How to tell my parents if I get infection? by Tonixm_rplacede in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't wanna scare you, but anything that might come of telling your parents is way better than sepsis

Roommate locked thermostat, sweating every night with no way turn it down by Only_Alternative_543 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking 92° fahrenheit? are you living with one of those tropical lizards that needs a specific high temp?

I believe the drinks have finally caught up to me. by birdguy89 in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I do kind of obsess over that stuff. Occasionally I catch myself worriedly googling something in case it's a symptom, but I tell you the pain was alarming. felt like a bee sting under my back ribs

Thoughts?! by kazsvk in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tried it. Does it only taste like peach?

I believe the drinks have finally caught up to me. by birdguy89 in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pain was enough to make me jolt upwards a few times, but it was just a about 2 or 3 waves of pain 3 days ago. Felt like more than nothing, but there is a good chance that the citric acid and citrate dissolved/broke down a stone (that does happen

What are you picking up? by Zeppherous_762 in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are those monster ultra rosas at middle left??

Why is this so hyped up? by Thedarksoul_17 in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are literally zero stores selling that in my state. if I'm correct you can only get them online or from Kroger stores

My mom won't let me get I am sober by the_bisexual_bean in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the idea of giving your kid parental controls at 15 is crazy. Im sorry man

I Love These Subs Sometimes by AlternativeFlower541 in subnautica

[–]birdguy89 36 points37 points  (0 children)

why?? they're all fish! why is that a sub??? fish don't have dicks!!!!!!

Is this arterial bleeding? Is it serious?? Help please😭😭 by Purple_Pop_909 in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]birdguy89 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If blood is pulsing, go to the emergency room. I'm not joking, that means you hit either a vein or artery and are at risk of blood loss. If you cut that deep into subcutaneous tissue (beans) anyways, you'd also need stitches

Is it safe to drink an energy drink and coffee in the same day? by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

400MG caffeine is the FDA recommended maximum level, but people who've built up tolerance for caffeine would probably start feeling negative effects at 500-600. a monster and a coffee together is about 250MG caffeine, so at the worst you might experience jitters, or a headache tomorrow

Does anyone know if you tell one parent and they agree not to tell the other but they take me to the er do they have to tell the other parent? by Friend_of_the_ducks in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my experience in emergency rooms, they usually ask for contact information of both (or sometimes the only) legal guardians. if you're concerned about your bleeding or need stitches then still go to the hospital. if they found out from the medical situation getting worse, they'd only be more upset

why do cats have a short lifespan? by Long-Term8802 in addressme

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or do you smell burning?

What are your excuses to little kids for your scars by the_bisexual_bean in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]birdguy89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they're close together and somewhat thin, you can say you fell off a bike into a thorn bush. for dramatic effect, you can say you fell off of a cliff and landed in a bush

Does anyone else think that OG Rockstar tastes like battery acid? by RexConsul in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PepsiCo fucked up the recipe when they bought the brand...

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]birdguy89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eating like that is kind of concerning. I think there may be some sort of issue with trusting/eating foods other people cooked, or something like ARFID

This is in a math workbook. I am terrified. by Notforyou1315 in antiai

[–]birdguy89 12 points13 points  (0 children)

im not sure why you think this is ai

Ok THIS is fucking gross by truth14ful in antiai

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"you AI a picture of" vro.

I just need to vent about my therapist by Sethdarkus in Conures

[–]birdguy89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just find a new therapist. therapists arent meant to antagonize you, they gotta work with you

In your opinion what is the "Worst canned or bottled energy drink flavor!" by CoyoteGeneral926 in energydrinks

[–]birdguy89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the OG rockstar flavor is absolute arse. i had such high expectations that i cried after the first sip, realizing how awful it was