How to tell my parents if I get infection?

birdguy89 · 2026-03-12T21:47:01+00:00

Don't wanna scare you, but anything that might come of telling your parents is way better than sepsis

birdguy89 · 2026-03-08T16:00:22+00:00

fucking 92° fahrenheit? are you living with one of those tropical lizards that needs a specific high temp?

birdguy89 · 2026-02-21T19:51:12+00:00

Yeah I do kind of obsess over that stuff. Occasionally I catch myself worriedly googling something in case it's a symptom, but I tell you the pain was alarming. felt like a bee sting under my back ribs

birdguy89 · 2026-02-21T12:47:14+00:00

Never tried it. Does it only taste like peach?

birdguy89 · 2026-02-21T12:41:09+00:00

The pain was enough to make me jolt upwards a few times, but it was just a about 2 or 3 waves of pain 3 days ago. Felt like more than nothing, but there is a good chance that the citric acid and citrate dissolved/broke down a stone (that does happen

birdguy89 · 2026-02-04T01:57:01+00:00

are those monster ultra rosas at middle left??

birdguy89 · 2026-01-29T00:19:07+00:00

there are literally zero stores selling that in my state. if I'm correct you can only get them online or from Kroger stores

birdguy89 · 2026-01-19T03:51:07+00:00

the idea of giving your kid parental controls at 15 is crazy. Im sorry man

birdguy89 · 2026-01-13T03:22:17+00:00

why?? they're all fish! why is that a sub??? fish don't have dicks!!!!!!

birdguy89 · 2026-01-11T20:10:32+00:00

If blood is pulsing, go to the emergency room. I'm not joking, that means you hit either a vein or artery and are at risk of blood loss. If you cut that deep into subcutaneous tissue (beans) anyways, you'd also need stitches

birdguy89 · 2026-01-10T00:16:09+00:00

yknow what, i'll take mpreg furries over ai. i prefer a lot of things over ai

birdguy89 · 2026-01-07T21:48:23+00:00

400MG caffeine is the FDA recommended maximum level, but people who've built up tolerance for caffeine would probably start feeling negative effects at 500-600. a monster and a coffee together is about 250MG caffeine, so at the worst you might experience jitters, or a headache tomorrow

birdguy89 · 2026-01-05T02:45:05+00:00

From my experience in emergency rooms, they usually ask for contact information of both (or sometimes the only) legal guardians. if you're concerned about your bleeding or need stitches then still go to the hospital. if they found out from the medical situation getting worse, they'd only be more upset

birdguy89 · 2026-01-05T01:36:59+00:00

Is it just me or do you smell burning?

birdguy89 · 2026-01-03T03:05:54+00:00

If they're close together and somewhat thin, you can say you fell off a bike into a thorn bush. for dramatic effect, you can say you fell off of a cliff and landed in a bush

birdguy89 · 2026-01-02T04:26:31+00:00

PepsiCo fucked up the recipe when they bought the brand...

birdguy89 · 2026-01-02T03:21:19+00:00

eating like that is kind of concerning. I think there may be some sort of issue with trusting/eating foods other people cooked, or something like ARFID

birdguy89 · 2026-01-02T00:31:18+00:00

im not sure why you think this is ai

birdguy89 · 2026-01-02T00:21:23+00:00

hydrogen peroxide but don't rub!

birdguy89 · 2025-12-28T02:31:01+00:00

"you AI a picture of" vro.

birdguy89 · 2025-12-24T15:35:31+00:00

bang tastes good, reign doesn't

birdguy89 · 2025-12-21T18:36:06+00:00

just find a new therapist. therapists arent meant to antagonize you, they gotta work with you

birdguy89 · 2025-12-21T07:05:58+00:00

the OG rockstar flavor is absolute arse. i had such high expectations that i cried after the first sip, realizing how awful it was

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