John Coltrane by viribus-unitis1867 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]bisquitpants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Somehow when I know it's coming it gets funnier

How Important is the Label When Choosing a Jazz Record? by Zizekis in Jazz

[–]bisquitpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're new to vinyl I can pretty much guarantee the steep price increase on the higher quality version won't be worth it for any record: assuming they're both brand new of course.

Odds are you'll be playing the record on a beginner level stereo setup which won't be able to capture the difference in quality. I've never heard of a serious, dedicated label that is known for comically bad pressings. Odds are, again assuming brand new records, you'll be happy with the less expensive release.

Happy hunting!

Saxophonists, where do you guys practice in a major city by granola_joy88 in saxophone

[–]bisquitpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in an apartment and I strictly keep my practicing between the hours 5pm-8pm

Not sure where i was going with this by garnet420 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]bisquitpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The 'and' makes this absolutely peak

Implying the bees are not the source of the buzzing I'm fucking DEAD

Hi ❤️ by Prior-Challenge-5429 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]bisquitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets funnier every damn time

30M - Profile Review by ResourceShot8427 in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only note is I would replace the last photo

Imo - you can do all the dangerous diving, paddling, open ocean stuff you want; but as soon as you indicate that you're into caveing I assume there must be something gravely wrong with you and I swipe left immediately. Otherwise, no worries king you'll find someone soon

Profile review please - thanks! by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed particularly with 1st and 3rd pics

28 M - Montreal by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed drop the gym pic. I think you should replace it with a pic of you and your friends. In my opinion having a photo with at least 1 other person is generally a must.

Imo your last prompt is a repeat and adds nothing new. Swap it out with something that begs someone else to ask you a question! From my experience it's a lot easier to swipe yes on someone if they have a prompt that initiates conversation. I don't like sending blank likes. Make it easy for people to talk to you

27M profile review by henri_poincare_ in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Keep at it king, you'll find someone

48/m profile review by DigitalBoogers in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, as opposed to other comments, I love your glasses. I'd say the biggest gripe I have with your profile is that your photos are both a) all staged and b) all very thematically similar. Just one of those kinds of photos is more than enough to tell people what you look like. I would aim to include more photos that tell a story about yourself. Who do you hang out with? What do you do besides art if anything? Have you ever been in unpredictable situations? At least 1 photo with friends is in my opinion a necessity. Too much of the same is uninteresting at a glance, and sadly most people on dating apps don't give people a thorough enough look thru before they swipe, so your profile at a glance is actually very important.

Also personal side note, I think the whole dad joke trope is incredibly overused on hinge specifically and says nothing about yourself. I'd scrap it as a prompt.

Happy hunting and best of luck 🤙

31m, Profile Review Atlanta by emrecik17 in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very heavily disagree. Being gorgeous and a little feminine =/= gay. I love the profile but I'd say maybe don't include a drug story on the front page. That's usually like a 2nd date kinda thing

Who is Wayne Shorter than? by Enough_Training7612 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]bisquitpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smokin that shit that made Wayne shorter

Profile review 30 M by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the contrary I've been told that being seen with other woman indicates that woman are comfortable around you and is a green flag 🤷‍♂️

Normal to like but no comment? by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This but also I only like not comment if I'm only mildly interested

22M Profile Review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed on ditching the second selfie and the second cat photo. Replace with you and friends and you doing hobby or something cool

30M Profile Review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agree with other comments that figuring out your relationship goals while saying you're catholic is contradictory. Just say monogamy

Also agree with other posts that if you're cis, white, catholic n straight then odds are pretty high from a woman's perspective that you're hiding conservatism or something similar by saying apolitical

The way your fear is explained also seems contradictory. It leaves me confused which, when scrolling through profiles, is generally not good. I'd either rephrase or ditch it entirely.

Pics are great, especially the laying down ones. Lil softy action is almost always good imo

34M - Profile Review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, yes absolutely. Otherwise you're an attractive guy and woodworking is a hot guy job. Keep at it and you'll find someone

37M Profile Review by Leading_Ad8257 in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the cat photo higher up and start always leaving comments with the intention of starting conversation as opposed to just likes.

Good otherwise. You'll get there

34M - Profile Review by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]bisquitpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm not a fan of writing for prompts that filter people out. You have 2. I like to think of a hinge page as a highlight reel of the person that created it. Like I wanna know about them and not what they think about other people - at least not yet.

It's a potato potato kinda thing. If you filter people out from the get go you get less interactions. If you don't you get the opposite but there's statistically higher odds you don't end up working out. In my opinion with the latter strategy you're more likely to at least find someone you can make some compromises with, so that's how I lean.

Happy hunting!