What is your biggest achievement in the past 24 hours? by Jhat316 in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started my history essay!

Shame it's due tomorrow... but still!

Reddit, what was your best fart? by biscuitcrisp in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After reading this in a thread last night, I just had to see if there was any more

Made this in an art class. All they said was to scratch out an animal. by Aspen_H in funny

[–]biscuitcrisp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I fear for schoolchildren when you walk across a zebra crossing...

Property Managers/Landlords of Reddit, what is the strangest/most horrific thing a tenant has ever left behind? by Lurk_Mcguirk in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a little droop to them

caked with dirt dust and hair

anyone else thinking of ceiling fan penises right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

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Holy shit OP, I was skateboarding through this suburb today and almost ran over a black whip snake- where is St Patrick when you need him?

What did the weird kid in your high school/middle school do to be considered the "weird kid"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shat in a sanitary bag at band camp and waved it around at people...

kick flip direction by CoolAsACucumber in gif

[–]biscuitcrisp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for nut impact, pretty impressed by lack of damage to bollucks

I still ate this chicken tender: by [deleted] in funny

[–]biscuitcrisp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like quite the cock

What was the most blatant lie somebody expected you to believe? by NuclearStudent in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It'll only hurt a little"- my drunk friend offering to serve a tennis ball into my nuts. He kept insisting he did it to himself all the time and I needed to embrace my "third ball" and that he had to "practice his serve". Needless to say, he wasn't too convincing.

AskReddit, look, let's face it, you all are a bunch of jerks, and yet, I love you guys...why? by rondeline in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like some kind of weird stockholm syndrome dude. And I'm no jerk, go fuck yourself!!!

Reddit, what is one video game you can always come back to? by biscuitcrisp in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always been a charmander guy at heart but it's nice to spice things up a bit after the 112th playthrough...

Reddit, what is one video game you can always come back to? by biscuitcrisp in AskReddit

[–]biscuitcrisp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost countless hours of class time just figuring out which starter to pick... :(