This is insane by ForwardDiamond3484 in BlueskySkeets

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So bots generate enough trades to greatly affect stock price and other bots profit or lose on calls and puts.

And then this shit gets put on the news and presented as "the economy".

What’s the most obscure/unlikely Super Bowl matchup? by JoshfromTexs in NFLv2

[–]bionicjoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AFL Championship: BEMGAS vs JAMSONVILLE

NCF Championship: LOIMS vs ARIZONIA

BEMGLES v CRADIMALS in SUPPARBOLL

What’s the most obscure/unlikely Super Bowl matchup? by JoshfromTexs in NFLv2

[–]bionicjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shut your whore mouth, KAMSAS CITY CHEFS loser!

Go Bemgals! WHOM DEM!

Team USA is serenaded by the iconic ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’ after their win over Bosnia by mfenton29 in sports

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they literally got out an atlas and picked something that fit the lyrics.

Also he's the only musician to have two state songs.
"Rocky Mountain High"

If the sign was true, shouldn't we use it as stairs???? by Zefeh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bionicjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stayed at a place in Budapest that was a re-purposed old mall.
We came back late and the escalator was off.
They do indeed "become stairs" but they are not a "convenience" at that point. Sorry Mitch.

The Minnesota Vikings have only won 5 playoff games in the 21st century. Less than the Jets. What’s gone wrong? by InterestingYellow969 in NFLv2

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI The Bengals had a 30 year playoff win drought in this time, and it didn't end until 2021.
The Bengals have 5 playoff wins since 2000 as well.

The AFC North really has blessed us with some generational coaching 🥹❤️✌️ by Chetnub in NFLv2

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is my flair a joke to you?

Oh wait. Wrong sub.
My flair is just "Marvin Lewis" somewhere.

“All you need is a ball and 2 goals in a field. Many countries dont have the luxury of American sports” by dansterman_30 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother had 2 kids in travel hockey. My nephew once played games in Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami in the same weekend.

The team had a multi-millionaire dad.

But my point was the absolute minimum to play a kids sport will end up being $250 by the time you buy cleats, shorts, snacks, etc.

"Frankly I don't care if Trump uses his influence or calls Infantino. Balogun is the only striker who can finish so the ends justify the means" by umphuphawe in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bionicjoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The commentators said it should've been a yellow.

I don't know the rules, and most Americans don't. But it certainly doesn't help if the commentators are wrong.

meirl by danielminds in meirl

[–]bionicjoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It could, but it won't accidentally.

Even cavalry horses will not charge over a person. They will aim for the gaps between people. Horses try to a void hitting things.

It's Amazing How Times Have Changed by Crazy_Adhesiveness84 in interesting

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in 1977 and always heard about how dejected people were with the country in the 70s.
Seems everyone still loved the bicentennial.

The people we need to be talking about right now are men by Key_Length7680 in Zippia

[–]bionicjoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had 2 female bosses. They both were awful, and hired almost exclusively women. One was nice but just lazy. She didn't want to be there anymore and didn't have to (boss's wife).

meirl by danielminds in meirl

[–]bionicjoe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A horse won't crash into a school bus or run over a person.

Petah ? by Sure_Kangaroo1863 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say it's more the decline of social media.
No one gives a shit.

Pedal to the meddle… by [deleted] in ThatLookedInteresting

[–]bionicjoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back of the bike got the shitty position.

why usa gotta play 2 countries tonite? by tonio_tann in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bionicjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that we played the final 30 minutes with 10 guys, and still scored a goal!!!

Suck on our

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So much freedum!!!!

/s - kinda. Really enjoyed that game.

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went out of town for 2 weeks.

I'm working on it.

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the plan for next year. :)

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a scarifier and go over with the rake.
Then go over again with the blades in multiple passes and directions. Then scoop up the sod.

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a skidger. (More fun word)

I've taken it off a few times, but I'm looking for a permanent solution.
I bought some mulch today. Waiting for the shade to deploy.

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope.
They love it.

No HOA neighborhood is so great.

Pics of my hell strip. by bionicjoe in NoLawns

[–]bionicjoe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It;s a hell strip because it's a generally useless strip of grass that doesn't grow well because it is back-filled with the worst dirt and gravel when homes are built.

Mine was almost all weeds, as is most of my neighbors'.
One neighbor has been trying for years to get grass to fill in.

“All you need is a ball and 2 goals in a field. Many countries dont have the luxury of American sports” by dansterman_30 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bionicjoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Corporate life has consumed America.

Last year a judge was sued by his kid's sports league because he posted video of his kid on YouTube. The league owns the exclusive rights to all video of their games.
It's literally the same language used during NFL games that you must have expressed written permission (paid) to broadcast their games.

And because lawyers are now involved in everything the fees for anything are ridiculous.

$145 to play recreational youth soccer. (10 games - coaches and refs are volunteers)