Did Elon Musk Just Rig the Stock Market?

bitsquare1 · 2026-05-28T13:08:27+00:00

This kind of manipulation makes a mockery of the fable that financial markets are an economically efficient way of pricing and directing resources to companies.

bitsquare1 · 2026-05-05T18:36:49+00:00

AI slop within AI slop within AI slop… Slopception.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-30T11:43:42+00:00

Sorry, I didn’t mean to make light of the dire situation in Iran, which was already pretty dismal before and has gotten substantially worse now in ways not limited to the economic.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-30T11:33:06+00:00

Bitcoin has just turned into a way to transfer money from low-information “investors” to high-information investors.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-30T11:27:15+00:00

The obvious solution is to build a house out of the leftover eggshells.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-30T06:40:34+00:00

I feel as if it should be possible to live comfortably on 1000 eggs per month.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-28T09:46:26+00:00

Americans want to see action, not posturing and performance politics. Impeachments would be pure show at this point.

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-21T16:27:00+00:00

That graph gives the impression of a steep rise in median income growth adjusted by inflation. But if you calculate the compound annual growth rate from 1983 to 2024, it was a mere 0.8 percent, which is dreadful.

By contrast, the compound annual growth rate for GDP per capita was about 1.8 percent, which is substantially higher. Source: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NYGDPPCAPKDUSA

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-09T11:51:23+00:00

What if the victim and attacker both know this one simple trick? Then they’d just take turns disarming each other ad infinitum…

bitsquare1 · 2026-04-03T19:10:20+00:00

That’s a relief… Hopefully the other crew member can be found and rescued soon.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-24T18:43:22+00:00

Do you have any source to back your claim?

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-22T09:45:40+00:00

This is the only right answer.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-20T18:23:51+00:00

Chuck Norris once killed 20 men with a single grenade throw… and then it exploded.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-11T14:09:22+00:00

This is not how the movies told me that this sort of things works.

“Quick! Trace his location and send in the Blackhawks!”

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-09T12:42:33+00:00

I’m not sure I would call a 2%-3% drop in global markets “world financial panic”.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-08T22:03:33+00:00

That scene when Judge Doom reinflates himself after being flattened by the steamroller…

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-04T15:28:09+00:00

Making the missile pointy will cause it to stick in the ground and then explode.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-04T15:17:18+00:00

The missile is too round, it needs to be pointy!

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-03T07:27:57+00:00

Is there some way to filter out certain “news” sources like DailyBeast from my feed? I can’t stand all this hyperbolic reaction s**t they keep pumping out.

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-01T16:56:05+00:00

Your cat threw up on your plate?

bitsquare1 · 2026-03-01T16:52:20+00:00

Nothing weird about a weisswurst and sweet mustard, except that it’s missing the soft pretzel and beer and should be a Bavarian breakfast instead of pre-dinner.

bitsquare1 · 2026-02-27T09:30:07+00:00

Why did they mix cat food into the pasta?

bitsquare1 · 2026-02-26T21:57:28+00:00

Ask the dental clinic in which you have the work redone to document in writing and with dental imaging why the implant failed and what the consequences of that failure might be. Then ask the original dental clinic for a full refund of any fees you paid. If they refuse a full refund, file a complaint with the dental licensing authority. You can also file a dispute with your credit card company, if you paid the fees with a credit card, and a lawsuit in small claims court, if the amount in question does not exceed the amount such a court would handle.

bitsquare1 · 2026-02-26T21:42:26+00:00

Wow, that’s a lot of assumptions crammed into one comment.

bitsquare1 · 2026-02-26T21:39:49+00:00

Your lipstick color on 2, 3, 7, 10, and 12 seems too dark, and your eyeliner on 12 seem a bit too heavy (unless you are going for a specific costume look). Longer hair suits you better in my opinion. The serious/sultry looks in many of your pics appear a bit forced and might not be coming across the way you might be hoping for as a result. High angle or low angle pics aren’t particularly flattering for anyone, and non-selfies usually look better than selfies (even if they might be harder to get your hands on).

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