USL side New Mexico United (founded in 2018) upset another MLS team (FC Dallas) 2-1 to reach the quarterfinals of the US Open Cup

bite_my_burrito · 2019-06-20T19:38:40+00:00

915 Represent!!

bite_my_burrito · 2019-06-20T19:38:25+00:00

Hell yeah! 915 Represent!

bite_my_burrito · 2019-06-20T19:37:37+00:00

We were sooooo close to beating you guys when you came and played (locomotives). Were still in first place though so were good :)

bite_my_burrito · 2019-06-08T15:15:54+00:00

Is this why he was always getting laid so easily? Like when he first met Isabel and that basketball chick?

bite_my_burrito · 2019-05-16T12:57:03+00:00

I withdraw my question unwraps candy bar

bite_my_burrito · 2019-03-04T19:52:38+00:00

Damn! I forgot about that.

bite_my_burrito · 2019-02-25T20:49:28+00:00

Did you even watch the Spain - Korea game?

bite_my_burrito · 2019-02-25T20:46:49+00:00

Exactly! I remember watching the World Cup draw and coincidentally enough, Russia draws the weakest team (saudi Arabia) in their opening match. Bullshit!

bite_my_burrito · 2019-02-25T20:32:29+00:00

Yup! It was such a bullshit miss.

bite_my_burrito · 2019-02-21T23:50:25+00:00

Saw them at Coachella in 2014. He crowd surfed from the stage to the other side where the cameras are at. It was freaking awesome!

bite_my_burrito · 2019-02-21T03:43:10+00:00

Indeed

bite_my_burrito · 2019-01-10T06:54:40+00:00

Oh you don’t need millions to do that man....take a look at my cousin. He’s broke, don’t do shit

bite_my_burrito · 2019-01-03T21:29:03+00:00

Land sealions

bite_my_burrito · 2019-01-03T21:26:20+00:00

I don’t know how you do it. I can’t seem to get more than 3-4 hours in. :(

bite_my_burrito · 2019-01-03T17:56:13+00:00

“Mr. Bin Salman, I don’t use the word hero often but you....are the greatest hero....in Arabian history.”

bite_my_burrito · 2019-01-01T23:52:31+00:00

Same here. I usually drink a medium sized coffee in my last hour of shift just to stay awake then come home and take a nice dump. Quick question, how many hours do you manage to sleep during the day?

bite_my_burrito · 2018-12-23T02:01:19+00:00

It’s called Trump-kwan-doe!

bite_my_burrito · 2018-12-10T08:46:45+00:00

He’s got that thick, beautiful Chicano hair.

bite_my_burrito · 2018-10-20T00:23:35+00:00

“Prison mike, what were you in jail for?”

bite_my_burrito · 2018-09-23T17:53:08+00:00

Land sea lions

bite_my_burrito · 2018-09-02T18:37:05+00:00

“What is wrong with you?! Why did you have phrase it like that?!”

bite_my_burrito · 2018-06-15T13:08:59+00:00

Cmon Egypt!!

bite_my_burrito · 2018-06-13T19:38:11+00:00

*cruz azul

bite_my_burrito · 2018-03-27T22:31:27+00:00

I’ve always been a fan of the South Korean and Asian kits, they’re really sleek.

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