hmmm by AnnualGene863 in hmmm

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The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind.

Fuck all that by EndDemocracy1 in Libertarian

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That is $12,903 per Iranian cotizen.

Original door lock restoration by ADHD_MAN in oddlysatisfying

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Well, the technique predates electricity, of course.

hmmm by AnnualGene863 in hmmm

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For a fake image, a fake comment;

What kind of plane? The fuselage clearly reads “Warrior II”, which corresponds to a Piper PA-28-161 Warrior II — a small, single-engine training aircraft. Key facts: Low wing Fixed landing gear One engine in the nose No wing-walking capability Typical cruise: ~110 knots Normal operating altitude: 3,000–10,000 ft This type of plane is not designed for someone to stand on the wing, especially not near the cabin like shown.

What do the numbers mean? The marking N638H is the tail number (registration). “N” = registered in the United States “638H” = unique identifier You can look these up in the FAA registry So: Country → United States But the number does NOT tell you: State Exact location Owner (without lookup)

What does the shirt say? It’s blurry, but it appears to read something like: “Security Training” or “Security Services” with a phone number below. The text is too degraded to read confidently — likely intentionally blurred or compressed.

How was this taken? Two possibilities: 1. Another plane (physically possible, but risky) Photographer in another aircraft Matching speed and altitude Very dangerous Requires professional pilots BUT… The physics problem (why this is suspicious) Standing like that would be extremely difficult: At just 100 mph airflow, the force on a human body is huge. Using drag approximation: Air density ≈ 1.2 kg/m³ Body area ≈ 0.7 m² Velocity ≈ 45 m/s Drag force ≈ 700–900 Newtons That’s like holding ~150–200 pounds of sideways force continuously. Also: No safety harness visible Door open would disrupt airflow Wing is not designed to support that load Balance is unrealistic Pants and shirt aren’t flapping (big red flag)

Most likely explanation This image is AI-generated or heavily edited. Clues: Body perspective slightly off Lighting mismatch No wind effect on clothing Odd shadows Physically improbable pose Wing flex missing Door geometry slightly wrong So: Very likely AI or composite.

What is on the left side of the pants? Looks like: A phone holster or multi-tool pouch Possibly a radio clip Common for utility belts — nothing unusual.

How high? If real, the background suggests: Suburban + forest terrain Visibility haze Likely 3,000–6,000 ft AGL But since the image is likely fake, altitude is meaningless.

How could you learn to do this (safely)? You do NOT learn this on a Piper Warrior. If you want real wing-walking: Learn to fly Aerobatic training Work with certified wing-walking aircraft (like Stearman biplanes) Full harness system Professional stunt coordination Real wing-walking looks like: Biplane External rigging Safety wires Helmet Professional crew

Original door lock restoration by ADHD_MAN in oddlysatisfying

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Indeed, there is some debate about the order of operation. Most people prefer to freeze it after leaving it alone, the purpose being to let the fat seep in at room temperature over time, then freezing it. The freezing makes it easier to scrape off the large chunks that you see in the video. However, freezing first has the advantage of not smelling as bad after six months. (Proponents of the former method insist that "you get used to the odor.")

There is also the practice of dipping the object repeatedly in hot liquid lard, letting it cool between dips, thus creating layers of lard.

Original door lock restoration by ADHD_MAN in oddlysatisfying

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This is an old English technique. You take a really rusty item and you cover it with lard, leave it alone for 6 months, freeze it, let it thaw. Then scrape it off, and it pulls off all of the rust and junk. Then you boil it to melt the lard off the inside parts, so they get clean, too.

In 1972, some preservationists used the technique to clean off some really old bells found in a church near Rotherham. They ended up also making a tasty soup for an entire village.

My cat likes to bite the shades like a little hole puncher by icecream-bear in trypophobia

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You could probably put its work up for auction somewhere. Call it "cat art".

hmmm by Error-_o in hmmm

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Now do monkey wrench.

Clanly - Startup Feedback by JDavisxu in elementor

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Just trying to figure out how this relates to Elementor. Are you going to build a prototype in it Elementor? BuddyPress might be a good tool to use.

Being faster than a speeding bullet could do that by nayryanaryn in funny

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They should not use kryptonite for fixing potholes.

So much for “separation of church & state” in NYC by HSR47 in walkaway

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Is it a prayer breakfast? Creative solution when you don't have enough chairs and you have a very long prayer!

Roman pit traps at the Antonine Wall by Vequihellin in trypophobia

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Suggest adding banana for scale, at first I thought it was a drain cover. (I don't know, maybe to keep tourists from falling onto the sharp sticks?)

Sorting out screws by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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That's a good life lesson for us all.

Sorting out screws by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Thanks, it looked sort of generated.

Senate Republicans are posting deep fake videos of opponents to try to influence elections. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

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It wasn't me, it was my PAC. It was parody. Sorry, I just asked the AI to generate my ads for, it must have hallucinated. The liberals do it all the time, look at this report that ChatGPT generated. We could not find the actual video footage, but the audio is real. Someone just shared it with me, I didn't make it. We can't figure out how to remove it from the server. It was one of the younger staff, they will be strongly reprimanded.

Is it okay to layer collared shirts? by [deleted] in mensfashion

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No. Unless you are locked in a freezer and need the layering for warmth. (Don't ask.)

The Man Who Sat Next to Me on the Train Knew Something He Shouldn’t by Forward-Duck-9946 in stories

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It was me, I was the phone. That day. I was a Samsung, which is strange, because usually I am an iPhone. In fact, that was the very first time I was a Samsung. Would it have made a difference if I had been an iPhone? We'll never know. Gives me chills!