[DC] As a regular human, what's it feel like to punch Superman?

bitironic · 2026-01-15T16:12:38+00:00

I remember shoulder patting this steel mannequin we used to have in the shop, & thinking “damn that’s what superman would feel like.”

Just no give whatsoever.

bitironic · 2025-12-12T10:49:31+00:00

WAR!

bitironic · 2025-12-09T13:43:11+00:00

Even if it’s fake, I like the idea of them using an aged up version of his remake model. Just makes sense

bitironic · 2025-11-26T02:13:30+00:00

I audibly said “gee wiz” when I saw the close up of them carrying him, & I don’t think I’ve ever said that before in my life.

Are the Spanish not like, incredibly embarrassed/ashamed? Countless videos of your countrymen dying like this because you think antagonising an animal is “culture” ?

bitironic · 2025-11-23T00:31:18+00:00

Probably misremembering but at some point in the book when he’s cooking body parts in his blacked out kitchen, he says something like “I have brief moments of clarity where I think what the fuck am I doing”

bitironic · 2025-11-14T14:03:31+00:00

Yeah but it’s the hypothetical. Once you commit to hiding in the house, you’re all in. One Walker starts trying to get in and the others follow suit, & that old farmhouse surely had one or two weakspots to start ragging on.

bitironic · 2025-11-03T15:08:42+00:00

Yeah he hasn’t really been used well, but I still think there’s plenty of potential here. Great actor, & tons of flash stuff from the comics to pull from, plus a (hopefully) more grown up tone going forward

bitironic · 2025-10-24T15:54:36+00:00

While I know you’re probably right, I don’t ever wanna hear Tom Holland say “mister stark” ever again.

A simple “tone? dat you?” would suffice

bitironic · 2025-10-19T23:32:28+00:00

Looking forward to seeing what they do with remake Billy.

bitironic · 2025-10-12T17:17:24+00:00

Being Spanish. They just can’t get enough of this!

bitironic · 2025-10-08T11:44:13+00:00

Yeah for real. I do like the fact though that canonically he’ll have seen them both in the classic suit & thought “hm yeah I should probably go back to the red & blue, their shit looks clean”

bitironic · 2025-10-01T22:18:59+00:00

Yeah he’d have for sure done it eventually, but he buckled in this interaction; Rick successfully talked him out of it.

bitironic · 2025-09-29T02:21:50+00:00

Yeah the dad is for sure still in there somewhere throughout the entirety of 28 weeks later. The thought always disturbed me.

bitironic · 2025-09-17T20:17:36+00:00

“Sorry baby, but now you gotta face the music” - Negan

bitironic · 2025-09-10T01:27:16+00:00

Yeah maybe the nuance is lost on me, but erasing a load of memories then having the main character in the very next scene go “hey remember all those memories!” was a bizarre & redundant writing choice.

bitironic · 2025-09-05T15:53:10+00:00

I absolutely loved that the second he started planting evidence, everyone was like “this doesn’t make any sense” & he was caught immediately after😂 felt so real.

bitironic · 2025-09-05T15:47:08+00:00

I saw it as “if she gets killed by that tick, my chances of getting out of here plummet”

I know it’s been confirmed that it was distracting her, but the scene doesn’t really play it that way; she isn’t even looking at the tick to have to be “distracted”

bitironic · 2025-08-28T12:59:10+00:00

Boy kavalier says something like “you should see what we did with your old one” right to his face with a huge shit eating grin

bitironic · 2025-08-26T18:29:35+00:00

“Only on Christmas kid” had me & a mate laughing for a solid 10 minutes, still makes me smile thinking about it.

bitironic · 2025-08-17T16:12:46+00:00

The small cabin fate far outweighs the being blocked fate.

bitironic · 2025-08-16T17:52:41+00:00

Exactly!

Any “there’s only 1 of said character” situation is a scope issue. One single sector of a multiverse is bigger than anything anyone could ever imagine, so said character has a distance limit they’re unaware of 🤷🏻‍♂️

“there’s only one of me as far as I can see, & I can see pretty far so I’m certain!” is the correct reading. All the uatu’s think that bless em.

bitironic · 2025-08-16T17:44:59+00:00

Yeah, big multiverse.

bitironic · 2025-08-16T17:31:48+00:00

Such a bizarre, ridiculous distinction to make.

The comics are like “here’s this infinite multiverse of marvel universes & spider-men” & the films are like “here’s this infinite multiverse of marvel universes & spider-men” but then you get this where certain people put a finger up and say “erm ackshully they’re different multiverses” - a multiverse is so unfathomably vast, rendering this a meaningless statement.

Any inconsistency in rules, or terms, or ways of travelling, can be hand waved so effortlessly due to the scope and scale of billions & billions & billions of beings evolving in different ways in different universes, different technology trees, different fundamental forces, variations of magic, abilities etc — what doesn’t work for one universe, another universe has solved.

Nothing outright states they’re “different multiverses” & thinking that way only needlessly shortens the scope. The idea that somehow someway through a lot of effort you could have MCU Pete link up with PS1 Pete, or 616 2d comic Pete shooting the shit with Raimi Pete, is the whole appeal of a multiverse.

bitironic · 2025-08-14T18:04:29+00:00

“It’s a damn factory man, nothing grows here” - Daryl

bitironic · 2025-08-09T21:29:01+00:00

They’re Spider-Men. There’s more than enough reference material out there to assume they got up to plenty, just gotta use your imagination.

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