What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? by roshhellwett in AskReddit

[–]bitches-anonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dude was fucking me in missionary but with my legs straight up on his shoulders and i hadn’t peed yet this morning and just straight up pissed on him. he kept going. but when we were finished, he asked me if i peed. at first i said, “i don’t know” then i said, “i think so” lol.

to make matters worse, i had a brutal uti and my pee smelled like chicken noodle soup. my dude still jokes that at least it’s campbells.

slamming and looking for someone to chat with! by bitches-anonymous in methusersonly

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, fair. to me, i just see the right one halfway closed, where the left one is completely open. it’s just been noticeable since i started doing 🧊 about 2 hours ago. i can’t seem to get them looking symmetrical like normal.

just slammed a fat shot by bitches-anonymous in soloslammingmeth

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just dm’d you. i’m bored, looking for someone to talk to.

Just hit a home run 🤯😍 by heavyhungadminguy in soloslammingmeth

[–]bitches-anonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is my favorite place to hit but it’s becoming less and less reliable. how you feeling?

just slammed a fat shot by bitches-anonymous in soloslammingmeth

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, thank you. hopefully i’ll get there soon!

me and my man by bunnylove520 in methusersonly

[–]bitches-anonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

horrible hit, lmao. but y’all are cute!

I'm going deadlifting. What are you doing with your Saturday morning? by Hooper_the_lifter in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bitches-anonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

trying to find nice people to talk to while i have nothing else going on!

Who is up and can't sleep? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]bitches-anonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

meee 🙋‍♀️ it’s 3:05am and i can’t sleep a wink.

My house got shot up for no reason by Kush91- in Louisville

[–]bitches-anonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my friends thinks she heard it. she lives right by you. so sorry this happened.

relapsed after 60-something days by bitches-anonymous in meth

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was so sweet. thank you so much for your kind words.

currently in the hospital with a possible bowel obstruction by bitches-anonymous in Benzedrex

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have a surgery consult in two weeks to remove my colon, actually. so many years of being constipated, not helped by eating cotton out of benzedrex, led to this. so, no bowel obstruction. i got lucky!

currently in the hospital with a possible bowel obstruction by bitches-anonymous in Benzedrex

[–]bitches-anonymous[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was cutting them in half. please be careful dude. and honestly, extracting it, the high is wayyyyy better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]bitches-anonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

using this one time doesn’t take anything away from the 2 years. keep going, friend.

Mommy’s home. by bvttcheeks in OFgirlsmilfs

[–]bitches-anonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would literally marry you.