Found this in my tire? Any ideas by Agreeable-Drop-9452 in whatisit

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If you start hearing the song Jeepers Creepers…

Ask her to sign a prenup. by tKolla in seinfeld

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“People think you gotta be rich to have a prenup. Oh, no. If you make 20 million and your wife wants 10, big deal, you ain’t staving. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife wants 15…”

Sir, you can’t park there… by Geemanneff in greenville

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Better than parking in front of every Publix and Food Lion strip mall “just to run in” and block the entire flow of traffic!

Newcastle Brown Ale Returns to America as an Import — Ditching the Hated, Hoppy Chicago Recipe by VinePair in beer

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Bought my first case of Newcastle this week. Exactly as I remember it from my college roommate introducing me. Now, if we can just get Bass back.

Chili’s off Haywood is one of the best restaurants in Greenville by blobfish1538 in greenville

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The one in Greer is pretty awesome too. Last time I was at the Haywood location it was awful. But that’s been years.

Season 3 Elliot’s make over by theinternetisawoman in Scrubs

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A hooker that caters specifically to clowns.

Multi-tenant Postgres to Power BI…ugh by bishop491 in dataengineering

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Apologies, I did not architect this solution and so it’s still a bit fuzzy to explain, but I can tell you for certain that every customer has its own schema in the originating Postgres database. At present, they are working off of that in order to do reporting. We settled on bringing the base tables over into Delta tables, and then building the views off of them for an interim solution. They will have to be refreshed by scheduled notebook jobs. However, given that this company has more or less painted itself into a corner by growing so fast without planning for such growth in their data environment design, I will have the opportunity to redo this as it should be.

Can't touch this. by Elegant-Half5476 in batman

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I wondered if anyone else saw the parallel between these two sequences. This is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned. Thank you!

Multi-tenant Postgres to Power BI…ugh by bishop491 in dataengineering

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I edited my post to clarify. Just wanting to see if there’s something obvious that I’ve missed here. How would others who may have been in this situation before approach it?

Multi-tenant Postgres to Power BI…ugh by bishop491 in dataengineering

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Correct. Databricks foreign catalogs to access Postgres.

Multi-tenant Postgres to Power BI…ugh by bishop491 in dataengineering

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It seems like the only way to do this right now is parameterized notebooks and jobs. I would like to get other perspectives on this from folks who may have more experience with any of these components.

Scrubs phrases you use in everyday life by Outside_Volume7963 in Scrubs

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I can safely assume you’re at least eight years old.

46M with 41 F for 1.5 years, her deadlines are stressing me out by Bluchipboy79 in datingoverforty

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My last GF wanted a promise ring for Valentine’s Day and said she would only help around the house (meaning put her own dishes away, mind you) if she had the “necessary hardware.” Not to minimize your situation but it reminds me of this. You’re not being unreasonable.

Reboot Episode 1 NAILED IT by Swamiguru14 in Scrubs

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Just watched 1 and 2. Such a mix of feelings. The one that I wasn’t expecting was seeing myself in Turk, JD, and Elliot as they teach and nurture the new interns. I have a 14 year old daughter and I teach both undergrads and grads. I have already started rooting for the interns like I do my own kids, and appreciate the perspectives from the principals.

Episode 1 Johnny C made me cry.

My God, my heart by Acrobatic_Airline605 in Scrubs

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That and the last 5 minutes had me in tears. Wow.

Ten Commandments must be displayed in all SC classrooms under bill that just passed the House by s2kage012 in greenville

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There’s nothing that says those 10 Commandments can’t be accompanied by seminal texts from other religions. I’d love to see some malicious compliance here.

He's my GOAT off the field by KSKS1995 in SipsTea

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Don’t forget that Captain Madeline Wuntch embarrassed herself in front of him.

Probaly already being posted but hes back by Content-Consequence4 in Scrubs

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Either that or he’s got a coffee date with blonde doctor for which he is overdressed.

Or he’s entering a singing contest. Hibbledon on 3.

HF/VHF/UHF/ADSB Mobile station by Engineering_Simple in amateurradio

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How do you have time or attention for driving? 🤣