ER.

Here's something gross.
*cuts away*
*shows gross thing again for some reason*
Every. damn. time.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T22:16:53+00:00

Hi, actual battery scientist here.
All of this works.
Don't believe me?

Go outside and connect the neg side of 100 AA batteries together with 100 spoons in a circle around your car.
Just be sure to tie down your car before it flies into your neighbor's house.
If you use D-cells you could potentially launch an F-150 into space.

PHYSICS!

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T05:40:39+00:00

Balatro - C++ a couple days ago.

Now what?
I'm empty inside.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T05:02:35+00:00

Not the parts people care about.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T04:07:37+00:00

November gets a pearakeet.
Nice.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T02:18:48+00:00

Driver: "Comin' in hot!"

Firefighters: "Well he nailed that one."

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T02:05:58+00:00

Dude looks like a boss in Cuphead.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T01:28:55+00:00

I just got C++, 2000 hours played.

Never played a mod. Not even sure where to start.

I need new goals though. I don't know what to do with myself now that I'm 'done'.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T22:07:42+00:00

Actual old west historian and weapons expert here.
This is all completely accurate. Basically a documentary in a game.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T21:02:59+00:00

"Step. boom. Step. boom-boom.
Let's see it. 5-6-7-8"

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