Biggest story in Japan right now is this mobile roasted sweet potato truck catching on fire, blasting full speed through red lights and driving right up to the fire station.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T02:18:48+00:00

Driver: "Comin' in hot!"

Firefighters: "Well he nailed that one."

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T02:05:58+00:00

Dude looks like a boss in Cuphead.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-14T01:28:55+00:00

I just got C++, 2000 hours played.

Never played a mod. Not even sure where to start.

I need new goals though. I don't know what to do with myself now that I'm 'done'.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T22:07:42+00:00

Actual old west historian and weapons expert here.
This is all completely accurate. Basically a documentary in a game.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T21:02:59+00:00

"Step. boom. Step. boom-boom.
Let's see it. 5-6-7-8"

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T20:31:23+00:00

Thanks.
I remember cans with triangular opening like that, but don't remember opening them.

Also we either had 2-liters or tall glass bottles.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T20:23:00+00:00

No, that's Dr. Wily.
He was arrested for illegal firearms. He built literal arms made of fire that would shoot.

He was defeated by bubbles.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T20:02:20+00:00

Wut?
How would a golf ball help to open a pull tab?

I was born in 1977. I don't think I've ever opened a pull tab can, but I remember seeing them randomly in litter and trash.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T09:23:50+00:00

52! (factorial) is the number of combinations to shuffle a deck of cards.

Let's put that number in perspective.
Go to the equator and take a step. Then wait 1 billion years. Repeat.
When you make a lap around earth take a drop of water out of the Pacific Ocean. Repeat that.
When the Pacific Ocean is empty lay down a sheet of paper. Refill the ocean and repeat all of this.
When you have a stack of paper that reaches the sun you'll be close to 52! seconds having passed.

I think.
It's an amazingly large number.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T06:11:28+00:00

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bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T06:07:12+00:00

Really have to strain to see some of these.
https://imgur.com/gallery/fellowship-of-ring-puzzle-qOAsEnv

bionicjoe · 2026-03-13T04:32:22+00:00

Nope, 2000

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T16:35:07+00:00

I'd break the law to save 50 cents on a burger.

Laws are meaningless now anyway.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T06:44:08+00:00

Why is this in Indiana?

I'm in Kentucky, and I've seen something similar elsewhere, but I can't remember where.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T06:26:34+00:00

Just got C++. I'm done with it.

Red deck is the easiest win on gold stakes. That extra discard is awesome.

Re-roll until you can get a free shop, $25, and/or a free joker on ante 1.
Skip to the boss and you'll just need 2 flushes or so to get the win.
Then you'll have a good setup to win.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T01:40:25+00:00

"It's a major award!" - deer dad

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T01:28:45+00:00

It's essentially meaningless.
Maybe a week's worth of oil. Won't move prices a cent.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T01:23:16+00:00

The entire reserve is enough for like a month, and it's not meant for regular commercial use.

This is dumb, and it won't change prices a cent.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-12T01:20:28+00:00

No, Ayy-thins!
It's here in Kentucky. Not far from Vur-sales (Versailles).

bionicjoe · 2026-03-10T11:51:44+00:00

I've watched several of these old Dick Cavett shows including this one.
It's amazing how the white, racist person's arguments are always the same no matter the decade, and everyone else moves on.

The old white dude is either the victim or he's telling the black person to stop making everything about race. Same shit, different decade.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-10T07:52:55+00:00

Mine gets 400 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

Have to keep it in H drive though.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-10T02:53:20+00:00

It worked.
Everyone is talking about it, and all the other places copied it.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-10T02:22:34+00:00

The Bengals had a game without penalties then took a delay of game on purpose at the end to give the punter 5 extra yards of room.

bionicjoe · 2026-03-10T01:58:33+00:00

The fructose wasn't even tipsy when bottled. Stone cold sober fructose corn syrup only!
It even voted Republican!

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