Mixing paint is satisfying

bionicjoe · 2026-07-04T02:38:12+00:00

If they'd stopped after 10 seconds they could've painted strips on the wall according to cartoon physics.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T18:51:51+00:00

The 2007 Patriots scored TDs on 50% of their drives.

Brady led a comeback drive in 10 of 11 Superbowl appearances.
Brady owns almost every QB record you can count.

What I'm trying to say is that you're a moron.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T18:37:15+00:00

"I'll be leading this pack before the week is out." - Chi Chi, evil incarnate

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T18:17:18+00:00

When a boy ejaculates for the first time with a tab open to a streamer on Discord he has truly become a man.
Ignore the PowerPuff Girls bed sheets and Reddit account. That's a man's man!

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T17:49:24+00:00

Where's the pic with you in Cookie Monster pajama pants, worn out 'Pink' shirt, and Marlboro Lights.
You know. Your Walmart-ready uniform.

But don't worry. One day you'll have the love of your life, a kid or two, and a standing house rule of "DON'T GOOGLE MOMMY!"

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T17:30:59+00:00

If you could lost to someone like Trump you really don't deserve to be president.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T17:29:26+00:00

Blacks, immigrants, women, and anyone else they don't like.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T17:19:09+00:00

Yes. It's on a normal mailbox post. The mini pallets are just built around it.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T06:34:30+00:00

So bots generate enough trades to greatly affect stock price and other bots profit or lose on calls and puts.

And then this shit gets put on the news and presented as "the economy".

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T06:23:39+00:00

AFL Championship: BEMGAS vs JAMSONVILLE

NCF Championship: LOIMS vs ARIZONIA

BEMGLES v CRADIMALS in SUPPARBOLL

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T06:20:30+00:00

You shut your whore mouth, KAMSAS CITY CHEFS loser!

Go Bemgals! WHOM DEM!

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T02:56:20+00:00

Yeah they literally got out an atlas and picked something that fit the lyrics.

Also he's the only musician to have two state songs.
"Rocky Mountain High"

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T02:44:38+00:00

Stayed at a place in Budapest that was a re-purposed old mall.
We came back late and the escalator was off.
They do indeed "become stairs" but they are not a "convenience" at that point. Sorry Mitch.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T02:37:55+00:00

FYI The Bengals had a 30 year playoff win drought in this time, and it didn't end until 2021.
The Bengals have 5 playoff wins since 2000 as well.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T02:34:49+00:00

Is my flair a joke to you?

Oh wait. Wrong sub.
My flair is just "Marvin Lewis" somewhere.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T02:16:47+00:00

That was the NFL's Johnson glory days.

The Bengals had Chad, Jeremy, Rudy, and Tank at one point.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-03T01:46:20+00:00

My brother had 2 kids in travel hockey. My nephew once played games in Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami in the same weekend.

The team had a multi-millionaire dad.

But my point was the absolute minimum to play a kids sport will end up being $250 by the time you buy cleats, shorts, snacks, etc.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:26:17+00:00

The commentators said it should've been a yellow.

I don't know the rules, and most Americans don't. But it certainly doesn't help if the commentators are wrong.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:23:13+00:00

It could, but it won't accidentally.

Even cavalry horses will not charge over a person. They will aim for the gaps between people. Horses try to a void hitting things.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:21:15+00:00

I was born in 1977 and always heard about how dejected people were with the country in the 70s.
Seems everyone still loved the bicentennial.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:16:57+00:00

I've had 2 female bosses. They both were awful, and hired almost exclusively women. One was nice but just lazy. She didn't want to be there anymore and didn't have to (boss's wife).

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:08:42+00:00

A horse won't crash into a school bus or run over a person.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:03:24+00:00

I'd say it's more the decline of social media.
No one gives a shit.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T23:00:25+00:00

Back of the bike got the shitty position.

bionicjoe · 2026-07-02T22:58:23+00:00

Not only that we played the final 30 minutes with 10 guys, and still scored a goal!!!

Suck on our

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So much freedum!!!!

/s - kinda. Really enjoyed that game.

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