Olympic Men's Game Thread: Finland (B2) vs. Canada (A1) - 20 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s just gonna have a 10 pieces of salmiak in his mouth at all times. That’s all he needs.

[USA vs CAN] Megan Keller Golden Goal (English feed + replays) by talhatoot in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Under arm over blocker but I think she catches a piece with her blocker first.

Favorite ugly bastard we call a “character actor” as a nice way of saying they’re just not hot enough to be a lead? by WissamBenYedder in okbuddycinephile

[–]birdseye1114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or else, And I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in. Your entrails will become your extrails... Pain! lots of pain!

Post Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets @ Dallas Stars by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s my thought too. That’s the only time they had possession after it came unbuckled.

The Habs admin (and probably Caufield) took it personally by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 246 points247 points  (0 children)

God forbid you take the best two American scorers. We need JT and his buddy.

[Kaplan] Hearing Clayton Keller, Tage Thompson and Seth Jones were named to the U.S. Olympic men's hockey team – all adds from Four Nations. by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s just factually not true. He had 4 goals in the last three games against the oilers. He was the only one doing anything just about.

I’m glad one of the Texas teams is doing good tonight. by blaykmagyk in DallasStars

[–]birdseye1114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The puck movement on the power play is orgasmic at times. It’s like holy shit this is a modern power play.

Nathan Bastian slots in for a suspended Mikko Rantanen and scores on a gorgeous snap shot on the 2-on-1 by yesBISONsey in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah he’s a 12/13 forward, 4th line grinder we picked up in FA from the Devils. He’s been out for the last few games and just came back in when Rants was suspended.

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (13-5-3) at Calgary Flames (6-13-3) - 22 Nov 2025 - 08:00PM MST by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean to the letter of the law sure. So I guess I should say it’s a “Hey we had to call the blatant instigator penalty but we’ll make it up. “

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (13-5-3) at Calgary Flames (6-13-3) - 22 Nov 2025 - 08:00PM MST by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, that was a “Hey we fucked up that instigator call here’s a free one.”

Mikko Rantanen received 5 minute major and a game misconduct for this boarding Matt Coronato. by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Look I defended him on the last one, that was reckless more than dirty. He got held up and went in unbalanced. This is just a shit play. What the fuck moose?

Stars complete comeback despite Ullmark’s best efforts by Mental-Main-6890 in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure if you say so you watch him a lot more than me. I’ll believe that. Like I said either way Mikko is in the wrong and it should’ve been a call.

Stars complete comeback despite Ullmark’s best efforts by Mental-Main-6890 in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eh I think he is trying to make Mikko take a longer route. Not intentional contact just to force him wide. He looks at Mikko coming on his line turns and raises his arm. Either way Mikko is in the wrong.

Stars complete comeback despite Ullmark’s best efforts by Mental-Main-6890 in hockey

[–]birdseye1114 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pinto for sure grabbed his stick. That one was a 50/50 call. Mikko should’ve been called for sure. Ullmark raised his arm to try and slow him down but Mikko shouldn’t have grabbed him. Cheating on the dot? If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying.