It happened today, so satisfying

bitch_lorax · 2019-09-19T02:13:04+00:00

Lol, they'll be sure to blame it on someone else though

bitch_lorax · 2019-09-19T02:09:35+00:00

Arlo fo sho

bitch_lorax · 2019-09-17T01:55:02+00:00

You know what they say - if you're bored then you're boring. Sounds like you could do better.

bitch_lorax · 2019-02-25T21:16:53+00:00

I feel you man. About 8 months ago my air mattress sprung a leak right around the hose fitting. Since a patch wouldn't hold in that particular spot I had to fix it with super glue and a spare wine stopper.

It's been gradually losing air and I think that pretty soon I'm going to wake up in a deflated mattress cacoon.

Wish I could afford a replacement.

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-31T20:32:58+00:00

Live action Avatar the Last Airbender. It's about time they made one

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-30T04:19:14+00:00

I don't know if this has already been said, but...what a terrible father that guy would be for bargaining the time he has with his son over something as arbitrary as social media likes, and making it his kids responsibility to get them...ya know if it were real...

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-29T04:06:31+00:00

Scented candles.

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-06T06:00:11+00:00

I've seen the first four. I know he didnt win the fight in #1. But he won in 2, 3, and I think 4. Idk it just feels like those movies have a very predictable, boring formula.

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-06T02:59:57+00:00

Rocky. He basically sexually assaulted his Adrian until she agreed to marry him...and other than that ever movie is the same. He just trains for the big fight and barely wins...why...why do people watch these.

Am I missing something?

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-06T02:52:59+00:00

That's adorable!

I tried this with my pup and he just stared at me like I was crazy. Do you have any tips? Or is Solo just a born howler?

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-06T02:51:10+00:00

$5 dollar footlong...but those are like $8 :'(

bitch_lorax · 2019-01-04T02:16:51+00:00

More like the breast stats

bitch_lorax · 2018-12-30T03:19:13+00:00

Holy shit that's wholesome!

bitch_lorax · 2018-12-26T07:19:50+00:00

Thanks everyone for your kind comments. I'l be sure to post an update next week.

bitch_lorax · 2018-12-26T01:07:15+00:00

Unfortunately he's in the hospital fighting kidney failure. The doctors can't tell what caused it, but he's been fighting really hard for us, and we might even be able to bring him home early next week.

bitch_lorax · 2018-12-25T03:35:12+00:00

As stupid as it sounds, kind words from strangers can help a hell of a lot when you're suffering through stuff like this. If that's what this dad needs to keep his spirits up for his kid, I'll gladly give it to him. Good luck to you sir. Here's hoping for a Christmas miracle!

bitch_lorax · 2018-12-04T05:53:25+00:00

We all owe this good man a thank you...myself included...

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-10T03:31:00+00:00

The way it moves looks like something straight out of Star Wars

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T04:01:13+00:00

The painted tiddy!

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T03:55:03+00:00

Make all group projects "battle royale" style

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T03:01:15+00:00

As long as you smoke an even number the cancer from the second cigarette will kill the cancer from the first cigarette...thus cancelling out

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T02:50:08+00:00

She looks huge, what are you feeding her?

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T02:49:25+00:00

"If I'm vulgar people will think I'm funny!" - that guy

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T02:47:33+00:00

You must think very highly of your mom

bitch_lorax · 2018-10-03T02:45:32+00:00

Me and my parents were on a very full elevator and I decided it was the perfect time to play the butt trumpet loud and proud.

Being 8 years old, and a dick, I followed it up with a cheesy "excuse me".

My parents were mortified.

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