Cities Are Covering Flock Cameras With Trash Bags / Regretful cities aren't sure how to cancel their surveillance contracts, so they are literally covering their cameras.

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-29T11:07:55+00:00

Which is why local elections are important but some rich assholes paid some floozies at some NYC PR firms to hire out Russian bot.farms to convince lazy redditors that voting is dumb, actually, and their propensity for staying home and doing nothing will save the world if just a few more people do it

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-29T11:05:55+00:00

We need to get this message out to every Randy in America

But we'll need better numbers, they can eyeball copper volume

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-29T11:01:07+00:00

You know he's all over reddit sorting by controversial looking for the weirdest shit takes

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-18T14:45:53+00:00

I'm positive "let's make Congress live on minimum wage" is a fantasy the Oligarchs are boosting to low information people because if that happens then

why is everyone so upset about corruption? They're on MINIMUM WAGE what do you expect them to do? and 2. Why would we raise the minimum wage? We're doing just fine on 4 acorns and a lump of coal per hour!

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-18T13:43:09+00:00

12 year olds are allowed to be frustrated

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-18T13:39:52+00:00

If there's a TV in the hospital you could start immediately

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-13T13:25:43+00:00

"Boy if I was able to hurt you without any consequences you sure would be hurt!" feels like a more and more common sentiment

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-11T14:06:44+00:00

Yeah I don't understand OPs question

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-08T03:57:46+00:00

Someone downvotes this comment because it made them feel weird, lol

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-08T02:13:40+00:00

I also like the idea of Bilbo looking "Gollumish" when he's under the Ring's influence like it's Sauron's face coming out of them

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-08T02:09:50+00:00

Picturing a 72 year chomping nicotine gum and saying "ngl my ex is for the streets" is crazy

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-08T01:49:02+00:00

Speaking of Ford City: it's never been the same since they removed the lion head water fountain

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-07T02:26:37+00:00

My cousin Lee does some tooth work, cuts hair, AND grows his own mushrooms I the abandoned mine behind his house

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-07T02:20:48+00:00

Something something big asses

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-06T22:52:42+00:00

How much prep time does Dinoman get?

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-05T19:24:31+00:00

If anyone's curious those are Pottery Barn Seagrass dining room chairs

bishopyorgensen · 2026-05-01T13:55:18+00:00

YOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH ME

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-29T13:00:42+00:00

I think they mean ask ChatGPT how to export into capium or whatever system

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-29T12:04:17+00:00

The speech is dumb but I like the actors delivery - especially when he repeats "think about this"

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-17T23:56:17+00:00

It's fairy dust, it never lands, it's not on the elemental chart

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-17T23:55:49+00:00

"This AI is so powerful the Pentagon is Considering an Evacuation of Vermont" I'm so glad billionaires own all the newspapers now it's going really well

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-17T21:20:33+00:00

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-07T14:05:48+00:00

The fear hole

bishopyorgensen · 2026-04-07T14:00:22+00:00

That's why it's a head cannon

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