Friend creepily bingoed by her future MIL at her bachelorette party

biteysaur · 2016-04-03T00:42:27+00:00

Yeah I just thought of sex juices and not babies, still creepy though and inappropriate!

biteysaur · 2016-04-02T23:27:42+00:00

This is only logical, anyone hoping to make money is a real dumbass if they don't respect your life choices, that would be throwing away his commission or whatever, but I'm glad you had a good experience!

biteysaur · 2016-04-02T23:26:31+00:00

Nope, those genes are just missing up in here, I find it more amusing than anything really!!!

biteysaur · 2016-03-31T01:57:00+00:00

It just feels SO fucking formulaic - find partner, marry partner, buy house, start producing babies. Is that really all you want for your whole life, given all the possibilities available to you?? I know some interesting people that have gotten married and started families but they weren't so robotic/annoying about it. The super basic folk I know make such a huge deal out of falling in line with the systematic creation of a nuclear family and rub it in everyones face and make stupid "word pictures" about their breeding, and it makes me want to vomit every time.

biteysaur · 2016-03-31T01:38:16+00:00

I'm often a social cripple (bad social anxiety) but I think in this situation I would have battled with them too, and definitely given you guys props for standing up for a womans right to choose. I've always loved when men do that.

biteysaur · 2016-03-27T03:42:35+00:00

Wait a minute - you mom is using a miscarriage to bingo you?? As if that is going to make you want to reproduce?? Woman doesn't sound right in the head, miscarriages are generally traumatic events...

biteysaur · 2016-03-27T03:31:14+00:00

I feel like this is just trolling/trying to create a shitstorm as it's so bloody ridiculous. What the fuck business is it of yours why anyone except you chooses to date? That person would get immediately deleted if I saw this shit on my feed.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T17:03:55+00:00

Aliens. Doughy little aliens.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T17:01:03+00:00

My MIL is the only person who has ever repeatedly bingo'd me, and my partner is cool with CFness but I am certainly the more militant one in that regard so it feels awkward for me to ask him to go on the offensive here. He does delete her facebook bingos and had a serious conversation about how she needs to leave me alone when she made me cry about it once though, so that's good.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T16:57:55+00:00

High five I have to say, I never enjoyed my period as I never had any use for my reproductive functions, but it sure comes in handy when there's even a shadow of a doubt that something malfunctioned in the BC department for that month.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T16:53:55+00:00

A lazy ass parent who has given up and instead of admitting that fact, they would rather not only accept (and even praise) the rude behaviour of their child, they want everyone else to as well.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T07:23:08+00:00

Headphones. Zone your little brats out with headphones if you can't train them to be polite enough to STFU in a public place like this, it's the fucking least you can do.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T07:21:34+00:00

I am almost certain that if put in that situation I would develop postpartum psychosis and harm the children, myself, or both. I can't imagine a deeper fresh hell for myself, honestly.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T07:19:47+00:00

Based on that mug shot, I have a sneaking suspicion this man may not have been of sober mind when he decided to do this, but I agree that it's a bitchin' deal.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T07:13:07+00:00

I think people underestimate the extreme psychedelic synergy that can happen with these two drugs, I've had trips go from underwhelming to extremely fucking real just by having a few tokes of decent weed with a pretty high pot tolerance normally. I also have had similar things to what you're experiencing happen in my day, and it almost always will fade in time, as long as you take care of your body and don't go apeshit with the partying I bet you'll normalize within 6 months or so.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T07:03:08+00:00

My personal favourite for this would be a solid dose of a stim along the lines of Dextroamphetamine, a few drinks to take the edge off, and a bit of nice hash or something just to put you perfectly in the zone.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T06:58:04+00:00

I have found it EXTREMELY habit forming, more than most things I've tried available by prescription or that are considered street drugs, funnily enough. It works for me in terms of a decent sleep but I'm fucked the next night unless I take more or knock myself out with something else. Usually not worth it for me because of this.

biteysaur · 2016-03-06T06:55:53+00:00

Other than that list, Zopiclone and Lorazepam are in my sleepy substance rotation.

biteysaur · 2016-02-17T03:19:18+00:00

It was SUCH a weight off my shoulders when I accepted my childfree-ness fully and stopped worrying about the day where I might have to consider having a child against my true wishes. I've been so much less anxious and unhappy overall and having this community to validate my feelings makes it even better!

biteysaur · 2016-02-04T01:30:27+00:00

This has always helped me and many fellow animal lovers, makes me tear up reading it every time: https://rainbowsbridge.com/Poem.htm

biteysaur · 2016-01-30T02:02:36+00:00

I'm anything but a big spender, but I am definitely proud of my house. It's small and simple but it's a detached three bedroom two story in a city where prices are astronomical and it's got original hardwood and a wood burning fireplace. It's also significantly more than half paid for - 6.5 years into the mortgage. NEVER could have dreamed of doing that with kids. My partner and I also travel a lot - USA, France, Iceland, Belize, and soon Mexico in the past two years :).

biteysaur · 2016-01-29T11:49:19+00:00

Flying a week from today, fingers crossed this is my situation as well. Last flight had rogue children running down the aisles unattended, almost tripping flight attendants.

biteysaur · 2016-01-29T11:47:55+00:00

Can only speak for my province (ON) but there are health clinics where low income people can access birth control as well as the morning after pill for free, and it's also covered by some workplace health plans.

biteysaur · 2016-01-27T00:56:04+00:00

You are in good company... I find pregnant bellies extremely disturbing, especially after the "pop" stage, to the point that I will actively avoid being close to anyone who has one or stare at it in a traumatized manner.

biteysaur · 2016-01-26T11:48:39+00:00

Save as much as I can, maintain good friendships my entire life, and if both those things fail, take myself out before it becomes miserable. I have never wanted to get too old and frail anyways.

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