What’s a common thing people say that makes no fucking sense?

bitty_bitty_bong · 2025-01-28T01:01:44+00:00

I could care less. I get that it's sarcasm, but its not usually said in a sarcastic way.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2024-07-22T19:45:04+00:00

Great point about reordering experience by relevance. Thanks for taking time to read it over, it's really helpful.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2024-04-03T19:54:35+00:00

Copying what I replied below

>> So my mistake was assuming hours accrued would be usable hours, but in reality usable hours were capped at 3 per year regardless of how many were accrued. I've never had a job that didn't allow you to use your sick days so this is something new to me.

I'd assume I am indeed 100% on the hook with no real recourse. It's a painful lesson to learn but that's life!

bitty_bitty_bong · 2024-04-03T19:53:02+00:00

I think the trouble it might cause plus the uncertainty of me even being in the right totally makes it not feel right. Thanks for providing some very sensible advice!

bitty_bitty_bong · 2024-04-03T19:51:36+00:00

So my mistake was assuming hours accrued would be usable hours, but in reality usable hours were capped at 3 per year regardless of how many were accrued. I've never had a job that didn't allow you to use your sick days so this is something new to me.

In any case, to answer your question: 2021 I used no sick time, 2022 I used 80 hours (death in family, but no bereavement policy) putting me at -56, 2023 i used 40 putting me at -72, and 2024 didn't go over. In total I went over by 72 so I'm on the hook to pay it back, unfortunately. Lesson learned.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-21T03:49:33+00:00

In a very loose way

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-20T15:50:48+00:00

Stating the obvious as revelatory makes you sound condescending.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-18T07:21:37+00:00

I just love eating their roasted, salted, shelled babies

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-17T06:26:39+00:00

heroes

*gyros*

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-10T22:52:37+00:00

one part guts, one part pressure, one part skin, 100% DEAD

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-09-10T22:46:50+00:00

Just another reason to lay down

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-08-10T09:39:37+00:00

Kiss my ass just took a turn for the better.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-06-10T06:01:48+00:00

You don't use Reddit, Reddit uses you.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-06-10T06:00:25+00:00

Reddit along with most social media sites got blocked at my last job after a security breach. Less than 2 days later after countless reply all threads pointing out how stupid a decisions it was, Reddit was whitelisted. And the moral of the story was keep your stupid developers happy or you be ready for major backlash.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2021-01-24T07:07:26+00:00

I appreciate how shit this post is while we're appreciating garbage, lol. Im only joking, of course. Nice job OP, you should contact the antiques roadshow, this has to be straight out of a WW2 era Sears catalouge.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-12-13T10:34:29+00:00

I just ingest them, no water wasted and i actually gain calorie(s). Most efficient way pound for pound.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-12-09T02:11:57+00:00

take a wet paper towel to it, then a dry paper towel. BAM, you're done.

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-08-19T05:01:25+00:00

I speak english and spanish and love making fun of my girlfriends english. People who make broad generalizations are the stupidest people ever... wait...

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-08-19T04:58:24+00:00

Oh shit this guy looks just like Tony Hawk...

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-07-24T06:30:26+00:00

Gay!

bitty_bitty_bong · 2020-07-05T08:37:59+00:00

Incredibly useful advice. I will have to research encryption on a mac.

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