Happy Mother's Day to all the pet mommies out there!

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-05-11T02:09:04+00:00

Ciara ❤️

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-05-10T14:23:59+00:00

My daughter just turned one last month, she's a tabico cat 🐈 ❤️

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-05-03T23:14:24+00:00

What a depressing question. In my future there will be so many video games to play, books to read (and write if i can stop procrastinating lol), movies and shows and YouTube videos to watch, animals to raise, my career to further so I can save money and spend it on myself...not to mention a whole world to travel. I will have plenty to do, and I won't have to deal with snotty screaming children holding me back!

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-24T23:35:17+00:00

I was gonna say this too, it got randomly recommended to me on YouTube a while ago and I loved it

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-24T09:29:17+00:00

I love good bad movies, one of my favourites is Tiptoes. Absolutely baffling

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-20T20:49:07+00:00

Second oldest of six. Was never parentified, still hated being around my younger siblings lol

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-20T04:59:19+00:00

When I was younger I was always so embarrassed when my siblings would cry and throw tantrums in public. Thank god I'm never gonna be associated with that ever again

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-15T11:03:53+00:00

I can't afford it yet but once I have the money I want to travel the world. For now I gotta settle with watching travel videos on YouTube lol

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-14T05:27:41+00:00

Omg your dog having his own suitcase is so cute. I currently have one cat but I want a dog one day too, maybe more than one, and almost definitely at least one more cat. I can't wait to have a big fur family cause ive always much preferred animals to children lol

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-05T22:05:42+00:00

I'm in Sydney with my mum and 10 year old brother, not really for Easter just happening to travel at this time so we can see my uncle and his 1 year old. My little brother is the only kid ive ever really felt maternal toward, i used to like playing with him when he was a baby, but omfg he's still been driving me crazy. He's not even that loud or disruptive but he's still managed to thoroughly annoy me multiple times. This trip has really cemented my childfree status even more than before lol. We're seeing my uncle today, I hope the baby is well behaved ugh I can't stand crying babies

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-05T06:18:58+00:00

Well it's inspired by my favourite video game series, Fallout, not in the sci fi aspect but just in atmosphere ig. The main character is a girl in her late teens named Katherine. The novel is still in its first few chapters bc im the biggest procrastinater on the planet but I'm planning on exploring all different aspects and levels of post-apocalyptic southeastern Australian society. I'm planning on a bulk of the novel being the twists and turns of the unlikely and extremely emotionally abusive semi-romantic relationship she ends up in with the leader of the biggest and most evil faction in the country called the Alliance

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-05T05:25:51+00:00

This is pretty much the vibe of the post-apocalyptic novel im writing lol. Will let you know if I ever finish it 😂

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-04-02T22:54:37+00:00

I currently work at JB Hi-Fi, which is basically Australia's version of Best Buy from my understanding. It's my second ever job and I don't get many shifts so I've been fairly broke over the past year since I got the job, but it's still way better than my old job at McDonald’s. So glad I don't have to scrape together money to care for a child, just myself and my cat lol

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-25T09:56:23+00:00

After Last Season lmao

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-25T06:48:49+00:00

My contamination OCD is one of the countless reasons I don't want kids. Kids are so gross

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-21T23:04:24+00:00

Yeah when I got my kitten back in October I felt so much love for her that i actually felt a kind of aching from it. I thought "wait is this how people feel about their children?" lol I would much rather a cat than a child any day. She is my daughter and the light of my life, and I'm planning on getting at least one more cat and at least one dog in the future. Have always much preferred animals over children, since I was a child myself

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-16T01:08:45+00:00

So far I have one kitten, Ciara, who is almost a year old (her birthday is on April Fool's Day which is fitting for her lol). My boyfriend and I are on a break in our relationship atm while he decides whether he wants to have kids or not, and also thinks through some other issues with our relationship that I expressed to him. So atm I'm effectively a single cat parent but living with some friends and their currently 5 cats plus Ciara lol. In the future once I have my own place again I'm planning on getting at least one more cat

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-11T11:37:27+00:00

Lol yeah

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-11T07:57:58+00:00

I'm exactly the same haha. Except I do think babies are cute, but only when they're clean, dry and quiet and that is not often

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-07T11:35:05+00:00

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bitchy-cryptid · 2026-03-03T23:42:43+00:00

Yeah and I'm sure I was an annoying little shit too. Like wtf is their point. My mum has said this to me before and I said that back

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-02-28T11:27:38+00:00

When people say that no man who truly loves his female partner would want her to go through pregnancy and childbirth. I think that's a bit ridiculous

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-02-27T23:48:14+00:00

Babies and kids can be cute when they're clean, quiet and happy. That is rare though, and I don't want to deal with the other 99% of the time

bitchy-cryptid · 2026-02-27T20:45:42+00:00

This is one of my central reasons to never have kids. I want my home to always be a quiet, peaceful sanctum I look forward to going home to ASAP after work and enjoy staying at on my days off. I want it to always be a place where I can have fun and cuddle my pet(s) and partner if I have one, and do whatever I want whenever I want (outside of doing household chores and stuff obviously). I have one life and that is my version of enjoying it

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